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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:21:13 PM

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really bitchy for a question.
Just answer it like a normal human would.
And yes women love penises. Thats why on fetlife, you get TONS of women commenting on how bad they want them

Yeah.
You're right. I'm wrong. Keep your cock shots on your profile. What do I know anyway?

See ya.

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:22:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: Bloodimp

really bitchy for a question.
Just answer it like a normal human would.
And yes women love penises. Thats why on fetlife, you get TONS of women commenting on how bad they want them

Yeah.
You're right. I'm wrong. Keep your cock shots on your profile. What do I know anyway?

See ya.

if Fetlife is so wonderful, why don't you go troll over there, because you're certainly not going to get the appreciation you think you deserve on this website

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:24:12 PM

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I think you messed up your quotes...

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:26:08 PM

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so what are you even implying.... that i have a small cock?

its small soft.
its big when its hard. check the photos

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:27:57 PM

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A toddler cock....? what are you implying anyways

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so what are you even implying.... that i have a small cock?

its small soft.
its big when its hard. check the photos

What? Are you thinking that she was talking about you? She NEVER said you had a small one. She used the phrase "toddler cock" independently of anything about YOU! But, NO... you had to ass-u-me it was about you! And to make it worse, you asked TWICE!

See, that's a perfect example of what we ALL mean - if you are so preoccupied with your OWN junk, it is clear that you can NEVER become interested in the wants and needs of a woman.

The BRAIN is the BIGGEST sex organ!

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:28:17 PM

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No we wil not check your photos!! Have you been listening?

And, do you know that your posts stay up? That anyone looking at your profile can see what you've had to say and how you've said it?

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:33:42 PM

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so what are you even implying.... that i have a small cock?

its small soft.
its big when its hard. check the photos

...and we're off

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:38:04 PM

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BTW: I have a "grower, not a show-er." I bet mine's smaller than yours is when both are flaccid. And bigger when stiff. Even as a gay man, I really do NOT care about your penis size.

As a submissive (suppposedly) you need to "get" the idea that D-types (Dommes and Doms) don't really give a rat's ass what'cha sporting, boy.

I love teaching CBT to FemDommes - especially when their sub males are present. Never have to ask for a voluenteer to use for a demonstration. Just hold the device (whatever it is) in my hands and look around the room! LOL!

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:38:34 PM

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ok, i went and looked....i have one question for you.....do you believe all those girls in your photos when they say yours is the biggest they have ever seen???????

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:44:27 PM

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Do me a favor. Just get one of those wonderful ladies you already know take a picture of you right side up. That is...IF one of them will take a picture of you.

As for your other pictures, I am so glad I stopped at the toilet one. I'm sure the others were equally as stinky.

Maybe some day you'll learn what class means. So far you have shown none.

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:44:38 PM

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To ALL - except the OP.

His profile is typical of the male that sees some BDSM "sights" and decides he wants some "slap and tickle"and might get it by choosing "submissive"

Lack of class? Yep. He's a PARTY boy - and it seems his brain is a bit fried from whatever he's been pumping into his blood / brain / liver / lungs.

Proof: This is a quote from his profile, I swear. Can't make up this kind of stuff.
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Now as for those of you who dont read my profile,.....
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HUH?

Let's just let him wander over to FetLife, shall we? Thanks for your support.

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:46:20 PM

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Welcome to CM, OP. As I replied in the other intro thread, women don't care to see random internet dick pics. (One intro thread would suffice.)

The "girls" who are drooling over them on FetLife may not even be ~Dare I say it?~ (Dare, dare) girls at all? ~What? You mean men pose as girls on the interwebz?~ think about that, imp. Your dick is so full of awesomeness it has dudes fawning over it.

ETA- Since the second intro thread went poof- my comment there was that I didn't care if the OP has a $5.00 foot long special from subway. If the penis isn't attached the the man I'm intimate with, I don't care to look at it.

And the avatar?

