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Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Welcome... - 7/20/2011 9:04:12 PM

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I would love to see others here re-introduce themselves - both new people and all the handsome, intelligent, beautiful, funny and caring regulars I know so little about. Especially the handsome ones. You know who you are.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I am a submissive female, living in the northeast but wishing it was norther. When I'm not pounding back spiked Twisted Teas and cruising CollarMe in my underwear with my cat on my lap, I spend my time trying to earn a respectable name in my community and not sleep with anybody's husband. Or wife. At work, I spend most of my day trying not to sleep with my boss, any major department heads, or their spouses. All in all, it keeps me pretty busy.

Do you have any hobbies?

My hobbies include intermittent insomnia peppered with crying jags lamenting my wasted youth and my impending mortality, cleaning out my closets and transferring data from an old planner into a new planner every time I hit the organizational phase of my menstrual cycle, and researching on Google just what the fuck that bug is that I just found in my house.

What are your hopes and dreams?

My goals include folding the giant pile of laundry on my bedroom floor, buying a kayak, earning a PhD in physics, and fucking an Army General (2-star minimum.) Not necessarily in that order.

Tell us a little something juicy.

My most powerful kinky moment involved a set of headphones, a Department of Homeland Security public briefing, and a dining room table, followed closely by the infamous "limerick sex" still legendary in some circles.

And...I am always looking to go "beyond the brownie."

(And yes, the above is true. Although, I will admit to some leeway to allow for any generally high-ranking military officer.)

What about you?

RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/20/2011 10:08:41 PM

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Did I ever tell you about my time in the army.........

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 12:07:10 AM

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i'd make a post, but really i think it would be sort of fucking redundant at this point. but i think this is a really good idea. and i hope others do reintroduce themselves.

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 12:13:58 AM

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Tell us a little bit about yourself.

female. very old. ancient even. live in northern nsw. am american by birth and bringin' up, but lived here LONG time. not quite 40,000 yrs though. shortly to be a grandmother. i don't sleep with anyone but my ancient kitty. he snores. i need a man for what, again?

Do you have any hobbies?
needlework. not the same as needleplay, i don't think. i do swear when i draw blood though.

What are your hopes and dreams?
to finish uni with a degree and my sanity relatively intact. and keep it to the three years. find an island to live on where i don't have to associate with others. did i mention my degree is social work?

Tell us a little something juicy.
mango's. love them. VERY juicy. juice drips everywhere. EVERYwhere...

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 12:39:20 AM

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Tell us a little bit about yourself.
I'm a submissive. I've been here for years it seems (formerly YoungBlondeSlave) I live in an amazing part of California on the coast (people vacation here, I get to live here). When I'm not working I'm generally spending time with my dog and taking him to the park to play and walking him a lot. I'm still looking for friends in the area. And, still looking for my Dom.

Do you have any hobbies?
Photography, cooking, travel are the big ones.

What are your hopes and dreams?
I hope that after completing my pre-requisites I'll get accepted into an excellent school in order to get my Bachelor's in nursing and then possibly go on to get my PA degree. I hate the job I have now but I love the people I work with.

Tell us a little something juicy.
I'm leaving this weekend for a getaway romantic trip to Hawaii with someone special. The juicy stuff will happen there (I hope).

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 12:51:14 AM

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Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I like ponies and glitter. Im a bit of a tomboy too though. Somedays Ill be covered in grease and glitter at the same time.

Do you have any hobbies?

Id like to have a hobby. Hell, Id like to BE someones hobby.

What are your hopes and dreams?

I hope there will be a point in my life I have the faith and confidence in my self to start thinking about dreams. right now Im having a hard enough battle with reality.

Tell us a little something juicy.

This weekend Im going to Calibirthday. Something juicy should happen there.

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 7:14:09 AM

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Tell us a little bit about yourself.
I'm a burned out old hippie, I've lived all over the world, but somehow ended up living in Ottawa of all places. I'm basically retired on a disability pension, I have a bad back, diabetes, no teeth, and schizo-effective disorder...I'm a real catch ain't I?

Do you have any hobbies?
D&D of course, and writing poetry, reading & collecting music.

What are your hopes and dreams?
None really. I guess making it to 60 would be nice.

Tell us a little something juicy.
I was thrown in jail in Hong Kong.

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 7:26:11 AM

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A little bit about myself

50 now. I lived in miami for 18 years, spent a lot of years getting a very hard core science background, got sick of it and moved back to TN. I've been a ditchdigger, a rocket scientist and a lot of things in between. Real estate broker and gettin broker every day.

