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The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 7:12:40 AM   
Marc2b


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After all the debates about the new tone being enforced by the Mods and all the usual left/right shift flinging that is still going on, I have come to the following decision:

People just have an innate need to say “Fuck You!”

Somebody says something that we don’t like, something that violates our world view or is seen as a character attack and the urge builds in us. We can’t let it go. When we see a new thread started by that somebody we jump in. The first “Fuck You!” usually takes the form of “well your side did this!” with “so shut up” implied if not directly stated. The back and forth begins with each side issuing a series of “Fuck You!’s” usually in the form of accusations of trying to derail the thread and hypocrisy. This continues until the thread either dies a natural death or the Mods get frustrated enough to lock the thread (I’m beginning to develop a real sympathy for the Mods, it must be absolutely exasperating sometimes… like trying to baby sit 50 four year olds jacked up on too much sugar).

So anyway, I’m thinking that perhaps the solution is to have a thread dedicated to cutting through the bullshit, a thread where you can expurgate the hard feelings (for a while at least) by simply saying “Fuck You!” That way we can leave the other threads to more civil debate. I don’t know if this will work but I think it is worth a try (if the Mods don’t lock it, that is).

So I’ll get us started:

Fuck You NocturnalStalker

Fuck You, Ron!

Fuck You, Tazzy!

Fuck You, Heather!

Fuck You, Farglebargle!

Fuck You, Owner59!

Fuck You, Willbeurdaddy!

Fuck You, Imperatrix... tix… whatever.

Fuck You, Heretic!

That should be enough for now. I don’t want to leave anyone out but I don’t have time to give a “Fuck You!” to everybody. Now I want it understood that I don’t really bear any ill will to the people just mentioned but I wanted to be egalitarian.

That is all for now (standing by for a flurry of “Fuck You Marc!’s.”)


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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:25:56 PM   
Marc2b


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Well Fuck You! Fuck all of you!

I liked it.



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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:25:58 PM   
MakeMeSmile4U


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Status: offline 		I'm game!! Sometimes a good "Fuck You" can really ease the soul, so....
Fuck You Mark, Fuck You Marc, Fuck You and You and You and You... But not you OP Marc, I think I like you!!!

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:27:42 PM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		Figures... just as I tell everyone to fuck off, you show up and ruin my perfectly fun self-pity party.

So fuck you!!!!!!!!



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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:32:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		FUCK YOU, Marc!!! You didn't "Fuck You, Lance" in the OP.  What the fuck's the matter with you?  Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!!!!  And fuck your "egalitarian" BS.

<Actually, Lance is, by your defintion, not human, having no such "innate need.">



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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:38:15 PM   
Charnegui


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Status: offline 		Fuck you Lance.... for shouting that loud, I could easily hear it over here!!!!!

And Fuck you Marc2b, for starting this shitty topic




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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:42:53 PM   
HannahLynHeather


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Status: offline 		no hannah? no fucking "fuck you hannah" on a fuck you thread? un-fucking-expected, that's for sure. but since you didn't and so left me no opening to truly indulge my love of that most fucking wonderful of words and since i still feel the fucking need to spread the word, i will offer up this little gem that was recently passed along to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv3tadz5Q3o


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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:46:46 PM   
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<Actually, Lance is, by your defintion, not human, having no such "innate need.">
not to worry lance, it hasn't been lost, there was just a little mixup and i got your share of that innate need.

<come to think of it, by marc's standards i'm arguably the most fucking human one around here>


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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:47:55 PM   
mnottertail


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All Y'all can go fuck Y'all, Y'all.

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 12:56:53 PM   
Marc2b


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quote:

no hannah? no fucking "fuck you hannah" on a fuck you thread?


Aw Fuck Me! I mixed you up with Heather again!

Fucking awsome video, though.

ETA: oh yeah... Fuck You!

< Message edited by Marc2b -- 10/11/2011 12:59:59 PM >

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 1:03:09 PM   
seekerofslut


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Oh, yeah

the ?


Lets try it again.

Fuck you ?

"oh my, yes. please. twice"

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 1:04:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: seekerofslut
Fuck you ?

"oh my, yes. please. twice"



You are wayyyyyyyyyyyy to eager!! So no


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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 1:31:14 PM   
tazzygirl


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How.. nice.

Which in southern bell means....

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

You were right, I do feel better



Great video, Hannah!

< Message edited by tazzygirl -- 10/11/2011 1:33:40 PM >

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 2:25:12 PM   
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Great video, Hannah!
she better have gotten an Afucking+ for that one eh?

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 2:26:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		No fucking shit... that was hilarious!

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 3:09:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		This thread reminds me of a fun "Fuck you" moment.

Was working with a very cute blonde man on a computer program.  I was lead designner and he was -- not a trainee, but not at same level as I was.  I proved that one of his design ideas wouldn't work, and he left my office with "Fuck you!"  I shouted back at him "You're the wrong flavor."

To this day, I'm sure he thought, "[Lance] is saying that I'm not a broad, so there won't be any fucking"  Au contraire, my friends!  I really meant "You're not the gay flavor, so there won't be any fucking."  LOL!

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 10/11/2011 3:12:42 PM >

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 3:22:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		To tell the truth I don't think I have ever felt the need to say F you to anyone here, at least not all that often... Maybe I'm too soft, though it does piss me off when Mr Lance steals my win...

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 4:01:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley

To tell the truth I don't think I have ever felt the need to say F you to anyone here, at least not all that often... Maybe I'm too soft, though it does piss me off when Mr Lance steals my win...

That's "Mr. HUGHES" to you, bitch.

And fuck you.  It is NOT "your" win, so don't get pissed off, 'K?

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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 4:05:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Im number 3 on your list??????

How.. nice.

Which in southern bell means....

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

You were right, I do feel better



Isn't that what bless your heart means?


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RE: The "Fuck You!" Thread - 10/11/2011 4:52:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: AdorkableAiley

To tell the truth I don't think I have ever felt the need to say F you to anyone here, at least not all that often... Maybe I'm too soft, though it does piss me off when Mr Lance steals my win...

That's "Mr. HUGHES" to you, bitch.

And fuck you.  It is NOT "your" win, so don't get pissed off, 'K?


I like Mr. Lance so much better though

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