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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/1/2006 8:52:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

Dear Loki,

It seems that I have been getting more and more into my usual persona of the Demon as I continue to post on collarchat.  Should I be worried or proud of this thing that I've become?

Sincerely,
Infernal Impersonator


Dear Infernal Impersonator,
 
As long as it stays SSC dive in and have a blast. The one thing that is the same everyday in life is you. If you can make a giant leap and "evolve" yourself into this persona in your kink and run with it, run the globe my friend. I think donning the visage/persona of your deeper fantasy would add an element (I am going to use a naughty word here) to your kinky proclivities that would make you a diverse and attractive play partner. You could make your play area look like a region of hell and get costumes and other props that would add to the fantasy, i could hook you up with some links.  So I am going to support you 100% (as long as SSC is practiced) and say "Release the evil!"




OhBeMyMind -> RE: Dear Loki (6/1/2006 9:22:48 AM)

Dear Loki,

My dominant and I were very careless yesterday, on the eve of my annual spread and scrape test, and needless to say my bottom is beautifully marked.  I do not wish to cancel my appointment, as I have been waiting over a month now.
Do you think, in this situation, honesty is the best policy?
If I were to decide to 'cover my ass', what semi-reasonable explanation could I give?

Signed,
BaringMyBottom




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/1/2006 9:27:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind

Dear Loki,

My dominant and I were very careless yesterday, on the eve of my annual spread and scrape test, and needless to say my bottom is beautifully marked.  I do not wish to cancel my appointment, as I have been waiting over a month now.
Do you think, in this situation, honesty is the best policy?
If I were to decide to 'cover my ass', what semi-reasonable explanation could I give?

Signed,
BaringMyBottom


Dear BaringMyBottom
I would recommend a daring tale of a diving board tragedy. The ruff anti-slip surface should give you a viable excuse to any questions that arise and save you the worry of the guys with the neat little white coat.




MochaMistress -> RE: Dear Loki (6/1/2006 6:16:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

Dear Loki
 
How would you handle a newbie submissive that is really shy, without scaring the shit out of them?
 
MM


Dear MM,
 
Eju-ma-kay-shun-el material. Exposure and education to all the different aspect of wiiwd. Some things will make him/her blanch others may really flick on the hot switch. Of course the shy sub's communication skills will be the decisive factor in breaking the barriers.


Loki
Once again a huge thank you.
MM




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (6/3/2006 4:57:00 AM)

Loki, your new site is so lonely. If I am going to refrain from toying with a few fools from across the pond, one that seems to think he is a sheikh if you can believe that!!, I need  something or someone to stimulate my brain cells. Since the only other someone here on the farm is snoring and the furry babies went back to bed after their breakfast......whats a bitch with a whip to do?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/3/2006 11:42:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Loki, your new site is so lonely. If I am going to refrain from toying with a few fools from across the pond, one that seems to think he is a sheikh if you can believe that!!, I need  something or someone to stimulate my brain cells. Since the only other someone here on the farm is snoring and the furry babies went back to bed after their breakfast......whats a bitch with a whip to do?



Dear Bitch with a whip,
 
Hmmm.... I always thought a sheikh was a used condom, however I could be wrong. The new site is growing, slowly, but still growing. I think our farm needs a good puppy, and sense you’re occupied with snoring company I went tempt you over here, so I am giving you a benji whistle.
 
Loki




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (6/4/2006 5:33:29 AM)

le' sigh.......if only I had someone to occupy me. Although the benji whistle might come in handy!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/4/2006 4:18:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

le' sigh.......if only I had someone to occupy me. Although the benji whistle might come in handy!



There you go being all irresistible and such. Are you trying to tempt me over for play or rooster food?




gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (6/4/2006 4:21:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

le' sigh.......if only I had someone to occupy me. Although the benji whistle might come in handy!



How did you get one of those?  I thought giving one to you was just an amazing dream!

Yours,


benji




knees2you -> RE: Dear Loki (6/6/2006 12:16:04 PM)

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

le' sigh.......if only I had someone to occupy me. Although the benji whistle might come in handy!


 
A Benji Whistle?
 
Just the look in Your eyes, would do it
for me.[:)]
 
Ant,[;)]




CollaredProperty -> RE: Dear Loki (6/6/2006 3:12:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Welcome avid readers. This will be the best left handed thread of my career… this week maybe. After laboriously reading dear Abby… I think a post or two… I have decided to help the masses with their questions and problems. The level of hilarity may vary from past to post, but know this… I will go to great lengths to raise the stupidity bar to the highest it has ever been. Remember this is a Dear Loki thread, so post like your writing to Dear Abby.


Loki,

Come Out, Come Out, Where ever You are................where is Loki..............He has disappeared!..............................Bummer can't even look at His profile anymore.

slave susan




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (6/6/2006 3:25:25 PM)

Never for rooster food!




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (6/6/2006 3:26:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

le' sigh.......if only I had someone to occupy me. Although the benji whistle might come in handy!



How did you get one of those?  I thought giving one to you was just an amazing dream!

Yours,


benji


Ve ave ar vaaaaysss...




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (6/6/2006 3:28:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: knees2you

quote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

le' sigh.......if only I had someone to occupy me. Although the benji whistle might come in handy!


 
A Benji Whistle?
 
Just the look in Your eyes, would do it
for me.[:)]
 
Ant,[;)]


Awww Ant, you are too kind! Thank you very much/




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (6/6/2006 3:29:48 PM)

susan, it appears he has been Lokinapped!!! call 911, call the National Guard, call.........SOMEONE!!!!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/9/2006 3:25:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CollaredProperty

Loki,

Come Out, Come Out, Where ever You are................where is Loki..............He has disappeared!..............................Bummer can't even look at His profile anymore.

slave susan


Dear slave susan,

Profile is back up.




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (6/10/2006 2:03:51 AM)

Dear Loki,

I have been kidnapped by pirates. . . is there anything that you can do?





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/10/2006 7:09:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

I have been kidnapped by pirates. . . is there anything that you can do?


Dear Damsel in distress,
 
Ask for parley, they will bring you strait to me.




desertdancer -> RE: Dear Loki (6/10/2006 7:17:12 PM)

Dear Lokie,

I WISH to be kidnapped by pirates, is there anything you can do?

Wishful in Kansas




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (6/10/2006 7:20:31 PM)

Dear Wishful in Kasnas,

Call 1-800-555-Loki




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