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It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 4:31:42 AM

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A funny thing happened earlier tonight I thought I would share.

I was entertaining a few BDSMers in my home and we were talking about toys. Most of my toys are out on display...within easy reach. We were chatting about various things when my girlfriend (Domme) asked "What in the world do you use a curry comb for?!"

My reply...."To brush my cat."

LOL Sometimes things really are used for their intended purposes.

It gave me a giggle

Ms Sandi

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 6:27:14 AM

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ROFLMAO, I've had the same experience. Mine was a toothbrush in my toybag. The look on his face when he held it up and asked what I planned to do with it was priceless.

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 9:05:45 AM

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Speaking of toothbrushes... I had an old toothbrush (kept in a baggie because it was dirty) that I used to clean clipper blades in my bag, and I had a male ask me with eyes as wide as saucers "Are you going to use this on me???". I can't imagin what he thought I was going to use it "for". lol

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 9:34:30 AM

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*grins* Just have to say that i loved the phrase 'it gave me a giggle'. Perhaps it's just my locale but i've never heard it put that way before (it's always it made me laugh, giggle, etc).

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 10:07:52 AM

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A Wonderful game that can be played is "S/M Liars' Club". Either in a group of BDSMers, at a club meeting or a munch, is to have everyone bring two the most *outlandish* items possible, one, something they do use as a 'toy' and the other, with no S/M uses.

Examples might include escargot tongs, a hanging postal scale, a long handled drain-grabber, a currycomb, a cat toy, a braided belt, etc.

The object of the game is to see which item is the real S.M toy and which is the decoy. Strangeley enough, some of the guesses for the non-toys might lead to new uses for them!

The fun thing is the win or lose aspect of it. If the guesser is a Top and S/He wins, he gets to smack the willing slave of Hir choice. If S/He loses, S/He must be willing to give a smack to any slave requesting it. If the bottom is the guesser and wins, s/he gets a smack from any willing Top. If s/he loses, the slave must submit to a smack from a Top who asks. Obviously the prizes may differ, one could substitute points or services or what have you.

Much laughter guaranteed.

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 10:59:16 AM

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Yesterday must have been the day for giggling because something happened to me as well.

The complex that I live in has a contracted maintenance man. Anyway, he came to fix my door which needed to be resealed at the bottom. While he was here I asked him about my doorbell which obviously needed something cause it sounded more like a warning to the gates of hades as opposed to "Ding dong some one is here".

While he was looking at the doorbell sensor I sat down in my executive chair in my office when he heard the chair squeaking and screaming for help. At that point he got on his radio to the office and said..."Greg, I am at ____can you hurry up and bring me some WD40 & 2 C Batteries I have a screamer here"!

All you could hear were the people at the office when Greg responded laughing. Greg couldn't even respond for the thoughts that were going through his head.

Duh, WD40 for the squeaking chair and batteries for the dead door bell.

Geeeez! {smile}

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 11:46:43 AM

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Reminds me of the time when I hade the carpet cleaner guy here and since I could tell he was tattooed and pierced and spent the better part of the day askig him questions trying just to see how open minded he was.. of course he professed to have seen it all, Then I showed him into the dungeon, and said.. Hope you can get out the blood stains.. He got real quiet.. but needless to say, my carpets cleaning man stayed until I was beyond satisfied with his diligence, he scrubbed the carpets so hard the beige went white.. lol..

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 11:59:56 AM

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quote:

..."Greg, I am at ____can you hurry up and bring me some WD40 & 2 C Batteries I have a screamer here"!

I nearly choked to death on my tea!!!!

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 1:41:04 PM

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quote:

Strangeley enough, some of the guesses for the non-toys might lead to new uses for them!

I'm big on household objects. I find them so lovely and personal. My favorite new discovery is the pickle picker.

Note that I also find those moments grand when we put our foot in our mouthes. I have this habit at work, when talking about sub-contractors who don't deliver, "if it's not in my inbox by Monday morning, 9am sharp, they're getting a flogging" or something of the sort. It makes a few jaws drop. I love it.

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/13/2004 7:35:18 PM

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LOL,

Think of how I felt when he said it...

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/15/2004 2:57:23 PM

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Or the time the Pizza guy came to the door and the vibrating dildo, double dong, ropes and handcuffs were sitting out on the coffee table. Well, jeez, we were hungry! He was so obviously nervous as his eyes kept darting to the coffee table and he was blushing and stammering like mad. We laughed so hard we were almost in tears. Needless to say he got an extra big tip, and I'm sure Dominos had enough gossip to last for days!

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/15/2004 3:57:36 PM

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LOL

I'm sure my house is legendary amongst the pizza delivery drivers in Salt Lake. They never know what to expect.