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:55:05 PM

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 8:57:41 PM

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Also ... after our chat, I had asked if you had asked permission from all of those women you posted pics of yourself with. You replied: Yes, every single one of them knew that you had posted pics of them on a BDSM website.

I dont believe you.

Do you realize that they might have co-workers, friends, family, teachers - that might find pics of them on here and it just might not be in these girls best interest .. in fact, they might cause real PROBLEMS & HARM in their lives?

Even though you might think its awesome and cool to be posting pics to show everyone what a STUD you are with the women ... some people really frown on this kind of thing. Especially when its in a series combined with a hairy penis.

You are kind of a douche ....

just sayin'

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 9:32:40 PM

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Also ... after our chat, I had asked if you had asked permission from all of those women you posted pics of yourself with. You replied: Yes, every single one of them knew that you had posted pics of them on a BDSM website.

I dont believe you.

Do you realize that they might have co-workers, friends, family, teachers - that might find pics of them on here and it just might not be in these girls best interest .. in fact, they might cause real PROBLEMS & HARM in their lives?

Even though you might think its awesome and cool to be posting pics to show everyone what a STUD you are with the women ... some people really frown on this kind of thing. Especially when its in a series combined with a hairy penis.

You are kind of a douche ....

just sayin'

And along those lines = = = = > Putting your full, real name is not the wisest thing to do. I easily googled you and so can anyone else. Problem? Prospective employers, family, etc. can do the same and might not take kindly to the fact that you're "on" a BDSM site.

Currently "BDSM" is still in the Diagnostic and Statistcal Manual DSM-IV. Until the DSM-V comes out (May, 2013) better to lay low. Parallel? Homosexuality was in there until Rev IVcame out. Until then homosexuality WAS a mental illness.

DSM influences court cases of ALL types. Divorice, child vistation, custody and support. Criminal charges can be brought on BDSM cctivites as soon as the word "abuser" is uttered. Marks on skin as seen by "reporting authorities." And on and on. Would you like to lose your Isla Vista property? I get the feeling that was "left" to you. Maybe there's some "conditions" on it.

GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD ON STRAIGHT!

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 9:40:24 PM

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Dude, you stated in your intro post that you just joined several sites. Well and good. That means that you are a rank newcomer to the lifestyle. When someone with many years of experience in it like BossyShoeBitch tells you something, you might do well to listen.

Posting cock pics is dumb. Issuing invitations to view them is dumb. Telling real live women that they ought to like them is sheer madness. The world is not going to conform to your porn-filled ideas.

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 9:45:27 PM

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Uh oh.
Hold on a second.

Maybe this isn't a real profile.

Maybe someone is fucking with this kid.

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 9:59:57 PM

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I chatted with him earlier ... he's real all right.

Just dumber than a box of rocks is all. Poor guy.

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 10:09:24 PM

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I did a little research - DAMN! google is fine.....

He tells his name in his profile, and that's all I needed - plus his bragging of having a Isla Vista home - to find his address of 6xx3 Del Playa Dr., Goleta, CA 93117.

Easy peasy to find that is in Santa Barbara County.

And then.... tax records, property sales and such. NOT going to do it, except to mention it's a "Multiple occupancy home." And that's why his profile is looking for "roommates." LOL!

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RE: I dont understand.... - 9/29/2011 10:28:30 PM

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I did a little research - DAMN! google is fine.....

He tells his name in his profile, and that's all I needed - plus his bragging of having a Isla Vista home - to find his address of 6xx3 Del Playa Dr., Goleta, CA 93117.

Easy peasy to find that is in Santa Barbara County.

And then.... tax records, property sales and such. NOT going to do it, except to mention it's a "Multiple occupancy home." And that's why his profile is looking for "roommates." LOL!

what do you mean its multiple occupancy? ummm,.. like he lives with his parents???

well, you made me curious so i went to look.. he has removed his name and pics of him with girls(?) and cuz i looked,.. now i am blinded cuz he left his darn hairy cock pics up!!!

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