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Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/15/2011 8:49:44 PM   
Fetters4U


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Status: offline 		This game is simple, all you have to do is make up a song title that sounds like a country music song but isn't one. Each new title must use at least one one word from the prior title.

Lets get it started:

If you really loved me, you'd wash my truck.




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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/16/2011 5:09:44 PM   
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I married your twin sister because she told me she was you... 

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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. -- Mae West
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far. -- Mae West

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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/17/2011 5:19:10 PM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/18/2011 9:39:15 AM   
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. -- Mae West
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far. -- Mae West

To err is human; to edit, divine...

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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/18/2011 7:46:13 PM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/18/2011 8:02:13 PM   
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(I didn't make that up, though, I heard it a really long time ago)

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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/18/2011 8:15:16 PM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/18/2011 8:44:25 PM   
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. -- Mae West
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far. -- Mae West

To err is human; to edit, divine...

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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/18/2011 9:23:55 PM   
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By the way, Windchymes, I think the song you were thinking of is actually titled: I've Got Tears In My Ears (From Lying on My Back In My Bed As I Cry Over You)
 
I tried to find it on YouTube and came up empty, but did find a short clip of the first few lines here:
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=5691

edited to add that the first few lines are probably enough!

< Message edited by igor2003 -- 6/18/2011 9:25:43 PM >

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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 2:26:47 AM   
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Your momma truly loves it - it's salty and greasy and awesome
It's the best steak in town and made from roadkill 'possum


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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 6:56:57 AM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 6:59:12 AM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 7:00:57 AM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 7:20:11 AM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 7:40:42 AM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 8:16:01 AM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 11:09:42 AM   
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. -- Mae West
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far. -- Mae West

To err is human; to edit, divine...

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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 1:49:34 PM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 4:25:11 PM   
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RE: Country Music Songtitle Game - 6/19/2011 5:03:24 PM   
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. -- Mae West
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far. -- Mae West

To err is human; to edit, divine...

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