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LookieNoNookie -> I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 3:45:56 PM)

How come women are so knowledgeable......and men are so querying?

How come women know so much and men are just clusterfucked?

(Funny thing is....women are always wondering...men are so certain, and in the end....

IT'S ALL SO FUCKED UP!!!! ??????)




LillyBoPeep -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 3:49:19 PM)

you're an odd duck, buster. 




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:00:57 PM)

Where the HELL is my capybara, JJ? All these answers, and no hairy pal for me to hang out with and take to work with me.





MissImmortalPain -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:02:00 PM)

Do you want a serious answer to this question or just radom opinions? I'm going to go with...Man was made to be like "god" but flawed enough to never be able to compete with "god" So man was made first...close but far enough off to just be wrong most of the time. "God" took a look at man after the creation of said animal and decided it could do better. So "god" made women instilling them with logic but doubt. Beauty but fear. Grace and calmness but with a mate that would rarely see that she is most often right. Then "god" spent a great deal of time laughing.




OttersSwim -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:02:35 PM)

More fresh air and sunshine

Less phosphors and online BS

It will all begin to make sense again...




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:04:22 PM)

He lives in Seattle, Oeers, sunshine is iffy...




JstAnotherSub -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:04:55 PM)

Here is your answer...

[image]local://upfiles/633062/4FB64297CDDE4DC8ACF700EC36574ECE.jpg[/image]




OttersSwim -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:08:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

He lives in Seattle, Oeers, sunshine is iffy...


I think we all understand where I was coming from. 

Reading the blackmail topic from page 1 to the end is enough to convince anyone that jumping off a building might just be a good idea...

Real people, real situations.

Gotta run, tonight is the Northern Colorado munch....see?!  I feel better already!  :)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:09:14 PM)

Have fun!




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:11:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

He lives in Seattle, Oeers, sunshine is iffy...

That's for sure!!! Sunbreaks in-between all the rain. lol




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:21:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

you're an odd duck, buster. 

in y
Well....I've been called worse....but only by people who only knew me well.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:23:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Where the HELL is my capybara, JJ? All these answers, and no hairy pal for me to hang out with and take to work with me.




I have a hairy pal for you.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:24:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Do you want a serious answer to this question or just radom opinions? I'm going to go with...Man was made to be like "god" but flawed enough to never be able to compete with "god" So man was made first...close but far enough off to just be wrong most of the time. "God" took a look at man after the creation of said animal and decided it could do better. So "god" made women instilling them with logic but doubt. Beauty but fear. Grace and calmness but with a mate that would rarely see that she is most often right. Then "god" spent a great deal of time laughing.


That sounds so incredibly serious!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:26:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

He lives in Seattle, Oeers, sunshine is iffy...


Ya know...there's a LOT of people that think it rains all the time in Seattle....and all I can say to that is.....

There's three days in August that are totally fucking bone dry.....




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:29:54 PM)

I WANT MY CAPYBARA!!!





MissImmortalPain -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:35:14 PM)

You missed the part where I said "god" was laughing didn't you.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:40:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

You missed the part where I said "god" was laughing didn't you.


With.

He and I have a thing.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 4:44:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Here is your answer...

[image]local://upfiles/633062/4FB64297CDDE4DC8ACF700EC36574ECE.jpg[/image]


(That's me on the right, by the way)

Except for the jaw....mine's not quite Dudley Doo Right.






DarkSteven -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 5:46:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

Gotta run, tonight is the Northern Colorado munch....see?!  I feel better already!  :)



Say hi to the northerners there for me and tasha.

One of these days, we'll meet at the Longmont munch.




Anaxagoras -> RE: I don't know what I need....but I need sumpin... (11/10/2011 6:36:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain
Do you want a serious answer to this question or just radom opinions? I'm going to go with...Man was made to be like "god" but flawed enough to never be able to compete with "god" So man was made first...close but far enough off to just be wrong most of the time. "God" took a look at man after the creation of said animal and decided it could do better. So "god" made women instilling them with logic but doubt. Beauty but fear. Grace and calmness but with a mate that would rarely see that she is most often right. Then "god" spent a great deal of time laughing.

I thought God or (to be inclusive) the gods invented women to keep men in their place a la the old Promethean myth. It has a resonance of truth, such as the way in which men and women function at cross-purposes in terms of sexual matters.




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