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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 12:02:16 AM   
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1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 12:13:06 AM   
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8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.




As soon as i could get my hardship license ( a permit to get a job at 14 years old ) i got my first taxable job at a fast-food joint.
i was made to work the drive-thru speaker, and liked to mess with people, asking them in a mellow tone, " Would you like that for here or to go? "

They'd pause before answering.

The best thing was that the person operating the speaker never saw the people that went through the drive-thru.

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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 12:16:55 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 12:18:26 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 5:23:53 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 7:30:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Carry a bowling ball in its bag onto an elevator in a tall building. When it gets full of people, lift the bag up to your face level, unzip it just a little and harshly whisper. "Will you shut the fuck UP in there?"

Then, zip it back up, set it on the ground and give a shy little smile all aorund.

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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 7:50:20 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 7:54:30 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 9:46:56 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 10:01:41 AM   
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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/14/2011 10:07:46 AM   
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If you are familiar with an elevator that has a front and a back door, get in, face the door that you know is NOT going to open, and push the button that makes the OTHER door open when it stops. Keep facing the wrong door until it arrives at the floor, then yell "PSYCHE!!!" and run out the other one as it opens.

But sometimes, stand facing the correct one, so they're never sure.......Drove 'em nuts

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RE: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity - 6/15/2011 9:18:18 AM   
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