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theroebabe -> some funnies (10/12/2004 1:38:02 PM)
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>>A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the
porch
>>one night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over & smacks her
husband,
>>knocking him off the porch & into the bushes.
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>>He crawls back up & asks, "What was that for?"
>>She says, "For having a little pecker."
>>
>>He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the
>>other side of the porch & into the bushes.
>>
>>She crawls back & says, "What was that for?"
>>
>>He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
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