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SorceressJ -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 1:25:29 PM)

I want depression to be nonexistant.
I want to not have ripped half my pinky fingernail (almost) off while cleaning.
I want to not have argued with Himself this morning.
I want to be out back of the barn smoking an apple with Willie.
I want a goat.




Charnegui -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 1:52:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

I want depression to be nonexistant.

I want that too, I'm thinking of calling my shrink to get back on med's again.

I want a drink.... and I'm gonna get it not. [:D]




0ldhen -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 2:29:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

I want (right this moment) a three cheese hamburger from Fuddruckers, and lots and lots of their fries. OH! And one of their chocolate milkshakes! nom nom nom nom nom nom nom





Sending a boy out with one....expect himm in a while...he is walking....might be a long while....

Meantime ...I haz cheeseburgers and icecream....come get some.




0ldhen -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 2:36:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

..I want a full body massage... yeah, that's all I want right now. 



That is easy....coconut oil at my house.....

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ORIGINAL: Charnegui

I want something nice to eat... but I cant seem to think of anything particular....[&:]



Chickie tastes like....welll...chicken!


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

i want time to pass and make sense and such.




Sweet sherperdess.....never wish for time to fly....once it passes it is lost forever....instead savor each moment be it salty or sweet...


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

I want depression to be nonexistant.
I want to not have ripped half my pinky fingernail (almost) off while cleaning.
I want to not have argued with Himself this morning.
I want to be out back of the barn smoking an apple with Willie.
I want a goat.



I want nobody to ever be depressed again.
I has a bandaid for your nail.
Think about the make up sex.
Granted, go smoke some apples.

Hmm......Sorceress wants a goat.....shades of sacrifice....? Or true love?




Charnegui -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 2:41:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
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ORIGINAL: Charnegui
I want something nice to eat... but I cant seem to think of anything particular....[&:]

Chickie tastes like....welll...chicken!


Ohhh coincidence.... I just had chicken :).... chickie well... can't find the right one to be eatable [;)]
So I had chicken for dinner with potatoesalad.
(all made with a good amount of garlic)





SorceressJ -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 4:56:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
Hmm......Sorceress wants a goat.....shades of sacrifice....? Or true love?


Hen is a big silly. Actually, I want a goat because I've helped take care of other ppl's goats before and I happen to like the stinky ol' things, and free-range grass-fed goat milk is good for you, especially when chilled.
Cute + keeps me from having to mow so often + gives milk that I don't have to buy or wonder what's in it = *WIN*

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Charnegui -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 5:32:09 PM)

Goats Rulezzz!!!
When I had still a garden, I always wanted a couple of those tiny goats and a couple of geese [:D]
I´m sorry to say, my husband(s) didn´t like the idea [&:]




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 5:52:19 PM)

I want to say: Goats are noisy, evil MF"ers that wake you at the crack of dawn just for spite.





LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 6:09:50 PM)

I want a boy. That is all. Carry on.




0ldhen -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 6:21:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

Hen is a big silly. Actually, I want a goat because I've helped take care of other ppl's goats before and I happen to like the stinky ol' things, and free-range grass-fed goat milk is good for you, especially when chilled.
Cute + keeps me from having to mow so often + gives milk that I don't have to buy or wonder what's in it = *WIN*



Everything you have said is the truth! When I had a small farm we kept a few of the miniature goats to eat weeds. The milk was good for some stuff too though because they were minis not much of it.

You shall get your goat someday.....when you do.....the cream off the milk is an excellent facial....




0ldhen -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 6:23:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

I want a boy. That is all. Carry on.



Since our heroine, Red, has proven that us ladies hovering in or around middle age can, indeed catch the cute young stuff, (Go Red!!!!) I assure you your want will also be fulfilled.




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 6:32:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

I want a boy. That is all. Carry on.



Since our heroine, Red, has proven that us ladies hovering in or around middle age can, indeed catch the cute young stuff, (Go Red!!!!) I assure you your want will also be fulfilled.


It's just possible that I'm a year or two beyond this middle age thing of which you speak. But I still want me a boy. Wonder where to find one??




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 7:20:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

I want a boy. That is all. Carry on.


Ah hell, I've got half a dozen or so on any day just hanging around here.  I hear they are cheaper by the half dozen.  Shall I ship them to you?




0ldhen -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 7:44:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

I want a boy. That is all. Carry on.


Ah hell, I've got half a dozen or so on any day just hanging around here.  I hear they are cheaper by the half dozen.  Shall I ship them to you?




I'll gladly help with the postage!




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 8:44:56 PM)

Y'all are just too good to me. *sniffle*




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 9:00:33 PM)

I want everyone in the house not to be sick anymore.
 
I want my throat to stop feeling like it's on fire.
 
I want my body to stop feeling like it's been run over by a truck.
 
I want a magical Stupid Whacker that will eliminate the idiots plaguing the Internet.




Masticator -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 9:05:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

I want everyone in the house not to be sick anymore.
 
I want my throat to stop feeling like it's on fire.
 
I want my body to stop feeling like it's been run over by a truck.
 
I want a magical Stupid Whacker that will eliminate the idiots plaguing the Internet.



Re: Throat Fire

My mother would say to gargle with very salty and warm water.




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I WANT...... (6/11/2011 9:12:44 PM)

Thanks, Masticator.  My dad always said the same but it's never worked for me.  I do better with hot tea and honey, which I've been downing in quantity.
 
I want a robot slave to bring me tea now.  Or maybe a latex-clad slave in a gas mask.  Either would work.




0ldhen -> RE: I WANT...... (6/12/2011 4:21:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

I want everyone in the house not to be sick anymore.
 
I want my throat to stop feeling like it's on fire.
 
I want my body to stop feeling like it's been run over by a truck.
 
I want a magical Stupid Whacker that will eliminate the idiots plaguing the Internet.



Add some boubon or whiskey to that tea, that will handle a few of the wants.

Next, one Magical Whacker ordered from the ACME supply co, on its way.

One gas masked slave.....here Fox....cmere Fox....this nice lady needs to borrow you from Max......




poise -> RE: I WANT...... (6/12/2011 6:17:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: poise

I want for everyone's wants to be fulfilled.
And I want Him to get better and come home.



Yayyyy....this is an excellent want.

And I want your wanted one home for you......


My want became a reality, and I am certain that your wanting it too helped a little. [:D]
Thank you. (smooches!)




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