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Mercnbeth -> Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/18/2004 1:31:52 PM)

Bangkok - A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife, who then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a re-attachment operation on Monday.

Sornlam Yotbanya, 24, had a heated argument with his wife Rungnapha Pongalee, 32, on Sunday night about his mistress, then went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member.

In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung Hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom.

Bangramrung Hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival.

Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police Hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place.- Sapa-dpa




INSIDEYOURMIND -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/18/2004 2:40:12 PM)

I wonder if he had a funeral for his departed member?




happypervert -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/19/2004 11:49:00 AM)

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Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police Hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations,

I would hope that penis reattachment operations aren't so common elsewhere, so the fact that Thai hospitals have enough experience with it to have high success rates is worrisome. Remind me to never date a Thai girl.




GoddessDustyGold -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/19/2004 8:27:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth


Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police Hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place.- Sapa-dpa



Ouch! How often would an accident like this happen? Scary thought.




subbiejenn -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/20/2004 9:09:20 AM)

* just giggles*


wonder if she was charged with anything for doing this?





Mercnbeth -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/20/2004 12:14:24 PM)

Did a little research on this (isn't the internet a wonderful thing!) and actually found this even more disturbing news item regarding this Thai activity. I also removed it from my list of places I want to visit...

Severed penises flushed down toilet
Archive: Sex Crime
Chopping off an unfaithful man’s penis is becoming an increasingly popular form of revenge in Thailand. The angry women will go to unusual lengths to insure the penis can’t be reattached.

While not unique to the kingdom, penis severing has been honed here to its most devastating effect through a heady mixture of routine infidelity, assertive womanhood and a national cuisine that lends itself to a kitchen full of sharp knives.

The men are now fearful of a rash of Thailand’s most notorious crime of passion, according to a surgeon who has stitched back many a male member for grateful patients.

The phenomenon has become so widespread that doctors have had to keep up with increasingly inventive and angry wives and lovers who want to prevent the offending item from being reattached.

‘They boil them, feed them to ducks, flush them down the toilet, bury them and have even tied them to hot air balloons and let them float away,’ Dr Surasak said.






subbiejenn -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/20/2004 1:35:58 PM)

Ok but what is being done to the females who do this afterwards? Is it becoming increasingly popular because they are not being punished for it? Would it just be "battery"? *shrugs* attempted murder?




Destinysskeins -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/21/2004 11:50:51 AM)

So what kind of postcard do you send back after retrieving a ballon with a severed penis tied to it?




Mercnbeth -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/21/2004 12:06:37 PM)

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So what kind of postcard do you send back after retrieving a ballon with a severed penis tied to it?


Puts a whole new perspective to that old Fifth Dimension song "Up Up and Away!"

"Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?"

Merc

PS -
Damn, realizing that I'm old enough to remember hearing that song on the radio (AM Radio at that!) is traumatic. But by being able to remember the words is consolation that senility hasn't set it - at least not completely...

Suspended under a twilite canopy,
We'll search the sky for a cloud to guide us.
If by some chance you find yourself loving me.
We'll Find a cloud to hide us - keep the moon beside us
.




Thanatosian -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/21/2004 1:25:25 PM)

I am only 36 but I can remember when cars had AM only radios - and how wonderful it seemed when they came out with AM/FM radios as standard equipment - and then (oh joy!) the advent of AM/FM/Cassette

Sometimes I sit and wonder what it must be like for my 90 year old grandmother - all the change she has lived through




bottominwa -> RE: Public Service Announcement - Make sure you bring ALL the parts! (10/21/2004 7:58:39 PM)

Perhaps if this is truly an epidemic in Thailand the more appropriate song for disected bleeding penis's would be 99 red ballons..........hehehehehehe

You and i had a teeny tiny fight
so i chopped off Your penis
late last night
Now You're broken, now You're sore
guess that's the last time You call me a whore....

99 red balloons go by.....
dododododododo dododododo do do do

Lmao

this girl has entirely too much time on her hands....

sabrina King

House of King




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