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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 6:48:35 PM   
xxblushesxx


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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 6:54:55 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		QFT, blushie! But honestly, would you take this twerp on for ANY amount of money after such a ridiculous outburst? I think he just shot himself in the nutsack.

ETA: OP, thank you for removing your anus from our screens. We appreciate it.

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 6:55:15 PM   
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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 6:59:03 PM   
LanceHughes


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I think he just shot himself in the nuts.

NAH!  At our local, monthly LeatherMen gathering (oooo, it's this Saturday!) we have a "twue" Sadist that has a blow-gun and some EVIL darts.  Ties the boys spread legged and has target practice.  Squirming "wins" you extra shots.

Now, THAT's getting shot in the nuts! LOL!

XXB - you have CMail

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:01:19 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		Careful, LH. The OP says he's desperate for money , even though he should be offering to pay YOU for the opportunity, you hunka hunka burning love!

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:05:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

NAH!  At our local, monthly LeatherMen gathering (oooo, it's this Saturday!) we have a "twue" Sadist that has a blow-gun and some EVIL darts.  Ties the boys spread legged and has target practice.  Squirming "wins" you extra shots.

Now, THAT's getting shot in the nuts! LOL!



Ouchies!!

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:07:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

QFT, blushie! But honestly, would you take this twerp on for ANY amount of money after such a ridiculous outburst? I think he just shot himself in the nutsack.

ETA: OP, thank you for removing your anus from our screens. We appreciate it.


Uhmm...if you want me to be totally honest, yeah...five bucks a minute can help me overlook a ton of deficiencies.

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:08:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
Careful, LH. The OP says he's desperate for money, even though he should be offering to pay YOU for the opportunity, you hunka hunka burning love!

Better yet!  I'll whore him out, forcing him to blow tricks and maybe, just maybe, I could be convinced to give him (a very small) part of the cash!  Forced, domination, blow-jobs, cash!  What else could he possibly want?

DOMS.... errrr MODS, that's a joke..... PLEASE leave it there... I think it might be a TOS violation..... but remember , MODS spelled backward is Sadistic, Dominant Over Men... or something or something. LOL!

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:11:57 PM   
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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:32:24 PM   
LanceHughes


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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:48:47 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Actually, if OP needs $ and is in Los Angeles (both of which we learn from his profile), he's not doing a very good job of finding a job.  Yep, things are tough, but it can be done.  HEY! OP, how about a post addressed to the other LA folks, asking for leads and help.  I'll wager MY first $ (coming in two weeks) against your first $ that your post will get you LOTS of help.

Oh, wait, you're a whing bitch.  My bet still stands.  I'll even give you two-to-one odds.

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 7:52:29 PM   
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That's a fact..
Dominate women that is..


That would be incorrect. Dominant women is what you're feebly attempting to say.

Verb: dominate
Adjective: dominant



quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

John! You're back!

( http://www.collarchat.com/m_3646284/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3646284 )


Bingo! That's his posting style. The short bus, prose-like non sentence structured posting.


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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 8:10:26 PM   
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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 8:13:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BurntKitty


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

John! You're back!

( http://www.collarchat.com/m_3646284/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3646284 )


Bingo! That's his posting style. The short bus, prose-like non sentence structured posting.



Remember, he bragged about being the 'Karaoke King.' We determined back then he's 'typing in Karaoke.' Dumbass.

It's time to enjoy the evening with a nice fire and Season 3 of True Blood. 'Night, y'all!

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/6/2011 8:20:52 PM   
BurntKitty


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

John! You're back!

( http://www.collarchat.com/m_3646284/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3646284 )


Bingo! That's his posting style. The short bus, prose-like non sentence structured posting.



Remember, he bragged about being the 'Karaoke King.' We determined back then he's 'typing in Karaoke.' Dumbass.

It's time to enjoy the evening with a nice fire and Season 3 of True Blood. 'Night, y'all!


I forgot all about the Karaoke!


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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/7/2011 5:02:58 AM   
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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/7/2011 5:43:09 PM   
slaveforuse69


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Status: offline 		Make U...yea right!!! Just go get yourself a man or whatever will fill u up!!! Have a Great life with whatever your choice maybe.

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/7/2011 6:06:36 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		The OP perved me!  Maybe he'll take me up on my offer!

Oh, wait...... How is he goin' blow men with the gag I'm stuffing in his mouth the instant he shows his face here?

^^^ Why Lance doesn't like gags or hoods (unless _____ you fill in the blank _____.)

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/7/2011 7:03:38 PM >

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/7/2011 8:17:28 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Make U...yea right!!! Just go get yourself a man or whatever will fill u up!!! Have a Great life with whatever your choice maybe.


John, john, john. Cripes, yet another john sock. How many is that in this one thread alone? With LH's contribution I think that's 4 total so far. Gawd, how many socks does a sanctimonious little fartknocker actually need? (That's a rhetorical question, john, you don't need to go make more, 'k? You're already taking up too much bandwidth.)

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RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex - 11/7/2011 8:34:26 PM   
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