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Need Help? - 10/3/2011 6:23:19 AM

MasterG2kTR

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As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

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RE: Need Help? - 10/3/2011 7:30:04 AM

GreedyTop

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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RE: Need Help? - 10/3/2011 9:57:18 AM

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funny. :)

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RE: Need Help? - 10/3/2011 11:57:27 AM

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I could have used him this last weekend.

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