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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 9:44:39 AM

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You hold out the money to some drunken babboon nosed crumpet, as there are many in your town...

and say:

Oi, le ous gi yu a wee tweak on yer beak for a paper queenie, lass...

and they'll tumble........

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 11:51:36 AM

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Why not just call an escort agency and tell them what you're looking for? Seems that would be easy enough.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 12:20:35 PM

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honky tonk

I think you get the unintended pun of the year award.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 12:27:46 PM

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Why not have your gf put on a rubber nose and schnog you with it? Problem solved and she gets to be part of the fun.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 12:29:32 PM

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Brilliant.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 1:58:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

You hold out the money to some drunken babboon nosed crumpet, as there are many in your town...

and say:

Oi, le ous gi yu a wee tweak on yer beak for a paper queenie, lass...

and they'll tumble........

ha I'll take that as a "no I'm still messing about"

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:00:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Why not just call an escort agency and tell them what you're looking for? Seems that would be easy enough.

I've tried and as I said there's no escorts with what I'm looking for. That's why I'm looking into dom mistress and how I found this site

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:00:23 PM

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You would be wrong in every respect. But thats why you are where you are, and fearing that which you fear.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:05:13 PM

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You would be wrong in every respect. But thats why you are where you are, and fearing that which you fear.

That is a vague as vague can get, self-proclaimed "non-baboon-nose-lover"

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:06:29 PM

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Well, I was quite specific, and you are shitting soda crackers over that....so....

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:06:29 PM

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I'm confused why a Domme and why your big nose whatever it is would bring you to a bdsm site. Wouldn't it be just as easy to hang out in a bar, find some drunk girl with a big nose, take her home, rub your body against her nose and send her home? Ya know...wham bam thank you ma'am?

Or is there something more to this than I'm missing.

For the life of me I can't figure out what a Domme has to do with this.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:08:19 PM

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perhaps if you read his nick as 'daywanker' it might clear up your confusion.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:22:12 PM

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I'm confused why a Domme and why your big nose whatever it is would bring you to a bdsm site. Wouldn't it be just as easy to hang out in a bar, find some drunk girl with a big nose, take her home, rub your body against her nose and send her home? Ya know...wham bam thank you ma'am?

Or is there something more to this than I'm missing.

For the life of me I can't figure out what a Domme has to do with this.

Did you miss the part about I have a gf? I'm not single
No luck with escorts, looked for fetish models (which is largely BDSM Based obviously)

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 2:59:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: NoseCuriosity

No luck with escorts, looked for fetish models (which is largely BDSM Based obviously)

Fetish models typically aren't interested in fulfilling a stranger's fantasy. They may not even be into whatever the shoot was about.

Have you tried a site devoted to fetishes, rather than one based on d/s? FetLife, perhaps? I really feel like I'm doing the leg work for you, but...I'll be kind. Ohhh lookie here: Experience Project

For your wanking pleasure:

And my giggles:

Oh, and Hello & welcome.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 3:04:32 PM

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Punch her dead in the goddamn face, it will swoll up wonderful for ya.

Quit imposing your kink on others Ron, it's not nice.

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 3:17:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: NoseCuriosity

No luck with escorts, looked for fetish models (which is largely BDSM Based obviously)

Fetish models typically aren't interested in fulfilling a stranger's fantasy. They may not even be into whatever the shoot was about.

Have you tried a site devoted to fetishes, rather than one based on d/s? FetLife, perhaps? I really feel like I'm doing the leg work for you, but...I'll be kind. Ohhh lookie here: Experience Project

For your wanking pleasure:

And my giggles:

Oh, and Hello & welcome.

Thanks for actually trying to help and thanks for the advice.

I've never heard of fetlife, and didn't know about that experience project thing. Btw, that morph isn't wanking pleasure for me but deffo is for some guys on yahoo groups.
Every seems really suprised by this, but what I'm curious about (just feeling a big nose against my face and that's it) is actually timid compared to some other people's full-blown fetish of noses.
If anyone wants to educate themselves, I found http://www.pinocchia.net/forum/
'Morphs' seem to be popular

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/18/2011 8:55:36 PM

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Good Luck with the Propose thing.....
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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/19/2011 4:43:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

I'm confused why a Domme and why your big nose whatever it is would bring you to a bdsm site. Wouldn't it be just as easy to hang out in a bar, find some drunk girl with a big nose, take her home, rub your body against her nose and send her home? Ya know...wham bam thank you ma'am?

Or is there something more to this than I'm missing.

For the life of me I can't figure out what a Domme has to do with this.

He's just sniffing around.......

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/19/2011 4:44:34 AM

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*smacks poise*

that was just BAD!! LMAO!!

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RE: Need to fufill Curiosity before proposing - 10/19/2011 4:46:28 AM

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I think the reasonable thing to do here is to save all your money
and have her nose surgically enhanced to meet your needs.
That way, you're happy, and she wont go through life married to
you and feeling that her nose is inadequate.

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