IrishMist
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Unlike the other snarkmonsters who have posted, I intend not to pull my punches this time around 
Patrick
We are neither ignorant, nor are we mindless. We don't need some egotistical upstart to come here and tell us what our already intelligent, mature minds have figured out.
However, I am feeling a bit spunky this morning, so I will address your points.
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If you see a girl who ‘lives for’ intellectual discourse and astrology, that is a warning.
Why is that a warning? I happen to be able to hold an intelligent discussion, and yet, I find astrology fascinating.
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If you see spanking as a hard limit, she probably is not too serious about the lifestyle.
Hmmm, I see.
I am a masochist. Hard core. And yet, I would not let another spank me.
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There are significant grammatical or spelling errors in her profile. Remember, she is supposed to be a woman, and women are usually careful. This is a good sign you are dealing with a man.
*snicker*
Uh huh.
How do you know it's simply not pure laziness on her part? There are quite a few ladies who post on these forums, and quite often we have to go back and edit a post because we were simply in such a hurry that we misspelled words. And yet, at the last check, we all still had the body parts that made us a woman.
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She expresses an interest in cock photographs. If she does, you are talking to a gay man.
And perhaps she just wants to know what she will be getting. 
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On her profile or within thirty seconds of communicating, you have received pornographic photographs. Truly tasteful erotic photographs do not automatically indicate a fake, but pornographic photos provided very quickly are a giveaway.
Distasteful, but not irrevocable proof.
Not to mention...what about the MEN who demand such photo's withing 30 seconds of engaging in conversation with a lady?
Your logic is flawed here.
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She looks like she could pass for a supermodel. While I know it is challenging for supermodels to find straight dominant men in the fashion industry, most have not turned to collarme so they can serve you without limit.
Are you sure about that? I happen to be acquainted with several young ladies here on collarme, that I have also met in real life who ARE models very well known in the public eye.
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She wants to be a slave, but she lists she is actively seeking switch males. Does this really make sense to you?
Of course it does. The question is, have you ever stopped to ask them why they would have such requirements listed on their profile?
Of course you haven't.
You are all knowing; you would never stoop so low as to inquire such a thing.
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It's a guide.
No. It's not a guide. It's a piece of shit you threw together to make yourself look good.
Unfortunate for you, all you have succeeded in doing is making yourself look like an idiot.
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One also occasionally get a touch bored at owrk and type things.
Ahh, I see. You get bored at work, so you decide to make yourself look like a fool.
It worked.
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I published some very uncontroversial travel advice on California wine country and it generated almost nothing.
Well, if it is anything like what you tried to post here, I can see why it generated NOTHING.
All in all, I must say. I learned a great deal from his post.
I learned that, according to Patrick, we are all unintelligent idiots who need the guiding hand of a man who believes himself intelligent enough to lead us down the 'right' path.
I learned that we are not mature enough to spot 'a fake', and that Patrick believes only he can show us the right way.
I learned that Patrick, while trying to appear smart, intelligent, and helpful...is actually passive aggressive.
I feel sorry for the person who may or may not be with him. To be tied to such wishy-washy behavior is punishment at its best.
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