A Man and a Raft: A Love Story

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xxblushesxx -> A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 7:11:40 AM)
A Hamilton man has been arrested after being accused of engaging in sexual conduct with a pink blow up swimming pool raft. http://www.bayoubuzz.com/louisiana-news/331657-man-accused-of-having-sex-with-pool-raft-had-also-violated-inflatable-pumpkin Any looners in the house?

Killerangel -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 7:50:26 AM)
I like the part where he said he had a problem. [8\|]

Iamsemisweet -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 8:42:14 AM)
Wonder what his collarme screen name is.

wolf223 -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 9:02:52 AM)
The same paper has man caught having sex with a picnic table. Now that's kinky.

xxblushesxx -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 10:12:38 AM)
lol and splintery I wood imagine. [:D][;)][:(][&o]

Anaxagoras -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 11:04:29 AM)
I'm OK with the guy having sex with a pool raft but if he also "violated" an inflatable pumpkin then thats a step too far. I hope said pumpkin had counselling...

Arpig -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/7/2011 12:37:21 PM)
It would seem that there are few things on this earth stupider than a man with a hard on.

xxblushesxx -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/8/2011 4:20:53 AM)
OMG! Arpig, that is profound! I may have to make that one of my taglines!!!

Anaxagoras -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/8/2011 4:39:26 AM)
Arpig, don't go giving the enemy more ammo, they have enough of that already! [;)]

Missokyst -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/8/2011 10:16:27 AM)
That pink raft looks like a slut to me. I'll bet it was giving him come hither looks.

GreedyTop -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/8/2011 12:42:11 PM)
DAMMIT MISSO! wipes beverage and snot off face and monitor

mnottertail -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/8/2011 2:07:49 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdov2UIjUpY

Vendaval -> RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story (9/8/2011 2:09:39 PM)
He's got to work on the facial hair scruff, not sleazy enough for those pumpkin sluts![8D]

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