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Monday Morning recipe - 10/18/2004 2:26:02 AM

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Faux sub Surprise

You take one faux submissive, one hand of ginger, and a dash of Tabasco. Scrape skin off of one ginger finger, lube well with Tabasco, insert anally in faux sub and cook in wok till squawking stops. Serve with a nice Chardonnay and warm fresh bread. Serves 4 to 8 depending upon size of sub used.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/18/2004 11:31:06 AM

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Like your recipe. But I think it serves 1 better.

Also like your eyes in your pic.

Me? In Ohio, far from most that I find interesting. I'm into pleasing women, particularly orally. But having a wonderful time here on CM. I usually have a big smile on my face (when it's not otherwise occupied.)

~smile~

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/18/2004 1:25:09 PM

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LOL, I was very frustrated last night when I wrote that. I'd just had a "sub" telling me all the ways he'd prove he was submissive to me, most including how I could use him with my strap on. When I pointed out to him that I wasn't life support for a strap on, he asked if I was PMSing. Since hunting him down and forcibly gelding him would have put me on the wrong side of cage bars I chose to vent this way instead.

I'm one of Ohio's exported natural resources. Moved out to Cali 12 years ago and haven't missed snow once.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/18/2004 2:00:36 PM

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Got to watch that gelding.

Still sounds like an interesting recipe.

Everything's relative. I moved from Rochester, NY quite a number of years ago, and this snow is piddling. (Although nobody else here knows how to drive in snow. Even though I do, you take your life in your hands trying to drive through it.)

My company used to send me out to Newport Beach every November for an annual meeting. (Tough job, but sombody's got to do it!

)
Loved the area, particularly Laguna, but I priced the houses and felt probably as stunned as the sub in your recipe.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/18/2004 2:24:37 PM

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I love Laguna. The problem with it, other than the high six figure price tag, is the access is very limited. That means that traffic is horrid there in summer. Worse, it means the city can be easily cut off by natural disaster such as our wildfires or floods.

Here is a photo of Heisler Park at the top of the hill by Laguna's Main beach. http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/sandzcatz/detail?.dir=/32ae&.dnm=2008.jpg

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/18/2004 11:01:00 PM

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I'd just had a "sub" telling me all the ways he'd prove he was submissive to me, most including how I could use him with my strap on. When I pointed out to him that I wasn't life support for a strap on, he asked if I was PMSing. Since hunting him down and forcibly gelding him would have put me on the wrong side of cage bars I chose to vent this way instead.

Yikes...is this someone who is living with you or at least collared in r/t? or an online boy with the typical "do me" attitudes?

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/20/2004 12:27:59 PM

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It was a sub who wanted to be mine real time. We were chatting prior to meeting.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/22/2004 9:01:35 PM

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And another one bites the dust! Better now than later.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/23/2004 9:57:35 AM

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And another one bites the dust! Better now than later.

I think that's the way you have to look at it, Better now than later.

Incidently, love the Laguna pic, Beach Mystress! Was down by those rocks in the middle of the pic a few Novembers ago. Since I'm used to colder weather, the occupants of the beach were mostly me and a few very well built females. Occasionally one lucks out!

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/23/2004 5:58:11 PM

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Glad you enjoyed the photo. I'm not sure how well built strangers on a beach is getting lucky.. but I'll take your word for it. *smiles*

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/25/2004 2:37:03 PM

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Ouch!

Might be less painful than a sulphur enema.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/27/2004 5:43:39 AM

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Moved out to Cali 12 years ago and haven't missed snow once.

You and me both :)

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/27/2004 4:38:27 PM

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Personally I use a pickle fork, salt rub and lime juice to finish....

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 10/28/2004 6:49:15 PM

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Personally I use a pickle fork, salt rub and lime juice to finish....

oh cool.. I hope grate lightly precedes the salt and lime rub *totally evil grin*

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Moved out to Cali 12 years ago and haven't missed snow once.

You and me both :)

From Ohio? What part? I grew up in the area surrounding Steubenville.

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 11/2/2004 7:57:51 AM

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I moved from Ohio (columbus then ironton< not that i expect anyone to know that place even exist!!) Too bad i only made it to Missouri, ill be in cali some day, we can meet for coffee lol, god id love to not be sitting here in fleece shaking!!!!

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RE: Monday Morning recipe - 11/4/2004 12:31:29 AM

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Westerville was my last home in Ohio. You're right about Ironton.. never heard of it. I had to go look it up. LoL. I've not lived in Missouri so I can't speak to their weather. The weather where I live is just about perfect. I'm right on the ocean and it keeps our climate pretty mild, with average summer temperatures at 75 degrees and the average winter temperature at 65 degrees. Now, what is the downside to this? In the summer, I can't move my car or I'll never find another parking spot at my own home. We have unscheduled earthquakes (how rude) yearly wildfires and prices are outrageous. Our gas is $2.49 a gallon. A two bedroom apartment costs the price of renting a 4 bedroom house (with yard) back in Ohio. I happen to think that snow is truly evil and consider the downsides here a fair trade. If you ever make it out this way, happy to share a cup of coffee. *smiles*

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