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Oral sex and drug tests - 7/27/2011 7:15:46 AM   
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I have a friend that is a former prosecutor, and she had a defendant argue that the reason the defendant tested positive for meth, was because she had oral sex with her boyfriend and swallowed the semen. After we laughed about that for a while, we got to thinking, could it be possible?

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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/27/2011 7:33:35 AM   
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Drug tests are notoriously unreliable and most drug tests are not testing for the substance but side products, there have been cases where people tested positive for heroin after having eaten poppy-seed cake who seem to have the same side products.

I'm not saying she's telling the truth, but I wouldn't really just dismiss it, I'm not a chemist so I wouldn't know exactly, maybe a chemist would know?


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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/27/2011 9:25:41 AM   
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Poppy seeds are from the papaver somniferum, the exact same poppy that produces opium, morphine, heroin and so on. Anybody on probation is told to avoid poppy seeds in food. You test positive because you have indeed ingested the drug into your system. It isn't a false positive. However it would require about 3- 4 pounds of poppy seed to have a mood altering effect, and you would need the pain killer of it at that point considering the shape your intestines would be in after that much fiber at once.

Drinking urine will transmit medications that are excreted in the urine, and you drink a lot more of that than you do of semen. I doubt one ounce max would contain enough to make someone test positive.


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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/27/2011 9:31:28 AM   
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While it is possible, depending on how much the boyfriend uses meth, I can't help thinking how nice it is for her to throw her boyfriend under the bus that way, lol.

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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/27/2011 10:15:00 AM   
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Poppy seeds are from the papaver somniferum, the exact same poppy that produces opium, morphine, heroin and so on. Anybody on probation is told to avoid poppy seeds in food. You test positive because you have indeed ingested the drug into your system. It isn't a false positive. However it would require about 3- 4 pounds of poppy seed to have a mood altering effect, and you would need the pain killer of it at that point considering the shape your intestines would be in after that much fiber at once.

Drinking urine will transmit medications that are excreted in the urine, and you drink a lot more of that than you do of semen. I doubt one ounce max would contain enough to make someone test positive.



Well, you know not everybody who has drug tests is on probation, and you can test positive even if you didn't ingest the drug in your system but had a bagle with poppy seed. We are NOT talking about a mood altering effect, we are talking about testing positive for a drug if you haven't ingested it, if you ate a bagle with poppy seeds, you haven't been shooting up smack but you will test positive.

I recently had a conversation with Samboc about it, he's a chemist and explained the hazards of drug tests and that they are usually tested under ideal conditions, however your regular tested person tends to live a normal life and the conditions are far from ideal.

Add to that if you are having any kind of condition that affects your metabolism, your chances that you test positive in a drug test for taking simple over the counter medication is a lot higher, I've got a thyroid condition, the byproducts of drugs they test for would be much longer in my body, for example when I got pain killers for my damaged ankle in December, I still might test positive for something, because I took Codeine and since I had the odd reaction to it (basically like somebody gave me amphetamines, I just got hyper) they gave me some morphine based meds, I took less than recommended because I'm terrified of anything that can cause addictions, but I wouldn't trust them not to show up in a random test.


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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/27/2011 7:05:01 PM   
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Drug tests: just say no...

That's what unions and the like are for, yanno.

People standing together to say things like "FFS either trust us or find someone you trust to do the job".

There is such a thing as presumed innocence, and there is no reason to investigate without due cause for suspicion. I realize a lot of things like liberty and respect has been tossed out the window by the public worldwide, but it is time to put on the brakes while we still can. If there are neither unions with backbone, nor employers with decency and respect, nor legal protection where you live... it's time to live somewhere else, because it's just a matter of time before a line is crossed that you can't live with people crossing.

Drug tests are fair enough when there is just cause to expect illicit drug use, as long as it is confined to testing exclusively for drugs that could unreasonably affect the work one has been hired to do (e.g. relaxants while operating heavy machinery), but beyond that, if you don't have visibly reduced function, impaired judgment or the like, there's just no excuse to go sticking one's nose up your ass uninvited.

Hasn't anyone started campaigning against this or something, yet?

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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/28/2011 8:16:37 AM   
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Constanze, yes I know a poppy bagel or everything bagel will give you a positive result.  I was responding to Angelica's claim that it's a false positive. It isn't false, it really does find what it's testing for.

The fact that you ate this and didn't take it to get a mood alteration doesn't change the fact that the test found what it was looking for. The problem comes in that they didn't ask if you had a poppy bagel in the last three days. Nor tell you not to eat any more and come in again a day or two later. Because heroin will stay in the body for longer than three days but a bagel won't.

As far as Aswad saying no one should ever be drug tested, sorry I can't agree. I want to know when I step on the train that the engineer isn't high as a kite. Or the pilot of an airplane. Will lives be affected if the clerk at Stewart's is? Not directly. But when she robs the place to feed her addiction, causing prices to rise to cover it or stores to close, then yes. People will lose jobs, people will have to allocate income differently. The fact that someone doesn't die doesn't mean there won't be a bad outcome.


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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/28/2011 9:35:43 AM   
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Des, my main problem with them is that a lot of things can trigger a positive test, chemists can tell you all the difference between testing under ideal conditions and just "normal life" and how they work (which I could repeat the convo I had exactly but I might just mangle it up) - most doctors are not quite as clued up, which is understandable as it's simply not so much part of their job, a judge or a cop will know even less about it.

I'm keeping a log of basically every medication I take, even supplements just for that case, because in some jobs you sign that they can do drug tests randomly, the economy isn't like that that you can flash the middle finger and go somewhere else, I know I'm absolutely drug free, but even plant based supplements or combinations of those might trigger a positive test.

