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Eat it or not?


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! (both)
  17% (18)
I am the master.
  8% (9)
Hate eating out girls.
  2% (3)
Will do it but must be shaved.
  8% (9)
Love getting eaten.
  15% (16)
Hate getting eaten.
  7% (8)
i wouldnt do or let anyone do that EVER!!!
  1% (2)
I could do it for hours!
  20% (21)
Total turn on.
  16% (17)


Total Votes : 103
(last vote on : 11/12/2011 9:24:49 AM)
(Poll ended: 11/12/2011 5:00:00 PM)


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EmilyRocks -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 9:38:24 AM)

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nighthawk3569 -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 9:39:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Amberprll



Just bored and curious if there's some people out there that love eating pussy as much as I do or love getting eaten out as much as I do!!


Until you beg for mercy!

'hawk





ZenRiverOtter -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 9:53:01 AM)

I will want to see you masturbate yourself. I can learn much about how to touch and please you by watching. Think naughty thoughts. Stimulate the one, true, erogenous zone. Your mind. Think of all the naughty and nasty pictures you've seen on the Internet. Think of every fantasy you ever had and fulfilled. Think of every fantasy you have yet to explore. Remember the first time you were ever completely satisfied. Remember your fist vibrator, think of your favorite vibrator. Think of those things as I move my face so close to your cunt that your fingers and pussy now feel my hot breath. As you remove your hand I press my wet tongue gently on your clitoris in a circular fashion. I move to the top of the clitoris and start a slow down stroke. My fingers slide tightly on either side of your clitoris pausing briefly, then continue on between the inner and outer labia slowly. I do it second time, then a third but this time I continue down to circle your anus and back up again, parting your inner labia. I play here only the briefest of moments then separate my fingers, spreading your lips and exposing your wet and tight little vagina to me. I nuzzle my nose on your clitoris and breath in your wonderful aroma. I reach my left hand around your right leg and softly squeeze your mons. The fingers of my right hand stoke inside your inner labia, circling though not yet penetrating your vagina. I place my mouth to your clitoris and start licking, then my fingers begin to probe and stroke you inside. Two fingers give a rhythmic timing to alternately thump the G-spot then rub. My lips make into an O shape and suck your clitoris into my warm wet mouth. I do all this till you cum, hard. Till your whole body shakes and trembles from your orgasm. Yet, I don't do this because I am a nice guy. I do this for purely selfish reasons, a woman that has had this treatment is a better fuck. My experience proves that.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 10:29:03 AM)

Reading that post was as painful as stepping on a rake. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 10:38:35 AM)

I agree with NS

WALL OF TEXT!! TL:DR




myotherself -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 10:40:03 AM)

I read it.

It didn't change my mind [:'(]




GreedyTop -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 10:43:44 AM)

ok... skimmed.

wouldnt it have been better placed in creative writing?




ZenRiverOtter -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 10:56:01 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ok... skimmed.

wouldnt it have been better placed in creative writing?


Creative? Why, thank you. I thought it was just the facts on the subject at hand. I did post the my attempt at writing an erotic story on the journal of my profile. But it does seem that I am no good at writing about, well, characters, or you know, plots, but in writing what I know, I wrote a lot of detailed oral sex.




GreedyTop -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:00:50 AM)

ya, ok.




Sashareign -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:09:48 AM)

I think it would be a better world if more people did it more often.

-Sasha




myotherself -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:17:33 AM)

not in my world [:'(]




LaTigresse -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:28:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Reading that post was as painful as stepping on a rake. 


I avoided the aaaaaaaaggggggggooooooooonnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.

Once glance was all it took for me to go right on by.




Iamsemisweet -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:35:34 AM)

I like a better class of porn, myself





Marc2b -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:36:31 AM)

Is this a trick question?

I love muff diving so much I need to use a snorkle.




GreedyTop -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:37:40 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet

I like a better class of porn, myself





this




Lucylastic -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 11:43:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SuzeQ

How is a woman is like KFC?
She has breasts, thighs, and a greasy box that's finger licking good.



honking is all I can do for these, too funnythankyou!!!!




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PeonForHer -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 1:34:30 PM)

FR

I'm astonished. I thought all 'the love doing it' /'love getting it' checkboxes would be up in the 80% area. I could lie just staring at one. As for kissing, licking and eating - Me . . ., ah, um . . . for as long as lip, tongue and neck muscles will hold out. Then I could lie just staring at it, again.

The right one, that is.

Egad. Just goes to show how different to oneself other people can be, eh?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 1:48:41 PM)

I think my ex ruined me. Just the MEMORY of him slurping away down there...[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(] (note the five!)

If the person understands that HANDS have to be part of the equation...and it's not about him, yanno? because I never though of it being dirty or icky, and rimming? OH HELL YEAH. And, evidently mine is very pretty. [;)]

Let's just say that I am willing to have my mind changed, but in the meantime, I'd rather fuck.




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 2:11:50 PM)

quote:

(note the five!)


The tradition lives!!!!! (note the five)




PeonForHer -> RE: Eat it or not? (11/8/2011 2:12:09 PM)

Women can be very, very weird about their vaginas. It's taken me a long time to understand how, and why, that is.





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