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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 2:51:12 AM   
shivvy


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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

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fake bubblewrap, surely?


As long as it looks like bubblewrap and pops like bubblewrap does it really matter if its real bubblewrap? *laughs* pop, pop, pop, *snicker* pop, pop, pop, *snicker, laugh*
 
I like bubblewrap... cant help it lol


<<< kneels down next to Reflectivesoul and helps pop them naughty bubbles - lol <cry> sorry, but it's just soooo addictive, i can't stop myself!

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 3:17:34 AM   
ExistentialSteel


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Status: offline 		I bet you are just pretending that you are pretending. You are not a true pretender.

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 3:19:12 AM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		I hope all of you fakes and pretenders have a good day today..

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 3:27:31 AM   
meatcleaver


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Status: offline 		Since someone is only submissive to the person THEY choose, it is irrelevent to anyone but their partner as to whether someone is submissive or not.

The same goes for dominance. I have two dominant characters that work at times for me. It is largely irrelevent to me that they are dominant characters because they do what I say because I pay them for what they do and get no more than if they were submissive.

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 4:56:25 AM   
Evanesce


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Used chewing gum, honey!  I know, you're just so jealous!


I am!  Truly!
 
Yanno... being a poser and keeping up with the other nevergonnabes is hard work!  

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 5:08:45 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		That rolled up newspaper will not keep benji from peeing on your leg.  He loves being swatted with it!  He gets excited and then...he pees.  Vicious circle.  So if you want to swat him with the newpaper, just make sure that you have enough Wee Wee pads spread out under him and maybe wrap your leg in plastic as a precaution!

Oh yes, by the way, I too am fake.  In the first email that I received on this site I was told that I was not a sub because I had likes/dislikes and limits!  Ooops I forgot, submissives are supposed to submit to anyone for anything at anytime!

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 5:31:46 AM   
BreakingGlass


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Status: offline 		....a velcro collar with flashing lights...I don't know if I could look away from that.    

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 5:37:33 AM   
piscess


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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Hello everyone,
My name is Cuddle, and I,... I am a pretend sub. Lowers eyes in shame.

Sorry folks, coudnt help it..too many threads about "true this" and "true that"...kind of getting on my nerves.


LOL, Fun thread Cuddle.
 
Now let us add the words 'real' and 'natural'
 
Guess I am fake also!!
 
piscess

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:08:04 AM   
valeca


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ORIGINAL: ExistentialSteel

I bet you are just pretending that you are pretending. You are not a true pretender.


Funniest. Post. Here.

Loved it!  Thanks for starting my day off right!

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:26:17 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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ORIGINAL: shivvy
<<< kneels down next to Reflectivesoul and helps pop them naughty bubbles - lol <cry> sorry, but it's just soooo addictive, i can't stop myself!


*heh* hiyas shivvy *grins n passes over some more bubble wrap*........ Paints the nails while she is busy with the pop pop popping  (neon green with neon purple dots)

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:30:13 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		(runs across room and jumps up and down on the bubble wrap)  Yippie!!  I am ready for my pedicure now, but can I have purple, please?

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:35:07 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		*readies muh box of polishes n runs around to the newcomers with a wicked grin*
 
*paints ExistentialSteel's nails neon orange with neon blue centers*
 
*paints meatcleaver's nails neon yellow with hot pink dots* lol
 
*skips over Denise's tootsies cause they's already done*
 
*paints angelface's nails hot pink with lil blue dots n swats her with the rolled up newspaper too* heh
 
*paints piscess nails baby blue with hot pink dots*
 
*paints valeca's nails neon yellow wiff lil red dots*
 
WHEW y'all keepin me busy lol damnit! lol
 
and morning cuddle, hope you slept well.
 

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:35:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Everyone knows the easiest way to let people know that you're just pretending to be a sub/slave is to label yourself a "switch."

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:37:57 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		oh yes those wicked nasty creatures ( switches ) are the worst fakes of all, burn em at the stake!
 
*paints LA's nails hot pink with purple dots*

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:39:09 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		(smiles)  yay! my first spanking of the day!

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:39:15 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		roooopsssssssssss * paints angelface's fingers purple* heh there ya go

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:40:43 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		lol lol angelface .... I shouldda used somethin a lil better than a newspaper for the FIRST and bestest one of the day *laughs*, g'morning

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 6:44:24 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		(dances around the room singing)  "i love my purple fingers, i love my purple fingers"  (stops and pouts, realizing that it is not her fingers that she wishes be purple, but her ass!)

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 7:25:33 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Alright, I want to set some facts straight:

When I get excited, I pee

When I get hit with a newspaper, I get excited

If I don't get excited for a few minutes, I pee anyway.  And then we all just swim out.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Pretend Subs Anonymous - 5/15/2006 7:27:32 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Oh, and I just decided to add:  I am NEVER going to bed again.

I went to bed, slept in, and now got up and missed out on 3 pages of urine references and one person not knowing about my melon of anguish.  THEY WERE BEING HELD DOWN!!!!!  I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM GOOOOOOOOD!!!!

So, any volunteers?

Yours,


benji

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