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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 12:44:35 AM   
windchymes


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 1:43:33 AM   
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 2:03:35 AM   
HeatherMcLeather


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Heather's 1st choice for the
Sunny Quote of the Day
goes to
Focus50

for this wonderful bit of wit:

Normally my reflex respone to any "what should I do with?" question is a flippant "shove it up your arse!"....

Seems I need some new material....

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 2:09:38 AM   
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Heather's 2nd choice <Yes, 2 in one thread in one day!!> for the
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windchymes

for this profound advice:

Maybe you can find a dyke that needs plugging....

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 3:09:28 AM   
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Hang it from your rear view mirror.


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 3:12:44 AM   
Focus50


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

Heather's 1st choice for the
Sunny Quote of the Day
goes to
Focus50

for this wonderful bit of wit:

Normally my reflex respone to any "what should I do with?" question is a flippant "shove it up your arse!"....

Seems I need some new material....



Geeeez, you coulda helped a bloke out and fixed the embarrassing spelling mistake I clearly missed when you quoted me....

A reflex respone - good one!

Focus.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 3:19:22 AM   
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 4:10:23 AM   
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I have a buttplug that makes a great g-spot getting gadget.  When I bought it, my eyes were bigger than my asshole.


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 4:33:58 AM   
mons


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Status: offline 		Use it as a paperweight , but it can not be use for the dog to chew on, it is not'made for
chewing, it is made for shoving and there are no teeth back there111

mons p.s. the dog will choke!!!!!!

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 6:19:58 AM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?


Give it to him for Christmas. Include, serious restraints(Like foot stocks or spreader bars), a bottle of mineral oil and a croquet mallet.
Trust me. He'll love it. :-)


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 6:24:19 AM   
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it is made for shoving and there are no teeth back there111


It sepends on how deep ya go.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 6:24:56 AM   
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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 6:50:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?


Use it as a flyswatter! Or, if it vibrates, massage your aching...er, muscles with it?
Orrrrrrrrr, draw a smiley face on it and use it as a handpuppet, and wiggle it
around every time you hear Butt Plug.

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 7:06:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?


Another guy with eyes bigger then his butthole...


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 7:23:35 AM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: DianeB269


quote:

ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?


Another guy with eyes bigger then his butthole...




Sayeth one who knows of what she speaks.


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 7:50:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

ORIGINAL: DianeB269


quote:

ORIGINAL: whitedragonX

So i got a butt plug of the internet and its too damn big I'm not talking a little bit I'm talking alot.

So since I can't use it what should I do with it? Any sugestions?


Another guy with eyes bigger then his butthole...




Sayeth one who knows of what she speaks.




If you only knew how many times I've sent guys to a sex toy store to buy the strapon they want me to train them with and come back with something like Bam, Blackthunder or John Holmes dildos...

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 8:19:37 AM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		Drill a hole in the middle of it and use it as a toothbrush holder
Use it as a door stop
Give it to your cockatoo to shred
Put it on a stick and plant it in the garden as a mushroom ornament
Put it over your trailer hitch - much more classy than the scrotums I've seen

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 8:22:36 AM   
HannahLynn


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If you only knew how many times I've sent guys to a sex toy store to buy the strapon they want me to train them with and come back with something like Bam, Blackthunder or John Holmes dildos...
yea, but what's a girl to do. i mean he asked so nicely. just tie the fucker down extra tight and give him what he asked for. 

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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 8:23:53 AM   
coookie


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RE: I'm so mad at myself - 10/16/2011 9:53:36 AM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		Three thoughts spring to mind:

1. Stick a barbie doll on it and sell it as modern art

2. Hollow it out and carve a spooky face into it, making a kinky halloween display

3. Make a profile on cm with a picture of it, headlining 'Asses wanted'

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