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barelynangel -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 8:32:49 AM)
Okay i am just going to say this Go Cubs gooo, go Cubs goooo, hey Chicago whaddaya say, the Cubbies are gonna win today!! Snifs, just because we believe, and the rest of the world doesn't -- just means we are loyal --once a fan always a fan, that's the Chicago way -- the Cubbies will win..... again, one day. We believe.....

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 8:39:06 AM)
Awww angel I'm sorry. However at some point it's time to face reality. The Cubs just ain't gonna do it. Harsh maybe but sweetie some things just ain't meant to be. I suggest starting a support group so that Cubs fans can have a place to get the support they need to help deal with this.

barelynangel -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 8:49:12 AM)
We have no need for a support group we have a whole City and those scattered throughout the world, keeping the belief alive. Because it WILL happen. Our hearts tell us so. See that's what is wrong with the rest of you -- you just have no heart and if you do, its fickle and conditional [:'(]

SternSkipper -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 8:58:20 AM)
quote: Well damn. Now I am kind of sorry I ran up my credit card bills. I was kind of counting on the world ending. The National Society Of Bankruptcy Attorneys has EVERYTHING RIDING ON PROMOTION OF THIS ONE EVENT... Their Ads haven't even hit the airwaves yet... The 2012 ones will just depict disaster and people stocking up and going wild in stores ... Then in 2013, there will be the ads that convey "Yes, you thought the world would end. You outspent your budget by a few million, but it's not your fault. Call us and talk to people who understand your predicament at Sach Pillage, and Rove and we'll help you get out from under". As a result of exposing the real result of the calendar, I am no longer safe.... you know how lawyers are....[:D]

SternSkipper -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 8:59:48 AM)
quote: Okay i am just going to say this Go Cubs gooo, go Cubs goooo, hey Chicago whaddaya say, the Cubbies are gonna win today!! Heh ... don't let the moltenm core of the Earth hit ya in the ass on the way to that fantasy barely[:D]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 9:01:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: barelynangel We have no need for a support group we have a whole City and those scattered throughout the world, keeping the belief alive. Because it WILL happen. Our hearts tell us so. See that's what is wrong with the rest of you -- you just have no heart and if you do, its fickle and conditional [:'(] Ohhhhh angel, and here I was thinking you had a strong grasp on reality. Poor, poor angel, I feel for you I really do.

SternSkipper -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 9:15:53 AM)
quote: Hill-Hanners-air-I-us!! Don't want that Bachmann board, er.... woman, (I meant woman, honestly, Mrs. Bachmann, I did mean woman) after me. But, maybe it IS 2012. My passport expires then. LOL! Lance, I can smell the synaptic scorching from that one all the way out here[:D]

SternSkipper -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 9:20:51 AM)
quote: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....love it! Here... you can paypal me a dime every time you use it. http://wix.com/lostsailor01930/2012 quote: (I'll write the fucking jokes around here from now on gawwwdammit!) You were comedy writer for "Locked Away" , weren't you?[:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 9:28:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....love it! Here... you can paypal me a dime every time you use it. http://wix.com/lostsailor01930/2012 quote: (I'll write the fucking jokes around here from now on gawwwdammit!) You were comedy writer for "Locked Away" , weren't you?[:D] No, unfortunately that was the year I had my lobotomy and I could only hold a pen with my mouth for nearly 10 months, so, no one could read my writing. I suggested to my attorney that we had a case under ADA guidelines, but when I kept dribbling all over his carpet he asked me to leave.

SternSkipper -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 10:17:30 AM)
quote: No, unfortunately that was the year I had my lobotomy and I could only hold a pen with my mouth for nearly 10 months, so, no one could read my writing. I suggested to my attorney that we had a case under ADA guidelines, but when I kept dribbling all over his carpet he asked me to leave. It happens to the best of us. I made sure I was as close to incontinent as I could and still walk from the car to my ex-wife's divorce attorney's office[:D]

Termyn8or -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/24/2011 10:51:19 PM)
How do you make sure to be close to incontinent ? One of those beer helmets ? [image]http://www.baronbob.com/camo-drinkinghelmet.jpg[/image] T^T

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 4:50:40 AM)
without regard to baseball, i'm really interested to see what people will do next year. if anything happens, it will probably be because of people flipping out. it might be pretty interesting. =p

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 5:12:21 AM)
I predict this is going to turn into the time before the Y2K bug. Bunch of people panicking for nothing. Of course if it's true, then I'm screwed! But then so is everybody else, prepared or not. [:D] No, the Chinese aren't building big boats to accommodate the rich so they can live, and we peasants who don't have a million $$ won't survive. [8D] Yup, I've seen the movie 2012 a few too many times.

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 5:17:30 AM)
can we build our own peasant-friendly arks out of plastic water bottles? =p recycling!

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 5:46:21 AM)
I'm sure we can Lilly. I have plenty of plastic bottles that I recycle, I'll just keep them for our ark building project. You do of course realize we're going to have to very carefully screen the Doms we decide to take with us. [:D] Geoff or course is a shoe-in because he's made our Redalicious happy. [;)]

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 6:01:11 AM)
i've got a boatload (snicker snicker) of bottles, too -- i'm going to start keeping them in a storage bunker under the ground in preparation for the impending apocalypse. i wonder what adhesive would work best? and how many snacks do we need?

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 6:09:42 AM)
Okay I'm going to start keeping plastic bottles too. Lilly, I think we are going to need more than snacks, we could be on the raft for a long time. Cooking is out, it might melt the bottles and a hole would not be a good thing.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 6:36:16 AM)
Anything that doesn't need heating, we do NOT need a hole in the ark. Although we could always used a Dom to plug said hole? [:D] We'll need men won't we? Or will the women do OK by themselves? And duct tape to hold it all together, it's the oooooooooooooooonly way to go!!!!!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 6:54:38 AM)
That's what I said, no hot food. <slaps poohbear with a fresh cucumber> Yeah we need Doms or at least men - or are you willing to give up sex and/or a good beating once in a while?

DeviantlyD -> RE: Whew! Problem Solved Regarding 2012 (9/25/2011 6:56:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth That's what I said, no hot food. <slaps poohbear with a fresh cucumber> Yeah we need Doms or at least men - or are you willing to give up sex and/or a good beating once in a while? Well...you do have that fresh cucumber. ahem :)

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