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RE: text messages - 5/16/2006 11:10:34 AM   
leatherorlace


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Try drying them first, braid them together, add some fatback, boil and or fry. Sorry, bu you'll need to add some fresh rosemary to kill the major odour, but passing gas can help some. lol
  Was this faux pas a little endearment between two people that had been flirting on-line? Just a thought.
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RE: text messages - 5/17/2006 8:13:39 AM   
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I highly suggest she visit the "Collards of Protection" thread and obtain one from the many people who offer them.


"Collards of Protection" are really tasty if you cook 'em with the Bacon of Submission.

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RE: text messages - 5/17/2006 4:01:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: leatherorlace

Was this faux pas a little endearment between two people that had been flirting on-line? Just a thought.
Gentry


LOL.... nope, completely random. You get points for the guess tho.

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RE: text messages - 5/19/2006 7:52:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

Not quite.  Telling someone they can touch your breasts isn't the same as telling someone they can call you a whore.

Giving someone your phone number doesn't mean they get a free pass to inappropriate behavior just because it's on the phone.


Took the words out of my mouth. I'm always amazed at the rudeness perpetuated in the name of BDSM.

You should see some of the emails I get, including one where a complete stranger called me a "wet little c**t". I was told "Well, look at your pictures. You're provocative, what do you expect?" Ummmm.....I expect you to be human instead of a jackass.

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RE: text messages - 5/19/2006 10:46:49 AM   
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Hmmmm....NO!
It was not inapropriate for him to message her, it was not inappropriate for her to object, and it was not inappropriate for him to decide not to text her anymore.   

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RE: text messages - 6/7/2006 8:27:37 PM   
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  was wondering if someone could please answer  a question 4 me?Being new at all of this,Question:What is ShiBari? Thank you

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RE: text messages - 6/7/2006 8:36:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slavelooking2006

is it not inappropiate for a Master that is not in a commited realationship with a submissive to text mesage her and say good morning sex toy and she tells Him so and He later  says fine i wont text message you anymore good luck.


Umm before you whine about the dirty things he said to you...exactly HOW did he get that number unless you gave it to him. HUmmmm?

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RE: text messages - 6/7/2006 9:20:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ubustybitch
  was wondering if someone could please answer  a question 4 me?Being new at all of this,Question:What is ShiBari? Thank you


A shibari is a bar-b-qued text message served on a stick with a dab of lime sherbert and a white zinfandel chaser.

 

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RE: text messages - 6/7/2006 9:35:17 PM   
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It sounds like the problem has already resolved itself. And what's the deal with text messaging? You pay to read a dopey message from someone?  

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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 12:26:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Estring

It sounds like the problem has already resolved itself. And what's the deal with text messaging? You pay to read a dopey message from someone?


No they pay to send you a dopey message If they want to waste their money it's fine by me but that doesn't mean I have to pay to reply to it!

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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 3:12:59 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: slavelooking2006

is it not inappropiate for a Master that is not in a commited realationship with a submissive to text mesage her and say good morning sex toy and she tells Him so and He laterĀ  says fine i wont text message you anymore good luck.

*reads and rereads* ok someone explain cause I am missing something... (gonna be so useless today)
Dominant and submissive not in a commited relationship... kk got it
Dominant text messaged a submissive... ok got that.. expensive depending on her plan but he got the number somewhere
Dominant calls submissive sex toy ok maybe not PC but who the heck wants that?..lol
submissive tells Dominant so???? is that a acronym?
and Dominant is so offended by the word so or whatever it stands for that he says fine will not text message anymore... well thank you cause my plan with consume my bank account but I missed something here and obviously I am the only one cause everyone is answering and LA did a few times... *stomps foot and laughs* no really honestly I missed something...lol


< Message edited by keme -- 6/8/2006 3:17:25 AM >


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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 3:18:41 AM   
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I fail to see the problem.  She's apparently given him her number, they've apparently had conversations that lead him to believe that his message would be ok.  Hmmmmmmm...is this a case of PMS, by any chance?

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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 3:31:43 AM   
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she told the Dom that it was inappropriate to call her a sex toy. lol, had to read it a couple times to get that myself (chuckling). However i agree with LA, this sounds so middle school. i thought we were supposed be adults.

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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 3:46:37 AM   
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I am with Keme. . . what is up with "so", what does that mean?

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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 3:52:07 AM   
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So to warn all the male dominants out there. . .this winter, please refrain from using your fireplace. The resulting smoke from your chimney maybe be misconstrued as an inappropriate smoke signal and someone might tell on you on the collarme.com forums.

Don't say I didn't warn ya

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RE: text messages - 6/8/2006 4:08:21 AM   
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Great, now I have to clean my computer screen. . . and the desk. . . and the wall. . .

Damn you Princess . .

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