RE: Dear Loki

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Dear Loki

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Dear Loki

Page: << < prev 10 11 [12] 13 14 next > >>

[Poll]

Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 10:24:17 PM

LaMalinche

Posts: 2077
Joined: 10/20/2005
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

I am still having trouble with the rhino-thing. I tried standing on my head. . . damn that was a feat in flexibility . . . but it did not help. Any other suggestions? Should I go to a different level first, or should I buy more arrows/bombs?

And what is a call killer?

And when are you coming to cum in Kansas to collect your just payment for services rendered?

Inquisitive and still Testing in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 221

RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 10:33:28 PM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

I am still having trouble with the rhino-thing. I tried standing on my head. . . damn that was a feat in flexibility . . . but it did not help. Any other suggestions? Should I go to a different level first, or should I buy more arrows/bombs?

And what is a call killer?

And when are you coming to cum in Kansas to collect your just payment for services rendered?

Inquisitive and still Testing in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear Inquisitive and still Testing in Kansas,

While standing on your head was you’re tongue hanging out of the right side of your mouth?

I would go for bombs.

Call killer- I believe you and I have already discussed this critter for strangulation and electrocution of callers.

I still can't quite get all those directions figured out. You better cum here. *She doesn’t know she will be building Lokiwood. hee hee*

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to LaMalinche)

Post #: 222

RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 11:02:09 PM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

I live in an apartment complex. I am aware that I will be able to hear other people's noises and that does not bother me. The lady that lives above me is completely daft and all I have to do is smile and she calls the cops because my smile is too loud. I am in a quandary as to how to handle this situation because I am not a noisy person. I have tried to rationalize with her and it does no good. How can I handle this problem once and for all?

Thanks,

Distressed Decibels

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 223

RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 11:41:39 PM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Dear Loki,

I live in an apartment complex. I am aware that I will be able to hear other people's noises and that does not bother me. The lady that lives above me is completely daft and all I have to do is smile and she calls the cops because my smile is too loud. I am in a quandary as to how to handle this situation because I am not a noisy person. I have tried to rationalize with her and it does no good. How can I handle this problem once and for all?

Thanks,

Distressed Decibels

Dear Distressed Decibels,

The best solution I have found for this dilemma is to report her as being a Nazi war criminal.

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to Gauge)

Post #: 224

RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 11:56:20 PM

LaMalinche

Posts: 2077
Joined: 10/20/2005
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

How should I give better directions?

Without a quadrent, in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 225

RE: Dear Loki - 5/21/2006 11:58:33 PM

LaMalinche

Posts: 2077
Joined: 10/20/2005
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

I have chewed off all of my nails, what should I chew on now?

N'ashing for a reply in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

(in reply to LaMalinche)

Post #: 226

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 12:06:25 AM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

How should I give better directions?

Without a quadrent, in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear Without a quadrent, in Kansas,

S T R is good nuff. I can track you down by that!

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to LaMalinche)

Post #: 227

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 12:08:38 AM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

I have chewed off all of my nails, what should I chew on now?

N'ashing for a reply in Kansas

Best,

LaMalinche

Dear N'ashing for a reply in Kansas,

I would use those switchy talents and consider CBT. Here is a benji whistle.

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to LaMalinche)

Post #: 228

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 1:09:57 AM

VandalHeart

Posts: 1333
Joined: 9/12/2004
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

It hurts when I lick the light socket. What should I do to stop the hurting?

Socket Sucker (giggity)

_____________________________

I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 229

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 1:19:57 AM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

Dear Loki,

It hurts when I lick the light socket. What should I do to stop the hurting?

Socket Sucker (giggity)

Dear Socket Sucker,

Start with a lower voltage and amped light first and work your way up. There is no other way.

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to VandalHeart)

Post #: 230

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 1:51:50 AM

VandalHeart

Posts: 1333
Joined: 9/12/2004
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

(sigh of relief) Thank you! Everybody else thought I was telling a "Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this" joke and just told me to stop. Should I dominate them into licking the light sockets too?

Socket Sucker (giggity-giggity)

_____________________________

I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 231

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 1:55:15 AM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

Dear Loki,

(sigh of relief) Thank you! Everybody else thought I was telling a "Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this" joke and just told me to stop. Should I dominate them into licking the light sockets too?

Socket Sucker (giggity-giggity)

Dear Socket Sucker,

I would recommend full restraints and hood. Then get you a pedal from a sewing machine so you can have foot control variable voltage. Then unleash the sadist!

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to VandalHeart)

Post #: 232

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 2:01:49 AM

VandalHeart

Posts: 1333
Joined: 9/12/2004
Status: offline

Oh, goodie...

_____________________________

I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 233

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 2:05:07 AM

Wulfchyld

Posts: 2618
Joined: 12/7/2005
Status: offline

LOL... methinks a sewing machine will soon be missing a foot drive!

_____________________________

Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

(in reply to VandalHeart)

Post #: 234

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 2:13:41 AM

VandalHeart

Posts: 1333
Joined: 9/12/2004
Status: offline

...no comment...

_____________________________

I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 235

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 5:49:56 AM

MochaMistress

Posts: 275
Joined: 1/8/2006
Status: offline

Dear Loki,

When I drive by construction workers I have the desire to jump out tuss them up in duct tape toss them in the back of my truck and take them out to the mountains to make them squeal like a pig. How do I curb this desire?

MM

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 236

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 7:13:59 AM

VandalHeart

Posts: 1333
Joined: 9/12/2004
Status: offline

(wow...I gotta get into the construction business)

_____________________________

I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave.
--King Jarenth of the Goblins, Labyrinth

(in reply to MochaMistress)

Post #: 237

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 7:43:59 AM

LaTigresse

Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dustyn

Dear Loki,

Do you really wear green tights like the comic book Loki? *smirk*

(been collecting Thor for years now and just couldn't resist asking... sorry)

- Dustyn

Dear Dustyn,

Only in certain TPE scenes such as, Loki vs LaTigress. An action packed comic book adventure. Just not really sure who the villain is.

That is Villainess to you!!!.............digging in cedar chest for the black cat suit with laces in all the inappropriate places.......

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 238

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 11:26:16 AM

Dustyn

Posts: 1044
Joined: 4/5/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dustyn

Dear Loki,

Do you really wear green tights like the comic book Loki? *smirk*

(been collecting Thor for years now and just couldn't resist asking... sorry)

- Dustyn

Dear Dustyn,

Only in certain TPE scenes such as, Loki vs LaTigress. An action packed comic book adventure. Just not really sure who the villain is.

That is Villainess to you!!!.............digging in cedar chest for the black cat suit with laces in all the inappropriate places.......

*snickering softly* And, 'lo, did the Gods themselves tremble at the mighty battle that raged across the heaven, ravaged Midgard and laid wate unto the realm of Hela, keeper of souls deemed unworthy of a seat in the magnificient hall of Valhalla.

Somehow, I think I might have created a monster...

- Dustyn

_____________________________

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

Murderer?! Murderer! Let me tell you something about murder. It's fun; it's easy; you gonna learn ALL about it. - Tin Tin

Can you be more amusing?

(in reply to LaTigresse)

Post #: 239

RE: Dear Loki - 5/22/2006 2:10:29 PM

Aileen68

Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline

Dear Loki,
What do I do about online stalkers that always call me cutie? :)

Sincerely,
Aileen

(in reply to Wulfchyld)

Post #: 240

Page: << < prev 10 11 [12] 13 14 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Dear Loki

Page: << < prev 10 11 [12] 13 14 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.094