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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 12/4/2011 7:18:02 AM

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100 million years bc?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 12/4/2011 7:39:17 AM

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100 million years bc?

haha, nope

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 12/4/2011 11:46:22 AM

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darn it.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 12/4/2011 11:53:03 AM

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Missokyst, have i officially welcomed you yet?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 12/4/2011 8:14:14 PM

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"What movie only has 3 spoken words?"

The Gods Must Be Crazy.

???????

T^T

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 12/4/2011 9:22:15 PM

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Tommy, by The Who. Only words spoken are "welcome, welcome, welcome".

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/9/2012 11:01:00 PM

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Ages ago, Alex, Allen and Alva arrived at Antibes, and Alva allowing all, allowed anyone, against Alex's admonition, against Allen's angry assertion: another African amusement... anyhow, as all argued, an awesome African army assembled and arduously advanced against an African anthill, assiduously annihilating ant after ant, and afterwards, Alex astonishingly accuses Albert as also accepting Africa's antipodal ant annexation.

Walter Abish- Alphabetical Africa

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 4:33:48 AM

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Only she who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 6:34:50 AM

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Once upon a time, with the help of my handy, dandy, electric vibrator "Billy Bob," I managed to punch out 45 orgasms in 60 minutes. Does that count?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 6:43:11 AM

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i had a friend swear she had 300 orgasms in one day
if I have more than five, im practically in a coma from the energy exerted.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 6:52:59 AM

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Once upon a time, with the help of my handy, dandy, electric vibrator "Billy Bob," I managed to punch out 45 orgasms in 60 minutes. Does that count?

*is amazed and pondering the logistics of it all*

*needs a Billy Bob*

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 6:54:51 AM

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i had a friend swear she had 300 orgasms in one day
if I have more than five, im practically in a coma from the energy exerted.

Plus that almost hurty sensitivity after even just one. I'd def. have to be restrained and forced for something like that.
Damn, now you girls got me back to talking dirty again. I'm still tired after last night's shenanigans!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 7:02:48 AM

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. I'm still tired after last night's shenanigans!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 7:10:56 AM

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Once upon a time, with the help of my handy, dandy, electric vibrator "Billy Bob," I managed to punch out 45 orgasms in 60 minutes. Does that count?

*is amazed and pondering the logistics of it all*

*needs a Billy Bob*

Hahaha! Funny, Blush. Ya know, I was pretty amazed (and grateful), myself, at the time. Interestingly enough, none of them were forced or uncomfortable. In fact, it was a short spell during I was intensely horny for the first time in my life, and only moments after each orgasm, I was horny again, so I just kept on going, and each one was as good, and as easy to obtain, as the last. While I can do a couple or a few multiples like that now, that 45/60 was a one time experience, and I believe it was made possible by massive hormonal changes (menopause), combined with the conscious surfacing of much previously surpressed anger and sexuality (a lifetime's worth!), that manifested in that delicious, most liberating cocktail. It was HEAVENLY!

BTW Blush, I have a back-up Billy Bob Jr., in case Sr. ever kicks the bucket, but he's been going strong since 1985, so I might be persuaded, with the right lucre, to lend Junior out.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 7:31:50 AM

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*LOL*

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 7:35:22 AM

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*LOL*

Tee hee hee!

I love ya, Blush, you're so sweet and funny!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 8:49:22 AM

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i had a friend swear she had 300 orgasms in one day

Wait. Your friend had 300 orgasms while counting each one? That's absurd!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 1/16/2012 9:08:50 AM

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I was kinda wondering how ya'll could keep count. Unless you just put a penny in a jar or something after each one.

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