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HannahLynHeather -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 11:05:46 AM)
quote: Okay what were you and Hanners doing to cause that? Inquiring minds - meaning me - want to know. i didn't have a fucking thing to do with it. it was at elsewhere cove, she slipped and fell down a sort of cliff thing. she wasn't even drunk, she has no excuse other than being a klutz - she's not even fucking blonde.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 11:20:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather quote: Okay what were you and Hanners doing to cause that? Inquiring minds - meaning me - want to know. i didn't have a fucking thing to do with it. it was at elsewhere cove, she slipped and fell down a sort of cliff thing. she wasn't even drunk, she has no excuse other than being a klutz - she's not even fucking blonde. Shit Hanners do you have any idea how much it hurts to snort a piece of grape out my nose? No excuse though, yet she admitted it. That's.....brave. I admit I'm disappointed though, I was hoping for a story about sordid sex somewhere dangerous. #7

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 5:27:18 PM)
Interesting wound stories....ok. Back in May I took a swim in the wrong place and a big mean fishy decided that I might taste good. I lost a nice big chuck out of the inside of my left leg, including my left labia majora. 47 stitches from the top of my left hip to down inside my crotch (yeah ladies cry now, no one wants stitches in their hole) Mr. Shark than took off my left leg from four inches below the knee. Another 37 staples there. I am now the owner of some very wicked frankenstein looking scars.

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 5:54:21 PM)
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Termyn8or -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 7:35:31 PM)
FR You need to understand pain. I think the OP is hip to this but alot of other people need to be. You DO NOT need, nor have the right to a pain free life. When I was in training I got kicked across the room twenty feet, and then came back and told the dude to do it again. Which he did. Nothing broke in that basement that day. But when I was about eight or so, I had allergies, really fucking bad. I took every fucking drug they would give me. And then some. I quit doing what did not work. I did not quit anything, but I said NO. I then desensitized myself. All this gave me a strong torso, and not to mention Mom punching me in the stomach at random to keep me on my ---- toes ? What does toes have to do with it ? But you know, for me to maintain. I got to the point where nobody could even think of hurting me by punching me in the stomach. For decades it did not matter, all I had to do was guard my face. I got cracked ribs twice. And folks, cracked ribs IS broken ribs. It is your muscles that hold it all together. I'll never be what I once was. Too bad because I could be one hell of an ally, or an enemy that could send you there. And I had no regrets, ever. Well once. T^T

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 7:53:59 PM)
Well, go ahead and top this, term... "Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed. Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off. "It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man." Darwin Awards

Termyn8or -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 8:01:08 PM)
"Interesting wound stories....ok. Back in May I took a swim in the wrong place and a big mean fishy decided that I might taste good. I lost a nice big chuck out of the inside of my left leg, including my left labia majora. 47 stitches from the top of my left hip to down inside my crotch (yeah ladies cry now, no one wants stitches in their hole) Mr. Shark than took off my left leg from four inches below the knee. Another 37 staples there. I am now the owner of some very wicked frankenstein looking scars. " To me that makes you HAWT !. Wanna hookup sometime ? T^T

chiaThePet -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 8:16:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I spent the next four weeks in bed. Slut ( I broke a nail posting this. Top that bitches) chia* (the pet)

erieangel -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 8:32:36 PM)
I broke my arm once, right at the elbow and after going to the ER for X-rays, they put an ACE on me and told me to take some acetaminophen. I was in tears for two days because it was my left arm that was injured and I'm left handed, but then the hospital called and told me that a radiologist finally looked at the X-rays and I had a fracture, I went for the next 6 weeks in a cast and couldn't do anything. Then, a few years ago, I had my right foot operated on to lower the arch, I spend nearly a month in bed, another 2 in a wheel chair until I was finally to put minimal weight on my foot. It didn't heal properly and after 6 years it is still giving me problems. I'm supposed to have the other foot done, but I've been putting it off. Maybe in a few years when I'm able to take several months off from work--I now have almost 200 hrs. of vacation time accumulated--I'll have it done.