Hobbies

About anything with fins that can be induced to bite something with a hook in it. Ive literally been in a mountain stream fishing for brookies on sunday and trolling blue water for tuna by tuesday.

Hopes n Dreams

Get the business turned around so it pays better. Find a nice sub or lacking that to eventually be shot at age 99 by a young jealous husband.

Something juicy

I once threw a bouncer out of a bar in miami. Amazingly enough, everything after that for the rest of the night was quite calm.

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 7:29:28 AM

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my self description is in my profile.

hobbies? what are those?

I am owned by the Cats.. THEY determine what I do in my free time (throw it again, Mom! get it out from under the sofa, Mom! Bring us treats, Mom!!)

Hopes and dreams? to continue to be content with the person that I am ( but preferably with a bit more of an income so I can quit stressing about bills).

juicy? a ripe navel orange makes the best fresh squeezed orange juice, IMO../...

(oh, and I'm about to spend a weekend with several of the most awesome women from this place!!)

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 7:47:07 AM

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I would love to see others here re-introduce themselves - both new people and all the handsome, intelligent, beautiful, funny and caring regulars I know so little about. Especially the handsome ones. You know who you are.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I never did an intro post when I joined here in June of 2007.

I am not in the category of handsome... at least I don't think so.
As far as pretty goes: that is in the eye of the beholder. I am always surprised when people say I am.

I met my Master here in January of 2009; part of the story of that is in my sig line but the rest goes on, quite happily more aften than not.
I am owned; He is Master/Owner/Daddy.
But this is supposed to be about me and not us.

I am both shy and social.
I feel awkward in social situations despite being a people person.

Like the OP I live in the Northeast.
I have lived here the majority of my life with a 6 year stint in the south, primarily FL.

I have 3 cats but am a recovering crazy cat person.
Anyone who wants details can PM me.

I spend too much time on my own.
I tend to keep my cards close to my chest.

Do you have any hobbies?

Currently watching Midsomer Murders on Netflix and reading.
Also sometimes offering to help rewrite profiles here.

I love the woods but my local trails have overgrown since I left.
I love tidal pools, and the belugas at the Mystic Aquarium as well as nature small and large.

I write poetry and do art for pleasure but have done less recently.

I try to puzzle out the passage of time.
I worry too much over things that can not be changed.

What are your hopes and dreams?

Continual:
To work on my organisation.
To come to terms with the fact that with my parents gone there is no one to tell me the stories of the objects in my house and to work out a balance between the right amount of stuff to have for me.
To worry less.

Short term:
To finish painting my kitchen (including finding the perfect red for the exterior breezeway door) and to move on to the dining room.

Longer term (but coming fast)
I am looking to make a complete change in the education/carreer direction of my life and have no idea how long it will take.
In various moments I am certain, terrified and utterly overwhelmed at the enormity of it all.

Tell us a little something juicy.

I am amazed by Him.
I onced asked him where was he going to take me and He said "everywhere".
And he has.
It may be too tame for many but it has been and is an amazing journey.

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 7:47:51 AM

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A little bit about myself

Have a rare dementia, well controlled by medications. Borne and reared in Chicago. Never left there for more than two-week summer vacations until I joined the Peace Corps, serving in the Caribbean during the Viet Nam war, if you please. Came back to Chicago, got married <!> (no kids.) Found a gay lover and moved to Denver.

As my profile says, Old-guard Leatherman, born 1950, looks like born in early '60's. Brn/brn, glasses, moustache, weight proportional to barefoot height of 5'9" However, I am rarely barefoot; almost always in my Carolinas (military grade boots.)

Entrepeneur, MENSA member, Militant Atheist (religious/spiritual need not apply) Work-aholic, plays HARD! (And when I do, it's "Safe, Sane, Consensual" or RACK = Risk Aware, Consenual Kink.)

I am rational, drug-free, honest, and have a great sense of humor. HIV neg.

Hobbies

I collect glass - plates, cups, serving pieces, tumblers, and the like. Mostly from 40s, 50s, 60s, with some earlier pieces. Specialize in snack sets (ask your Mom, Aunt or Grandmother or see the "still under construction" website: www.snacksetsonline.com )

Is it a hobby if I like giving "Old Guard" lectures to gay and straights alike? Plenty of other topics as well... probably a couple of hundred lectures... When will SOMEBODY, anybody invite me for outta-state???

Hopes n Dreams

Get a REAL job! Dementia screwed up my life badly, but I think I'm back on track.

Find the boy. (Had the right one, but "things happen.") Find the slave. (Probably two different men, y'know? Each 90% one and 10% the other.)