I once had a boy in a puppy cage in my livingroom when pizza was delivered. Though I gave him a blanket to cover his kibble, I made a point of setting the fresh pizza on top of the cage before finding my money. LMAO

I wonder if they are disappointed when they deliver and I am just hanging out watching TV?

Ms Sandi

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/15/2004 4:54:17 PM

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When I worked in a legal office, I had a very tasteful shadowbox done. It was rather long, the frame ornate, but not gaudy, and the back of the case lined in dark burgundy velvet. Suspended in the shadowbox was one of my silver handled cat-o-nines of dark leather. Next to it was a riding crop with matching handle (they had been removed from play because they had not been as well made as I thought!) and beneath the two implements was a small engraved placque which read in Spencerian script: "Complaint Department"

The whole thing was so well done that for several months, *nobody* actually noticed the nature of the display! When finally, My employer saw them and realised what they were, he didn't say anything, but for the next week, every time he walked into my office, he would eye them with ill-concealed longing... until finally he told Me they would have to go. They were "unprofessional".. Yeah, buddy, but only for the 'unprofessional' thoughts they stir in YOU! Ha!

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/15/2004 5:28:43 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: UtahGoddess

I'm sure my house is legendary amongst the pizza delivery drivers in Salt Lake. They never know what to expect.

OMG, Ms Sandi! **laffs**
I'm willing to bet the delivery guys fight over who gets to bring you your food when you call in your order...as they should!

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/16/2004 5:33:36 AM

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LOL

I scared the delivery boy from my favorite Chinese restaurant so badly he won't deliver to me anymore. But the owner will deliver even when they're closed. LMAO

Ms Sandi

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/16/2004 5:43:45 AM

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quote:

I scared the delivery boy from my favorite Chinese restaurant so badly he won't deliver to me anymore. But the owner will deliver even when they're closed. LMAO

Ms Sandi

Details darlin.... details..

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/16/2004 10:52:31 PM

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Well...if you insist.... LOL

About 2 years ago I had been scening with a boy heavily for about 3 hours. I was in that kind of Top space where you almost expect sparks to fly from your fingertips without using a violet wand! It was a great scene. I was flying and the boy was flying.

Anyway I noticed the time and suggested we call for delivery before it got too late. (We had also, IMO, gone as high as we were going to go. Time to come back down) So we called for Chinese food.

When the driver arrived I had my sub step behind a curtain divider in my livingroom. I opened the door decked out on full Dominatrix gear (stiletto shoes, seamed thigh highs, leather mini, leather corset and short black gloves) and flushed with POWER!~ LOL

I opened the door and there was this mortified, yet strangely transfixed man on my doorstep. I opened the door all the way and waited.

After a minute or so I said "Excuse me". He seemed to snap to focus. "Can I have my food?" He instantly apologised and gave me my bag of yumm yumm.

Now, normally I would have walked over and sat it on the table and returned with cash. But he was so nervous I couldn't resist! I took a step backwards and bent over at the waist and set the bag down just inside the door. I stood up and looked at him. I waited.
I put my hand on my hip (never breaking eye contact) and waited some more.

"Excuse me" (back to focus) "How much do I owe you?" He apologised again and told me my total. I gave him cash and told him "If you give me back a $10, I'll be happy" (generous tip) To which he handed me a $5 and started thumbing through his cash.

I stepped into him.

"No. I don't want 2 fives. I want a ten" (wickedest smile EVER)

He started to panic as he furiously sought a ten dollar bill. He got to the end of one stack and sait "Wait! I have more!" He then produced another stack of bills and furiously searched for a ten. Receipts and such are starting to flutter around my porch. He gets down on all 4s to scoop them up...all the while searching.

Of course I'm not going to help him. <laff>

I stepped outside and placed my toe right in his line of sight, bent over and said "Are we having trouble, boy?'

At which point he produced a ten like he had won the decathalon!~ "I found it! I found it!" he declared as he waved it above his head like a flag!

He stood up BEAMING and delivered it to my hand.

Just as he git ready to walk away, once again I said "Excuse me" The look of absolute panic swept his features. "Would you like your five back?"

I held it out between two fingers and just as he went to take it I pulled it back.
"You know.....I'm really glad you found that ten. I would have hated to have had to spank you." I let go and closed the door.

We laughed for HOURS. LOL

Poor boy never came back. But I can get the owner to deliver even after they close!

Ms Sandi

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/17/2004 5:29:51 AM

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Priceless! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: It gave me a giggle - 10/17/2004 9:14:44 PM

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I'm big on household objects. I find them so lovely and personal. My favorite new discovery is the pickle picker.

ROFLMAO .. ohohoh.. Last weekend I was at my ex sub's so he could work on my computer. One of the tools used is called a Parts Retriever, aka pickle picker. I was threatening his nose and other pointy parts with it. Talk about a multi purpose tool!

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