Termyn8or -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 10:11:49 PM)
Ain't. Do the math. T^T

sunshinemiss -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 10:12:32 PM)
Sunny Quote of the Day goes to ChatteParfaitt for You just haven't lived until you've felt your surgeon blow air through your fallopian tubes. Thanks to Alien Walrus Head for the alien walrus heads up! http://www.collarchat.com/m_3806843/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3807393

Aylee -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 10:31:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Frozen turnips? How do people come up with this kind of shit?

erieangel -> RE: Cracked rib (8/13/2011 11:12:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or Ain't. Do the math. T^T Yeah, I did, that's just vacation time, though...I also have sick accumulated and personal days...if I can manage to save it all for about the next 5 years, I'll be able to do it. Otherwise, I'll have to take an extended leave with no pay.

DeviantlyD -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 5:56:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Do we get to tell labor stories? With my first born, I went through over 24 hours of back labor, finally agreed to a spinal, but still felt not just his head went he was born (his head molded and was quite cone shaped for awhile) but his shoulders, too. With my second born, it was an easy peasy labor (just about anything after 24 hours of back labor is easy), but had issues with the tubal ligation that followed. My doctor didn't think the surgical nurse had enough experience and tossed her out. This was AFTER I had been given anesthesia. It was shift change, by the time they were ready, the anesthesia had worn off and I felt the surgery in it's entirety. Yes, they did give me a local but it didn't help that much until they were almost done. One of the longest 15 minutes of my life. You just haven't lived until you've felt your surgeon blow air through your fallopian tubes. Where the heck was the anesthesiologist? Snoozin'? Geez!

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 6:08:33 AM)
Actually, he never left me. He kept tilting the bed board I was on trying to keep the anesthesia where he wanted it. It didn't work. He ended up giving me more, which they didn't want to do, since I'd just come out of labor. I did end up ODing on the double dose of anesthesia and spent the first few hours after my dau was born very shocky. Sooo....the post op was extremely uncomfortable, but not painful. It was just bad timing all around. I'm one of those special people who does not necessarily respond to medication the way most others do.

DeviantlyD -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 6:21:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Actually, he never left me. He kept tilting the bed board I was on trying to keep the anesthesia where he wanted it. It didn't work. He ended up giving me more, which they didn't want to do, since I'd just come out of labor. I did end up ODing on the double dose of anesthesia and spent the first few hours after my dau was born very shocky. Sooo....the post op was extremely uncomfortable, but not painful. It was just bad timing all around. I'm one of those special people who does not necessarily respond to medication the way most others do. geek warning Oh! That reminds me of another area that I find very interesting - pharmacogenetics! If you don't respond to medications the way others do, I wonder if you might be more of what they call an uber-metabolizer for certain pharmaceuticals. They metabolize drugs more quickly than regular metabolizers and so require a higher dose to be more effective. Or maybe you're at the other end of the spectrum where drugs are slower to metabolize and you may be more prone to toxic effects. I find the whole field quite fascinating. :) Edited to add: An article for reading about pharmacogenetics. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/About/primer/pharm.html Edited again, to add: This article is rather good, in layman's terms. :) http://www.biomedinvo4all.com/en/research-themes/pharmacogenetics/pharmacogenetics-basics

