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Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:20:34 AM

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Dear Loki,

As you know, I am blessed with Latina curves. This is great
the majority of the time. But how do I get the frat boys on
campus to stop hollering out, "Baby got back!"?

Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:22:03 AM

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Why is Loki such a popular name in the BDSM world?

Edited to add: Too bad Vendaval's a domme, and too bad she's 3,000 miles away from Lamland...

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:25:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: newdombbw

Dear Loki:

I seem, like many, to be plagued with the problem of "no shows". How can I possibly spank their sweet little butts if I can't get the butts here??? Any suggestions on getting them to show up? (Or to even call if they aren't going to arrive as promised?)
Alternatively, is there a website where a Domina might hire a butt for spanking? I need a fix !!! (And, no thanks, I'm not into self-flagellation.)

Mistress Gea

Dear newdombbw,

Regrettably there is no HNG filter for mail. The M sub to Domme ratio is staggering. I will suggest patience and try to discern if it is a sexual sub or submissive sub, and look at the forum posts made by prospective subs. Aside from that I would make a journal entry stating that you will discipline misbehaving subs for Dom/me's in your area.

Now for more effective results... Find a cop in your area you like a whole lot and speed through his patrol area. Have with you the following... ether, duct tape, rope, ball gag, chastity device, butt plug, hood, and voice scrambler. Trust me, he has been a very bad boy and craves this.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:31:34 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Dear Loki,

As you know, I am blessed with Latina curves. This is great
the majority of the time. But how do I get the frat boys on
campus to stop hollering out, "Baby got back!"?

Mystress Vendaval Lazuli
Disorderly House

Dear Vedaval,

Always wear a strap on under your dress. When they start, flash them with your mighty manhood and you shall have no future problems.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 12:33:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Why is Loki such a popular name in the BDSM world?

Edited to add: Too bad Vendaval's a domme, and too bad she's 3,000 miles away from Lamland...

Dear Lordandmaster,

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:01:39 AM

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Dear Loki,

Why do you always start such bizarre threads? And why on earth would you poll yourself?

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:04:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear Loki,

Why do you always start such bizarre threads? And why on earth would you poll yourself?

Dear Loki,

Because the voices tell me to. As for a poll... I am an insecure HNG and need validation.

lol, bet that made ya think.

< Message edited by Wulfchyld -- 5/14/2006 1:06:19 AM >

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:07:42 AM

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Dear Loki,

I'm having a predicament, having now the opportunity to ask a question of the new answer guru for the millenium, my mind has gone blank...so ...what question should I ask? Or is there a "question millenium guru" I should refer this to?

Eagerly awaiting your reply
slavejali

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:11:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: slavejali

Dear Loki,

I'm having a predicament, having now the opportunity to ask a question of the new answer guru for the millenium, my mind has gone blank...so ...what question should I ask? Or is there a "question millenium guru" I should refer this to?

Eagerly awaiting your reply
slavejali

Dear jali,

This one is going to bite you in the ass. They are under the little plant, just past the leaves next to the basket.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:11:29 AM

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Dear Loki,

Why are you talking to yourself? I thought I laid your meds out today.

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:15:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: wytchywoman

Dear Loki,

Why are you talking to yourself? I thought I laid your meds out today.

Dear wytchy,

The little string around your finger is to remind you to take your ginkgo. He asked a question and as the answer guru I must answer.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:16:12 AM

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blinks..I'm blond..can you make your answers a little more obvious please...are you telling me I have an ass biting plant in my room? You gurus are all the same..ellusive answers none of us little people can understand...damnit

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Different Strokes for Different Folks

"I'll always have a *soft spot* for Sadists"

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:23:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: slavejali

blinks..I'm blond..can you make your answers a little more obvious please...are you telling me I have an ass biting plant in my room? You gurus are all the same..ellusive answers none of us little people can understand...damnit

Dear jali,

Give it a few weeks and all shall be revealed.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:41:47 AM

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Dear Loki,

I'm prone to fits of laughter while being cropped. Telling my Dom that "I'm crying my ass off inside"...is not working. What can I say to him that he will believe?

eme

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 1:52:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: emeraude

Dear Loki,

I'm prone to fits of laughter while being cropped. Telling my Dom that "I'm crying my ass off inside"...is not working. What can I say to him that he will believe?

eme

Dear emeraude,

Tell him you are giddy with fear.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 2:44:53 AM

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Dear Loki,

I answered the poll with question 2 (Is this Jeopardy, or what?), "Is Loki just full of crap?" After reading this thread, however, I would like to change my question to "Is Loki taking full advantage of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws?"

How would I go about changing my answer?

Yours,

benji

< Message edited by gooddogbenji -- 5/14/2006 2:46:24 AM >

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 2:50:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Dear Loki,

I answered the poll with question 2 (Is this Jeopardy, or what?), "Is Loki just full of crap?" After reading this thread, however, I would like to change my question to "Is Loki taking full advantage of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws?"

How would I go about changing my answer?

Yours,

benji

Dear benji,

Close your eyes and click your heels together three times and say, "Loki is the forum god of mischief, Loki is the forum god of mischief, Loki is the form god of mischief." That should do it.

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 2:57:30 AM

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Dear Loki,
What do we feed the trolls?

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 3:01:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki,
What do we feed the trolls?

Dear Aileen68... you cutie

This usually does the trick http://www.firest0rm.com/files/fucked/cuntface.jpg

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Loki, forum god of Mischief

Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 5/14/2006 3:05:40 AM

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Yup...that would do it.
Can you get one of those at Walmart?

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