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theroebabe -> Q 'n' As (10/17/2004 8:14:34 PM)
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Q 'n' As
Q: What happens when a blonde gets
Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the
alphabet.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in
another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Crossword Puzzle
One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
"This is exciting," he thought. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."
Upon boarding the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself. This thrilled him but since he was so shy he couldn't
bring himself to speak to the Pope.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle
out off his bag and began working on it. This is fantastic, the guy though, I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance.
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said,
"Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring
to a woman that ends in 'unt'?
The man was in shock. He could only think of one word that
fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope.
He thought for a while longer, then it hit him. Turning to the pope he said, "I think you're looking for the word 'aunt'."
"Of course, of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
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