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LadyConstanze -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:02:13 PM)

I believe you, would a cock ever lie? [:D]




mnottertail -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:03:29 PM)

I will non-scientifically leer at the pictures.  Cuz that's the kinda guy I am.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:04:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I will non-scientifically leer at the pictures.  Cuz that's the kinda guy I am.


You've noticed of course, mnot, that the issue # is still not forthcoming.




mnottertail -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:05:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I believe you, would a cock ever lie? [:D]


cocks often try to tell sizeable lies.




mnottertail -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:06:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I will non-scientifically leer at the pictures.  Cuz that's the kinda guy I am.


You've noticed of course, mnot, that the issue # is still not forthcoming.


Well, it's all about the research, innit?




Hillwilliam -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:07:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I believe you, would a cock ever lie? [:D]


Mine lies to Me all the time when I pour beer thru it.

It tells me Im charming, witty, a good singer and that chick over in the corner is REALLY hot.



lyin bastard




LadyConstanze -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 1:14:29 PM)

Wouldn't help you was a European edition... And while I'm not ashamed of it, somehow it would be a bit odd talking to you thinking what you might do with it... Men tend to react a bit odd, like my other half is so worried that he might lose his hard copy, he scanned them all in and a female colleague tried to give him hell about the screen saver on his laptop and he shut her up with "What's wrong with having a picture of my girlfriend as a screen saver?" I then got a few invitations to work parties of his company where a lot of geeks were very friendly to me.

Seriously, I think guys make a much bigger deal out of it than it really is, I can ruin it for you and tell you they airbrushed a mole on my tits away and the photoshoot is seriously boring and exhausting and the last thing you think about is sex, of course you have erect nipples because they use ice cubes. That was the funniest thing, a girl going "excuse me" then applying the ice cubes, patting them dry while you're in some semi stupid position... Most guys would absolutely lose their desire for PB if they could be at a photo shoot, it's clinical and very unsexy.




Lucylastic -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 3:37:12 PM)

Seems THE twins are moving back into the mansion with Hef

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/17/playboy-kristina-karissa-shannon-twins-moving-in-mansion-hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-wedding/




pahunkboy -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 5:19:29 PM)

Oh yay.   




TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar (6/17/2011 9:20:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

She was probably a nice straight-edge girl who saw Heffner's want to legalize marijuana and decided that she can do much better. 

It is good to know some girls out there can still save themselves.  I am proud of her! 



Whatever you say, CM Punk.




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