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pahunkboy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:37:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

No, but she could use the pointy bit on the end (ferrule?) to lance her eardrums so that she won't hear the noise.

Of course, after doing that she'd be off to ER to get her bleeding stopped at the tax payers expense, even if she can't find somebody to carry the umbrella for her en route...


*smoooch*

I'd never suggest anything that drastic.
Waiting until work has stopped for the day, giving it another couple of hours until they've settled down for the night then jacking up your loudest record as loud as your stereo will go with the speakers pressed to the wall is another matter entirely, of course...



I agree.  She will feel much better if she bangs one of more of the construction crew~!~~!!

Send us the extras!~~




GreedyTop -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:38:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

No, but she could use the pointy bit on the end (ferrule?) to lance her eardrums so that she won't hear the noise.

Of course, after doing that she'd be off to ER to get her bleeding stopped at the tax payers expense, even if she can't find somebody to carry the umbrella for her en route...


*smoooch*

I'd never suggest anything that drastic.
Waiting until work has stopped for the day, giving it another couple of hours until they've settled down for the night then jacking up your loudest record as loud as your stereo will go with the speakers pressed to the wall is another matter entirely, of course...



ideal.. except I am a day sleeper.. *sigh* I work graveyard shift.




Lucylastic -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:38:12 AM)

awwwwwww a love story right here in P&R:)
There is someone for EVERYBODY:)
YAY




Moonhead -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:38:54 AM)

Of course it was bullshit: everything he says is either bullshit or WRONG (or both, if he's talking about Orson Welles...)




Moonhead -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:40:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

No, but she could use the pointy bit on the end (ferrule?) to lance her eardrums so that she won't hear the noise.

Of course, after doing that she'd be off to ER to get her bleeding stopped at the tax payers expense, even if she can't find somebody to carry the umbrella for her en route...


*smoooch*

I'd never suggest anything that drastic.
Waiting until work has stopped for the day, giving it another couple of hours until they've settled down for the night then jacking up your loudest record as loud as your stereo will go with the speakers pressed to the wall is another matter entirely, of course...



ideal.. except I am a day sleeper.. *sigh* I work graveyard shift.


Mea culpa.
Mind you, sticking on Black Sabbath IV while you're getting ready for work might still get the message across.




pahunkboy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:41:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

awwwwwww a love story right here in P&R:)
There is someone for EVERYBODY:)
YAY


I honestly do not think Sanity would be bad for someone to date.    Tho he is stuck in the left right paradyme- as you are.   

He would make a good husband for some lady.




Moonhead -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:42:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

No, but she could use the pointy bit on the end (ferrule?) to lance her eardrums so that she won't hear the noise.

Of course, after doing that she'd be off to ER to get her bleeding stopped at the tax payers expense, even if she can't find somebody to carry the umbrella for her en route...


*smoooch*

I'd never suggest anything that drastic.
Waiting until work has stopped for the day, giving it another couple of hours until they've settled down for the night then jacking up your loudest record as loud as your stereo will go with the speakers pressed to the wall is another matter entirely, of course...



I agree.  She will feel much better if she bangs one of more of the construction crew~!~~!!

Send us the extras!~~


Why do you feel ORSON WELLES included no disclaimer in his WOTW radioplay?




GreedyTop -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:42:52 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

No, but she could use the pointy bit on the end (ferrule?) to lance her eardrums so that she won't hear the noise.

Of course, after doing that she'd be off to ER to get her bleeding stopped at the tax payers expense, even if she can't find somebody to carry the umbrella for her en route...


*smoooch*

I'd never suggest anything that drastic.
Waiting until work has stopped for the day, giving it another couple of hours until they've settled down for the night then jacking up your loudest record as loud as your stereo will go with the speakers pressed to the wall is another matter entirely, of course...



ideal.. except I am a day sleeper.. *sigh* I work graveyard shift.


Mea culpa.
Mind you, sticking on Black Sabbath IV while you're getting ready for work might still get the message across.



WAR PIGS on repeat ;)




pahunkboy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:43:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

No, but she could use the pointy bit on the end (ferrule?) to lance her eardrums so that she won't hear the noise.

Of course, after doing that she'd be off to ER to get her bleeding stopped at the tax payers expense, even if she can't find somebody to carry the umbrella for her en route...


*smoooch*

I'd never suggest anything that drastic.
Waiting until work has stopped for the day, giving it another couple of hours until they've settled down for the night then jacking up your loudest record as loud as your stereo will go with the speakers pressed to the wall is another matter entirely, of course...



I agree.  She will feel much better if she bangs one of more of the construction crew~!~~!!

Send us the extras!~~


Why do you feel ORSON WELLES included no disclaimer in his WOTW radioplay?



because no one carries his umbrella for him!




Moonhead -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:44:22 AM)

Did, or did not ORSON WELLES include a disclaimer at the end of his radio adaption of The War Of The Worlds?




pahunkboy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:44:38 AM)

mike would be good too.  Assuming he can keep a hard on.    his mojo has fizzled with age. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:44:48 AM)

time to change the tinfoil, hunky.. the shit you have there now is obviously outta date.. you DID check for the expiration date, didnt you?




Lucylastic -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:45:01 AM)

Im already married..I dont do bigamy or insanity




Moonhead -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:45:45 AM)

How about Insanitary? Would you do him?




GreedyTop -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:46:03 AM)

*pssst....Lucy.. you didnt rule out LUNACY*




willbeurdaddy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:46:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

http://hillbuzz.org/2011/09/20/your-wtf-moment-of-the-day-obama-and-his-slaves/

I mean REALLY!




It was a subliminal message that his next "jobs bill" will include $400 million in stimulus for parasol manufacturers.




pahunkboy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:47:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

How about Insanitary? Would you do him?


She would.  She told me she longs for him.




Moonhead -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:47:32 AM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

mike would be good too.  Assuming he can keep a hard on.    his mojo has fizzled with age. 


ORSON WELLES
Disclaimer.
Yes or no?




willbeurdaddy -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:48:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: benette

How do you know this was not just a case of "oh shoot! I forgot my umbrella at home! Can I walk with you so I don't get soaked?", and the nice young man behind him was generous enough to partially share his umbrella.




How do you know that they thought they were alone and Obama doesnt have a fetish to take umbrellas up his ass?

Its as likely as your preposterous scneario.




Lucylastic -> RE: Obama does not carry own umbrella (9/21/2011 11:51:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

How about Insanitary? Would you do him?

absolutely not, I wouldnt touch him with yours
Unsanitary either, *pass the sanitizer, *Snickers


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*pssst....Lucy.. you didnt rule out LUNACY*

Or Lunacy:)




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