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The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 10:40:07 AM   
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The average vagina is 3-5 inches long and even with its diminuative stature, het male doms want to own it, use it, fuck it, tie it up, make it squirt or maybe hurt and a plethora of other things involving this little bit of flesh canal between the legs whilst het male subs want to be allowed to crawl inside and take care of business (at which point many stop actually submitting because it's hard to do that at the same time you are ordering the little woman to make you a sandwich while you take a nap.)

Okay, a bit tic, but I think you get the gist here.

Gay not withstanding, the Magic Cunt is pretty fucking popular. As far as body parts go, the cunt is going to generate way more interest than your average left elbow.

Cunts are resiliant. They can take a licking and keep on ticking. They are amazingly elastic and not only accepting of seed but stretching to accomodate the end result of copulation without condom-sation. Self-lubricating (although after menopause a little AstroGlide is appreciated) they are warm, inviting and can hold anything from a pea shooter to an elephant gun without too much truble. If you keep it clean and smelling fresh, take it to the doc for a check-up on occasion, your cunt will last a lifetime and be just as good at 80 as it was at 18. Whether you have a pot hole or a cavity the size of the Grand Canyon, there is a guy out there, somewhere, who just wants an entry ticket into the Magical Land of Cunt.

(Oh, and if you don't think a cunt is magical.. try shooting some jizz up your nose then popping an 8 pound alien out of it 9 months later!)

I write all this to make it very clear that I have a great love and appreciation of cunts. I am quite fond of my own, try to take good care of it and, of course, it is available to Himself any time he wishes to make use of it.

Twat the fuck though.. it's not the *only* body part I have. True, it reacts to certain stimulations, mostly based on how another body part (that pesky little thing in my skull I like to call the brain) reacts to any given individual and while my cunt might react in a primal or visceral way, it does not override its bigger sister residing a bit higher up the totem pole of my body... well, not usually.

In other words, that dangly bit a man has between his legs isn't going to be the final arbitar on whether or not someone has the power to get into the Magic Cunt and it most certainly is not going to cause my knees to buckle (the cunt bone is not connected to the knee bone) nor cause my reason to disintegrate nor my morals or ethics to fly out the window in the face of a few inches of mostly flaccid flesh which only works for a few minutes at a time before it needs a snooze.

Seriously.

Cocks and cunts get along GREAT, but they rarely do more than speed date. For a lasting and long term relationship, there has got to be more. After the speed date there are still 23 hours and 55 mins left in the day .. now multiply that out by 80 or so years and we are talking some serious time in terms of individual human existance and most of that time isn't going to be spent on your back (or on all fours) bumping fuglies.

It's not your cock that gives you authority. Your power doesn't derive from below the waist. I mean, lets face it.. you guys jizz and piss out of the same hole.. you are really not that evolved. Don't get me wrong, either.. I love men! Some of my very favorite guys are men but your cock, like my cunt, is not the be all, end all.

If you want to find a woman, dominant her, be her Master then find the seat of your power, feel it, let it loose and use it wisely. That will take care of the other 23 hours in the day. That will get your nob polished in this world surer than any other way.

Power, baby.. not penis.

Seriously.


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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 10:42:16 AM   
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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 10:51:23 AM   
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quote:

It's not your cock that gives you authority. Your power doesn't derive from below the waist. I mean, lets face it.. you guys jizz and piss out of the same hole.. you are really not that evolved. Don't get me wrong, either.. I love men! Some of my very favorite guys are men but your cock, like my cunt, is not the be all, end all.


I do not know how many times I have made this point to various men I know

Not that this makes women intrinsically better, we are just more complicated when it comes to our sexuality on some levels (not all, mind you)

and that is why that men that understand this

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Power, baby.. not penis.

Seriously.


Get my magic cunt, and not other men.

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:03:18 AM   
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Brilliant!

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:07:18 AM   
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Bita. I think I love you.

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:08:37 AM   
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bita, that is excellent. can we needlepoint it on a pillow or make t-shirts? :)

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:12:24 AM   
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*adores Bita* (as always)

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:13:52 AM   
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Fan-f*cking-tastic, Bita! Many thanks!

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:17:17 AM   
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bita, that is excellent. can we needlepoint it on a pillow or make t-shirts? :)


I vote for the t-shirts.

Awesome post Bita!


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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:24:54 AM   
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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:27:57 AM   
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quote:

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bita, that is excellent. can we needlepoint it on a pillow or make t-shirts? :)


I vote for the t-shirts.

Awesome post Bita!



I would like a black tank top with pink letters surrounded by glitter or black with white letters and silver studs.


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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:30:37 AM   
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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:30:47 AM   
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I will go with black, red glittery letters and rhinestones!

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:30:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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I vote for the t-shirts.

Awesome post Bita!



I would like a black tank top with pink letters surrounded by glitter or black with white letters and silver studs.



Can I get one that says "Magically Delicious" ??



(edited to fix quotes)


< Message edited by NuevaVida -- 6/20/2011 11:31:57 AM >


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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:32:42 AM   
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And on the back, "Always after me Lucky Charms!"

Awesome, bita, really awesome!

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:34:04 AM   
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quote:

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And on the back, "Always after me Lucky Charms!"




HAHAHAHAAA!! ^_^

(pardon me, as i pass out laughing =p)


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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:34:21 AM   
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I hope Keebler would not mind us co-opting that!! After all, what is better than Lucky Charms than a Magic Cunt?

Marketing, people!!!

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:35:25 AM   
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And on the back, "Always after me Lucky Charms!"

Awesome, bita, really awesome!


Damn, you beat me to it, as usual!!!

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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:36:18 AM   
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RE: The Magic Cunt or.. Twat the fuck? - 6/20/2011 11:37:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

If you want to find a woman, dominant her, be her Master then find the seat of your power, feel it, let it loose and use it wisely. That will take care of the other 23 hours in the day. That will get your nob polished in this world surer than any other way.

Power, baby.. not penis.



I have had 2 former slaves in the past 5 years,
& never ever thinked about haveing sex with any,
Power & sex do not get along,


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