Get a book published on glass collection. (E-book is easier, but dead tree version might just happen within next year or two. Seriously!)

Something juicy

I was arrested in the basement of Denver's iconic leather bar along with 6 other men. I had my pants up, having "finished" a few minutes before cops arrived. Cute, cute, CUTE vice officer.... yum.

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 8:05:01 AM

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(i've always known RACK as "risk aware consensual kink," preferable to me because it doesn't get all judgmental about what is "sane" or not.)

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I'm a born and raised Midwesterner with ideas and theories not necessarily characteristic to where i did the bulk of my "growing up." My family moved around a lot so I got to meet lots of interesting people. I still have a love for traveling and meeting new people in new places, but I'm also ridiculously shy. I'm a sub with slave tendencies kinda floating around at the moment, getting back on the upswing after two tremendously bad years. I'm either on campus, at home, or somewhere filling out job applications. =p

Do you have any hobbies?

My hobbies, well I'm an artist; mostly pencil art and oil painting. I also love listening to/talking about/writing/playing/singing music. Dancing, general outdoorsiness, all kinds of crafting. I love reading about different subjects, learning new words, etc etc.

What are your hopes and dreams?

I don't really have a lot of lofty aspirations. I'd like to have a family of my own someday, and feel like i "belonged" again.

Tell us a little something juicy.

I have a favorite spoon? Does that count?

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 8:33:11 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

(i've always known RACK as "risk aware consensual kink," preferable to me because it doesn't get all judgmental about what is "sane" or not.)

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Of course! Fixed in post above and in profile.
THANKS, Lilly!

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 9:30:33 AM

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Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I am a female who identifies as a switch. My current relationship sort of defies all labels though. We have sort of a mixed bag type of a relationship. Very difficult to define. I am a chemist by training and education. My job/profession bores me to tears I took the easy route and did something that came very naturally and easy to me. I have a bachelors and masters both in chemistry both accomplished by the age of 26. I am currently in the process of going back to school to do a profession change.

Do you have any hobbies?

I love to travel and can't wait to travel more. I absolutely adore cooking. For me it's a major stress reliever. It makes me happy and definitely makes me smile. I should have gone to culinary school, but I'm always afraid if I make it a career it won't be something that I love anymore. I'm a book junkie. I'm guilty of reading two to three books at a time. I always carry a book in my purse with me where ever I go.

What are your hopes and dreams?

My goals are to make a successful career change. I have a large amount of wanderlust in me. My dream is to be able to travel the world. Even if it is in little trips at a time. I have fantasies about packing as much as I can carry loading the dogs up and wandering the world.

Tell us a little something juicy.

Watermelon it's juicy and I LOVE IT!

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 12:37:26 PM

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I think this is a KILLER idea, and based on one of my posse's wonderful suggestions, I am moving it to intros, but think it would fuckin awesome for the "regs" to get in here for the newbies to learn about the "oldies"

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 12:41:42 PM

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*smooches VAA*

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 1:02:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

I think this is a KILLER idea, and based on one of my posse's wonderful suggestions, I am moving it to intros, but think it would fuckin awesome for the "regs" to get in here for the newbies to learn about the "oldies"

LOL - Um, last night the moderator took it out of introductions (and fixed something on it for me), c-mailed me and told me not to post it in intros, but to put it in polls and random.

:)

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 1:51:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

I think this is a KILLER idea, and based on one of my posse's wonderful suggestions, I am moving it to intros, but think it would fuckin awesome for the "regs" to get in here for the newbies to learn about the "oldies"

LOL - Um, last night the moderator took it out of introductions (and fixed something on it for me), c-mailed me and told me not to post it in intros, but to put it in polls and random.

:)

Mod fight WOOT

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 2:07:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

I think this is a KILLER idea, and based on one of my posse's wonderful suggestions, I am moving it to intros, but think it would fuckin awesome for the "regs" to get in here for the newbies to learn about the "oldies"

LOL - Um, last night the moderator took it out of introductions (and fixed something on it for me), c-mailed me and told me not to post it in intros, but to put it in polls and random.

:)

Well technically it DOESNT belong here......and I didn't know it was moved, but then.......I made a decision to make an exception. To the mod that moved it, you were correct, but then, to the mod that moved it...sometimes you know I can be capricious and do something like this. You were correct, but I agree with the suggestion of the forum member that it would be ultra kewl here. My apologies for changing my own rule in this particular occurence.

Kaliko:

That better????

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RE: Can't we all just get along? Or....I am here. Wel... - 7/21/2011 2:09:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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Smooches back. You lucky bitch, I wish I could meet those wimmenz...say hello to them for me please?

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