windchymes
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After 23 years of being a medical lab tech, which includes a lot of up close and personal with veins, this thread is making me crazy, lol. Hydration is good, but the best way to get your little veins plumped up is to take a brisk walk around the block or around the parking lot right before coming in. Get your heart pumping, your blood pressure up, your blood flowing through the veins. You will make everyone's job so much easier if you just do that. Most people show up for blood draws or surgery early in the morning when they're sleepy and cold, the heart rate is slower and the blood pressure is lower. Just take a walk, get yourself warmed up, get your blood moving, it makes an amazing difference. The worst thing you can do is sit down and announce "You only get ONE CHANCE!" Great, thanks a lot for the extra pressure that I didn't need, now that I have to wear non-latex gloves to even try to find your veins, meaning I might as well have oven mitts on, and now I get ONE CHANCE, god forbid I miss, then I have to go pull someone else away from what they're trying to do to get ONE CHANCE, and god really forbid they miss..... You're not the only patient here today, and chances are your veins are nowhere near the worst ones we're going to have today, and the word is already going around that you're going to be a prima donna pain-in-the-ass. What you could do is say, nicely, that your veins are small, could you please have someone experienced? Work with us, encourage us, don't jinx us from the get-go, and hostility will get you nowhere. A little secret....we probably feel worse when we miss than you do. Shoving things into veins isn't always easy because we work "blind", mostly by touch and feel, and sometimes by gut feeling. And now we have to try to feel with gloves on. Despite the "vampire" label given to us by so many, we really don't like causing pain. Being new and inexperienced at doing it can be terrifying. Having your confidence blown by mean or condescending patients (who, in all fairness, are also frightened) can pretty much guarantee them missing the vein and having to call someone else to try, who is also going to be mean and condescending to them for not getting the job done. Ugh, brings back traumatic memories, lol. Oh, you're "deathly afraid of needles". *yawn*, you and everyone else. We're still not impressed, but if everyone who said that over the years would give us a dollar, combined with the dollars from each one who called us "vampires", we could be retired on an island by now. I have never heard of calling an anesthetist or anesthesiologist away from their duties to come and start a routine IV, unless they absolutely had nothing else to do and it was in the immediate pre-op area on pre-surgical patients. Hospitals I've worked in would highly frown on it. If I'm about to be under his/her care as an unconscious surgical patient, I'd kinda like to know that I had their undivided attention and that they were not distracted by someone who's afraid of getting stuck. Let's face it, IV's hurt like hell going in, but only for a few seconds. Unlike phlebotomy needles, the angiocaths are big and they're dull, they don't slip right in like the super-sharp needles do. It fucking hurts. Numbing cream is great if you can get it, but sometimes, you just have to suck it up, grit your teeth, and tough it out. And just for the record, phlebotomists usually don't start IV's, they're not trained for that, they draw blood for testing. Usually it's the nursing staff, the IV team, which is nursing staff, diagnostic imaging techs, and doctors who do it. And possibly some others I didn't think of, but probably not any phlebotomists.
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