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gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 10:58:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker
You're all mentally insane.


Lucky for you, Nocturnal Stalker, calling someone insane in considered a compliment in the Absurd Club.  If it had been snark, we would have had to call in the Lord High Executioner, and, believe me, You don't want that.  However, paying us all the compliment of being insane is not absurd enough to qualify for membership.  You will have to do better than that.

pam



hlen5 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:03:46 PM)

(Psssst...Pam, see post #140. Thank You, oh Gatekeeper of the Absurd!!)



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:04:04 PM)

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You're all mentally insane.
Mentally insane as opposed to physically insane?



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:06:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amWP8FpLrtw&feature=fvst

If a person is lacking insight, how would they know?


Thank you, hlen5, those are two first rate entries.  Verry nass.  Verry nass.  Welcome to the absurd club.  i will do three cartwheels to express how ecstatic we are to have you with us.  In answer to your question... i think a person who lacked insight would NOT know...since they lack insight!

Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha!!!!

pam



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:07:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather
Mentally insane as opposed to physically insane?


Spiritually insane???

pam



NocturnalStalker -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:08:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

quote:

You're all mentally insane.
Mentally insane as opposed to physically insane?


You... stop making confuse situation. 





hlen5 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:09:28 PM)

Woot-woot!! I'm in, I'm in!!!!



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:10:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

Woot-woot!! I'm in, I'm in!!!!


It is indeed a great honor to be with us, but we are just as honored to have YOU.

pam



Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:15:24 PM)

I will be expecting fruit baskets and tributes to my beard by Monday. Additionally, a new day of the week has been added, all hail Enday! No refunds will be provided for those who have paid for pictures of my beard. Offer good until now. Offer not good in all states. Some conditions apply. See website for more details.



hlen5 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:17:41 PM)

Things are gonna happen now!!

Thank You Pam!!



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:27:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Endivius

I will be expecting fruit baskets and tributes to my beard by Monday. Additionally, a new day of the week has been added, all hail Enday! No refunds will be provided for those who have paid for pictures of my beard. Offer good until now. Offer not good in all states. Some conditions apply. See website for more details.


Thank you, but first a few questions, Envidius.  First of all, is that postmarked by Monday or arrived by Monday, and is your beard able to sign for delivery?  We welcome you once again into the Absurd club and, if i may, i would like to annoint you Keeper of the Beard.  All member of the Absurd Club will pay proper tribute.  We will also honor Enday in our hearts, and try to keep it all week long.  Welcome, and happy lint picking.

pam



SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 1:41:58 PM)

In my honoured position of sage, you shall hear a tale:

Once upon a time there was a dark lord of crabs.

He came to the world and demanded our finest dish. He was first appeased by the willow pattern, but returned again the following day, demanding our finest carrot. This we could not find so we painted a tree orange.

The crab lord was once again appeased, but again he returned, demanding our finest pussy. This we would not do, no lord of crabs would go near our fine pussies.

The wrath of the crab lord was terrible, he opened many chains of delightful restaurants and doughnut bars.

Then when all hope was lost our might war-tortoises marched, driving the dark crab lord to the ocean, where the salt water made him shrink to nothing.

And that is the tale of Avatar 3, coming soon to a planet near you.



Delilya -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 3:12:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

You're all mentally insane.


Yep, got's me the paper work to prove it.



Delilya -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 6:56:30 PM)

http://youtu.be/TzwGfP98vGM



hlen5 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 6:58:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

You're all mentally insane.


And your point is........?



MadAxeman -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 7:52:08 PM)

Copacabana Song - Star Wars Style
For all Star Wars fans........

Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a Danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2D2 found Ben Kenobi
He had to put the Death Star plans
Into the Rebellion's hands
So Luke and Obiwan
Had to get to Alderann
So they stopped into Maldislee
To have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and laughter and old Jedi Masters
At the Star Wars

His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With the blaster at his side
And a smile 12 parsecs wide
And with Chewbacca
He was a Wookie
They met with Luke and Obiwan
Aboard the Millenium Falcon
Docking Bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
Some has his arms on the floor

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and laughter and old jedi masters
At the Star Wars

His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
By the way he was Luke's Dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke he's had a lousy day
Boba Fet was so mean
Jabba has bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax
Back on Tatooine

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and laughter and old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars.....

(The Force will be with you)



SuzeCheri -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 9:18:39 PM)

There was a tap on our back door this morning.

Yeah, I know. Our plumber sure has a weird sense of humour.



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:14:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman
Copacabana Song - Star Wars Style
For all Star Wars fans........

Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a Danish on each ear


Well done, MadAxeman. Thanks you for that ditty, and we welcome you to the Absurd Club. Not only that, but i hereby proclaim you the Official Club Cabana Boy. i trust you will execute your duties diligently. What's more, each day after you're done, you can have Princess Leia for a couple of hours. i hear she does all kinds of crazy things with those danishes.

pam



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:16:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri

There was a tap on our back door this morning.

Yeah, I know. Our plumber sure has a weird sense of humour.


Excellent, Suze and Cheri. Please tell your plumber he (she?) would be welcome to join our club.

pam



gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:18:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5
And your point is........?


There is no need for anyone to have a point in the Absurd Club. As a matter of fact, we discourage it.

pam



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