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Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 8:58:12 PM

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Young geoff is now in the clutches of the lovely Red and her toybag.

In the very likely event that he doesn't survive the weekend, maybe the gang here at P&RS should compose a fitting epitaph.

I'll start

Here lies Young sub Geoff
Red got out the duct tape and MRFFFFFFfffff

(OK, it's bad but how the fuck do you rhyme something with Geoff?)

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 9:18:23 PM

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Rhyme with Geoff...easy for a Canadian.

Here lies Young sub Geoff
he went to the meet without a Ref.

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 9:27:17 PM

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Here lies poor Geoff, the Sub who is Young,
Deceased with a ball gag stuffed over his tongue.

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 9:47:11 PM

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Here lies Geoff a handsome lad
when he was good he was very bad
He went down south to meet his Red
a lovely lass who was southern bred
Looks they had, although brains less so
had his safeword been other than red
he might not so soon have had to go...

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 10:00:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Here lies Geoff a handsome lad
when he was good he was very bad
He went down south to meet his Red
a lovely lass who was southern bred
Looks they had, although brains less so
had his safeword been other than red
he might not so soon have had to go...

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 10:06:34 PM

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Sorry gang, I think Winnie has the *WIN* on this one.. totally.

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 10:32:09 PM

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 11:06:04 PM

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NM

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/10/2011 11:11:41 PM

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There once was a young sub named Geoff,
The Story of O, his roman a clef,
Lovely Red came along,
In her heart was a song,
Unintended, she dommed him to death. :-(

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 4:27:07 AM

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For Le Petite Mort
From Beauteous Red
Geoff did exhort
Now he lies dead

Air he did try to snort
While she buried his head
Twixt her boobie fort
Happy he passed in bed

Beware giant Boobies
Especially you Newbies
Skill it doth take
The love to make

With the caliber of Ladies
You meet on cm
Smiling you go to Hades
Cause we have the tightest……..ahem!

Angels descend and guide our Friend
YSG….yay….not dead but needing to mend!

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:04:32 AM

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You all are so crazy!!!!! I love it!!!!!

*however, I'm sure I'll never have anyone ask to play with me at the club ever again if this is seen*

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:08:03 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Here lies Geoff a handsome lad
when he was good he was very bad
He went down south to meet his Red
a lovely lass who was southern bred
Looks they had, although brains less so
had his safeword been other than red
he might not so soon have had to go...

Ditto

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:10:20 AM

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So, since Im still alive (or now un-dead), does this make me the Resident Zombie?

Hilly, mind your skull, your brains are my next meal... after Reds

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:11:22 AM

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You all are so crazy!!!!! I love it!!!!!

*however, I'm sure I'll never have anyone ask to play with me at the club ever again if this is seen*

I'm afraid so hunnyRed..... I'm afraid so....

Poor poor Geoff, just learning Red
Has now fallen of the bed
Hit his head
Don't say he's deceased!!!!!

*grinn*

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:12:29 AM

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geoff.. the weekend isnt over yet.

quit being muso cocky../..

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:13:23 AM

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*eats greedy's brains*

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:16:40 AM

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*snort*

nice try. they've been gone for longer than you've been on earth

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/11/2011 9:40:29 AM

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*bwuahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!* (loves my Greedygirl, with or without bwainz) hehehe...

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/13/2011 8:31:26 AM

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OK, I have posted on the boards today, and geoff posted yesterday. I think that shows that he is still alive. However, he has not posted today, so I'm hoping that means he has not kicked the bucket since he left my clutches, erm... presence yesterday.

Signed,
I-Did-Not-Do-Him-In-Red

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RE: Young geoff, we knew him well. - 6/13/2011 8:33:36 AM

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I-Did-Not-Do-Him-In-Red

Did you do him in blue? Chartreuse?

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