kalikshama -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 6:38:30 AM)
quote: Interesting wound stories....ok. Back in May I took a swim in the wrong place and a big mean fishy decided that I might taste good. I lost a nice big chuck out of the inside of my left leg, including my left labia majora. 47 stitches from the top of my left hip to down inside my crotch (yeah ladies cry now, no one wants stitches in their hole) Mr. Shark than took off my left leg from four inches below the knee. Another 37 staples there. I am now the owner of some very wicked frankenstein looking scars. Wow - so sorry to hear! Where was this? I'm near Jaws country.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 7:01:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain Interesting wound stories....ok. Back in May I took a swim in the wrong place and a big mean fishy decided that I might taste good. I lost a nice big chuck out of the inside of my left leg, including my left labia majora. 47 stitches from the top of my left hip to down inside my crotch (yeah ladies cry now, no one wants stitches in their hole) Mr. Shark than took off my left leg from four inches below the knee. Another 37 staples there. I am now the owner of some very wicked frankenstein looking scars. Oh geeze, that's why I missed you about that time. I had no idea your leg lose was so recent. Hope you are on the mind physically and mentally. Not sure I'd ever go in the water again after that.

MrSprocket -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 7:12:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Actually, he never left me. He kept tilting the bed board I was on trying to keep the anesthesia where he wanted it. It didn't work. He ended up giving me more, which they didn't want to do, since I'd just come out of labor. I did end up ODing on the double dose of anesthesia and spent the first few hours after my dau was born very shocky. Sooo....the post op was extremely uncomfortable, but not painful. It was just bad timing all around. I'm one of those special people who does not necessarily respond to medication the way most others do. geek warning Oh! That reminds me of another area that I find very interesting - pharmacogenetics! If you don't respond to medications the way others do, I wonder if you might be more of what they call an uber-metabolizer for certain pharmaceuticals. They metabolize drugs more quickly than regular metabolizers and so require a higher dose to be more effective. Or maybe you're at the other end of the spectrum where drugs are slower to metabolize and you may be more prone to toxic effects. I find the whole field quite fascinating. :) Edited to add: An article for reading about pharmacogenetics. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/About/primer/pharm.html Edited again, to add: This article is rather good, in layman's terms. :) http://www.biomedinvo4all.com/en/research-themes/pharmacogenetics/pharmacogenetics-basics My metabolism is quite slow, even with daily exercise and watchful food intake, I tend to stay the same body size (I/E little spare tire). Also, natural compounds made of simple proteins seem to work the best for me. Also diluted animal poisons, like therapeutic use for bee stings and pufferfish toxin. (If you ever get anything relative to pufferfish, prepare for a wild time lol)

DeviantlyD -> RE: Cracked rib (8/14/2011 7:18:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrSprocket quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Actually, he never left me. He kept tilting the bed board I was on trying to keep the anesthesia where he wanted it. It didn't work. He ended up giving me more, which they didn't want to do, since I'd just come out of labor. I did end up ODing on the double dose of anesthesia and spent the first few hours after my dau was born very shocky. Sooo....the post op was extremely uncomfortable, but not painful. It was just bad timing all around. I'm one of those special people who does not necessarily respond to medication the way most others do. geek warning Oh! That reminds me of another area that I find very interesting - pharmacogenetics! If you don't respond to medications the way others do, I wonder if you might be more of what they call an uber-metabolizer for certain pharmaceuticals. They metabolize drugs more quickly than regular metabolizers and so require a higher dose to be more effective. Or maybe you're at the other end of the spectrum where drugs are slower to metabolize and you may be more prone to toxic effects. I find the whole field quite fascinating. :) Edited to add: An article for reading about pharmacogenetics. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/About/primer/pharm.html Edited again, to add: This article is rather good, in layman's terms. :) http://www.biomedinvo4all.com/en/research-themes/pharmacogenetics/pharmacogenetics-basics My metabolism is quite slow, even with daily exercise and watchful food intake, I tend to stay the same body size (I/E little spare tire). Also, natural compounds made of simple proteins seem to work the best for me. Also diluted animal poisons, like therapeutic use for bee stings and pufferfish toxin. (If you ever get anything relative to pufferfish, prepare for a wild time lol) Er...drug metabolism is not the same as food metabolism. Cytochrome p450 (a class of enzymes in the liver) are responsible for the metabolization of drugs. The type of metabolism of which you speak is something different, except, possibly the toxins from bee stings and pufferfish. :)

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