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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 7:22:58 AM   
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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 7:30:26 AM   
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I keep trimmed, and fortunately have a sparse blonde "see-thru" lil bush.


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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 10:16:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		I respect your preference RS, it's just that that particular thread and the way you wrote it made me laugh. It doesn't mean I don't understand where you're coming from.

Personally I have only ruly hair, no man would have trouble getting to the good stuff ~looks over at Red~ but I won't willingly shave or wax again.


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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 10:18:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Tee hee hee, as a woman it's easy to get a guy to shave, you just look very admiringly once he's got rid of all that disgusting fluff (I seriously don't have a thing for brillo pads) and tell him it looks so much bigger, they keep on shaving it then...

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 10:33:37 AM   
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.......That is amazing to me!!! I had a bartending job back in the mid-70's & my boss told me to shave my pits. I told him I would do that when he shaved his. Needless to say there was never another word spoken about that.


This reminds me of a conversation I had with my brother.

Me"It's natural"
Him: "It's disgusting and a matter of hygiene."
Me: "Then why don't you shave your pits?"
Him: ". . . . . . . "

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 10:38:28 AM   
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I seriously don't have a thing for brillo pads) and tell him it looks so much bigger, they keep on shaving it then...



I once dated an older guy who was completely bald, except for a small goatee beard. I found that very sexy...particularly when he took his shirt off and he had just minimal chest hair.

Then he took off his pants. And his pubes looked like an explosion in a badly-stuffed horsehair mattress.

HIS PUBES WERE LONGER THAN HIS DICK!!!!

I made my excuses and left.

EEEWWWW!!!

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 10:39:11 AM   
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it's always a "matter of hygiene" except where they're concerned. =p




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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:01:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		I've been shaving my girly bits since before I graduated high school. Try to do it daily. If I had the nerve I'd go get them waxed. If I had the $ I'd go try laser. I plan on staying bald. Don't like hair there.

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:06:36 AM   
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I keep trimmed, and fortunately have a sparse blonde "see-thru" lil bush.
Ladies, we're clearly in need of some visual aids here, I mean how can we possibly determine who's opinion is correct without some basis for comparison...

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:09:00 AM   
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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:22:15 AM   
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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:37:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I seriously don't have a thing for brillo pads) and tell him it looks so much bigger, they keep on shaving it then...



I once dated an older guy who was completely bald, except for a small goatee beard. I found that very sexy...particularly when he took his shirt off and he had just minimal chest hair.

Then he took off his pants. And his pubes looked like an explosion in a badly-stuffed horsehair mattress.

HIS PUBES WERE LONGER THAN HIS DICK!!!!

I made my excuses and left.

EEEWWWW!!!


Thanks mos, I'm going to save this post and any time I get off track losing weight I'll reread it and lose my appetite.


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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:58:06 AM   
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Then he took off his pants. And his pubes looked like an explosion in a badly-stuffed horsehair mattress.

HIS PUBES WERE LONGER THAN HIS DICK!!!!

I made my excuses and left.

EEEWWWW!!!


I hope for his sake that he had very very long pubes

OMG, I have this image of a micro dick struggling to get out of a brillo pad....

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 11:58:56 AM   
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OMG, I have this image of a micro dick struggling to get out of a brillo pad....


GAWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

brain bleach anyone?


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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 12:02:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kiarsia

I've been shaving my girly bits since before I graduated high school. Try to do it daily. If I had the nerve I'd go get them waxed. If I had the $ I'd go try laser. I plan on staying bald. Don't like hair there.


If I were to laser, I think I'd keep a smaller triangle in case I changed my mind later. I'm an intermittent shaver now.

I have been waxed, LOVED it!

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 12:05:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I seriously don't have a thing for brillo pads) and tell him it looks so much bigger, they keep on shaving it then...



I once dated an older guy who was completely bald, except for a small goatee beard. I found that very sexy...particularly when he took his shirt off and he had just minimal chest hair.

Then he took off his pants. And his pubes looked like an explosion in a badly-stuffed horsehair mattress.

HIS PUBES WERE LONGER THAN HIS DICK!!!!

I made my excuses and left.

EEEWWWW!!!


This reminds me of ResidentSadist saying if a woman was particularly pungent, he's lead her to the shower before the fetivities. Did you think about helping him "manscape"?

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 12:11:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: myotherself
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
I seriously don't have a thing for brillo pads) and tell him it looks so much bigger, they keep on shaving it then...

I once dated an older guy who was completely bald, except for a small goatee beard. I found that very sexy...particularly when he took his shirt off and he had just minimal chest hair.

Then he took off his pants. And his pubes looked like an explosion in a badly-stuffed horsehair mattress.

HIS PUBES WERE LONGER THAN HIS DICK!!!!

I made my excuses and left.

EEEWWWW!!!

This reminds me of ResidentSadist saying if a woman was particularly pungent, he's lead her to the shower before the fetivities. Did you think about helping him "manscape"?

Maybe, just maybe he was hoping the pubes would eventually migrate to his head?    Think Bob "This 70's Show". 


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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 12:27:28 PM   
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This reminds me of ResidentSadist saying if a woman was particularly pungent, he's lead her to the shower before the fetivities. Did you think about helping him "manscape"?

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 12:29:35 PM   
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Thanks mos, I'm going to save this post and any time I get off track losing weight I'll reread it and lose my appetite.



Zephy - for you, I live to serve

And LadyC - the scary part of it was, he had quite a normal sized dick. Just the longest pubes in the entire world!

I swear to god that if he didn't comb his man-forest, his penis risked being caught in a pubey-net and possibly decapitated during the night.


edited fur fuked-up spelin

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RE: Say no to bare coochies!! - 7/12/2011 12:31:40 PM   
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