I just did a quick google:

http://www.drug-aware.com/cross-reacting-opiates.htm

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Cross reacting Opiates are a commonly faced issue when conducting both on-site and laboratory drug screening. When carrying out a drug test for Opiates / Morphine you should obtain a list of any recently taken medication because Opiates is the one class of drug where there are relatively common over-the-counter and prescription Opiates which may cross react and give a positive result. Consequently, an Opiate positive screening test doesn't always mean Heroin use until a full laboratory confirmation confirms it.


A few known false positives are:
Poppy Seeds (True Positive)
Tylenol with codeine (True Positive)
Most prescription pain medications

So imagine you were at the dentist and you completely forgot to mention it, you have a drug test at work and you screen positive - before you got a chance to clear it up, you got a black stain on your record, even if it is cleared up, there will have been that incident....

With other drugs there are also a bunch of things known that will cause a "false positive" - you know hemp is now used in food, hemp oil is considered to be rather good for your health, none of them will get you high, you have had a meal with friends who use it for cooking and you end up testing positive and you might lose your job...

If you're allergic or you have hayfever and take antihistamines, you might test positive for all sorts of drugs.

My issue with them is that they are simply not reliable enough, I mean who of us hasn't taken Ibufrofen? Yup, you may test positive...

http://www.ultimatedetox.co.uk/drug-testing-advice-information/drug-testing-false-positives.htm

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In drug testing, a false positive is defined as a drug free sample falsely being reported as showing positive for drugs. This can occur for a number of reasons including: improper laboratory procedure, mixing up samples, incorrect paperwork and passive inhalation. But the most common cause of drug testing false positives are cross reactants. A cross reactant is a substance which because of its similar chemical structure to a drug or its metabolite can cause a false positive result.


It seems to be a bit harsh if a person is convicted or loses the job due to a false positive.

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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/28/2011 7:00:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Will lives be affected if the clerk at Stewart's is? Not directly. But when she robs the place to feed her addiction, causing prices to rise to cover it or stores to close, then yes. People will lose jobs, people will have to allocate income differently. The fact that someone doesn't die doesn't mean there won't be a bad outcome.


I'd say the economy would come closer to being to blame for rising prices, closing stores and lost jobs than a lone addict would. I still don't see that as ANY justification to drug test everybody.......luci

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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/28/2011 7:37:39 PM   
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Regarding poppyseed muffins and drug tests, my only experience was in totally forgetting I was going to be drug tested for a new job many years ago, and having a poppyseed muffin for breakfast, just a couple of hours previously.  At the lab, I remembered my breakfast and worried, telling the guy about the muffin.  He laughed and said they account for those now, by having raised the levels they're looking for.  I did not test positive for drugs after eating a muffin.

ETA:  Regarding drugs passing through bodily fluids such as semen and urine, yes it can happen, but it's typically in a very diluted state.  I would think the defendant would have had to drink a LOT of semen in order for it to show in her drug test, but that's just my opinion.


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RE: Oral sex and drug tests - 7/29/2011 2:19:18 PM   
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As far as Aswad saying no one should ever be drug tested, sorry I can't agree.


Don't put words in my mouth. I said no one should be tested without grounds for suspicion.

I want the same assurances you do. But I won't violate fundamental principles to get there. We can justify anything in the name of safety, and in the end all it does is leave us with nothing. There is nothing that assures us that the pilot of a plane didn't just eat a taco with some spice in it that he's allergic to. Except the real security measure: he has a copilot. In any job where drugs can lead to loss of life and limb, so can other circumstances, illustrating that the real problem is having what is known as a single point of failure (SPOF).

One of the most important tasks I am allocated in a professional context is to identify and eliminate dangerous errors in the planning and management of critical areas that can cause loss of life or limb, or major loss of business. And one of the most serious mistakes is when people rely on the integrity of one link in a chain to ensure safe operation. People fail, sometimes catastrophically, and sometimes even intentionally. And then there is "route 13" (the infamous bus that runs over critical personell on a regular basis in hypotheticals). No amount of drug testing will protect you from either problem, and if you don't trust a person in a critical position to remain drug free, then you've got other issues (like why you put that person there in the first place).

The argument regarding the store clerk is reaching, and I know your reasoning is more solid than that. If the store clerk needs to steal, the loss of her job will only lead to her needing to steal more to cover the lost income. For the community, a series of robberies or burglaries will be more harmful than a theft of money from a store (which insurance will generally reimburse, so long as the store files a charge with the police). And by the general argument you've made, police should then be allowed to stop random people in the streets to drug test them. Why not throw in a pat-down and checking your papers while you're at it?

As a general rule, it is not at work that drug use causes a problem. At the stage where people are still able to hold down a job, they are usually functional and not so impaired that it adds significant risks (compare this to sleep deprivation; a night of football and barbecue will impair as much as drinking a couple of units on the job, assuming you normally get sufficient quantities of sleep in a timely manner). Not to mention that there is a huge difference- in terms of impact- between e.g. stims, benzos and opiates.

An exception is where people have access to drugs as a part of their job, which effectively means police, nurses, doctors and the military in some areas. These can cover it up more readily, as well. This is usually resolved by preventing a single person from accessing stores, or having different people responsible for different tasks (e.g. in Norway, the nurses have the keys, while the doctors cosign the records, meaning you need one of each to avoid being caught within a few hours).

In short, drug tests solve as many problems as the war on drugs has: none on the best of days.

Spend that money on shiatsu and chiropractors instead. You'll turn a profit from that.

Finally, consider the implications of your arguments applied to pregnancy.

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