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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 4:57:41 AM

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It's amazing to me the responses some people get just for asking a question. Im going to assume that he was asking other Dommes as a way to find out how to please her without her having to tell him or give him directions at the moment of actual service.

Well you can assume that, but he already told us he is doing it because she wanted a list of 100 things and he only came up with 17.

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 8:22:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: PrincessDonna11

It's amazing to me the responses some people get just for asking a question. Im going to assume that he was asking other Dommes as a way to find out how to please her without her having to tell him or give him directions at the moment of actual service.

Well you can assume that, but he already told us he is doing it because she wanted a list of 100 things and he only came up with 17.

Yes, and then when he was given an amazing list of 100 things he asked for more or did Princess Donna miss that part?

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 2:32:55 PM

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# 101 take her to a curry house buy her a Fal serve it to her spoon by spoon. Wait 7 hrs (approx) then worship her chuff up close & personal.

Your devotion will never be doubted again.

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 2:48:10 PM

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Um. Niney. Were we married at one time?

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 2:57:58 PM

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I laughed until close to sharting. I thank you LB.

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Um. Niney. Were we married at one time?

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 3:00:48 PM

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Yeah, I can bring it!

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 3:04:14 PM

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Well you certainly did there.

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Yeah, I can bring it!

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 3:12:42 PM

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One of the tremendous advantages of being a lady is knowing when NOT to be lady!

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 3:15:09 PM

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& you do it so well.

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One of the tremendous advantages of being a lady is knowing when NOT to be lady!

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 5:51:05 PM

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What do I like? I like to have it lightly licked, with a bit of a ploy that he touches my vagina, he will get a few strokes... it makes it a game to stay precise.

I also like a small toy to placed in, and then removed, for him to place in his mouth. When I feel overly 'edgy' I will, after using the bathroom and wiping clean, demand he lick my anus. The humiliation and devotion to Me is the turn on. Of course, these carry risks.

What you should do is what She tells you, not what is posted on a form.

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 6:22:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: angelsubchris

what are some ways a slave can worship his mistress' ass?

-Chris-

This amerikan fascination with donkeys never ceases to amaze me. We find sheep to be much more manageable.

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RE: ass worship - 11/22/2011 11:44:59 AM

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That list was geneious .

I understood it as just a hard task he was given by his Mistress . And his post after the list about anyone have anymore I thought he was joking , made me laugh anyway

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RE: ass worship - 11/22/2011 1:23:22 PM

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Sounds like you need to have a forest gump moment and get ahold of somebody like Bubba and do some brain storming lets see there's ...Ass licking, ass rimming, ass hugging, finger in ass, tonque in ass, ass and shrimp, ass tofu ...etc

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RE: ass worship - 11/22/2011 2:44:51 PM

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.....barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's pineapple an'ass, , coconut with ass, pepper with ass , ass nibble, ass lick, ass slap (gently), ass massage, ass and potatoes, ass with merlot, ass with chardonay (not sure is a red or white wine is appropriate) , ass on the rocks ...

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RE: ass worship - 11/22/2011 3:39:12 PM

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Toolbelt guy rocks!

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RE: ass worship - 11/22/2011 6:40:23 PM

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Heather's choice for the
Sunny's Quote of the Day
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Servant4Queen

for these wonderful suggestions:

Sounds like you need to have a forest gump moment and get ahold of somebody like Bubba and do some brain storming lets see there's ...Ass licking, ass rimming, ass hugging, finger in ass, tonque in ass, ass and shrimp, ass tofu ...etc

.....barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's pineapple an'ass, , coconut with ass, pepper with ass , ass nibble, ass lick, ass slap (gently), ass massage, ass and potatoes, ass with merlot, ass with chardonay (not sure is a red or white wine is appropriate) , ass on the rocks ...

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RE: ass worship - 11/23/2011 12:39:42 PM

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Wow thanks so much. I certainly hope I didnt make an ass of myself. Thanks :)

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RE: ass worship - 11/23/2011 12:40:55 PM

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Toolbelt guy brings the funny: WIN!

And, toolbelts!

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RE: ass worship - 1/9/2012 4:47:55 AM

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100 ways, eh? And you could only come up with 17? We here at Haytch House feel for you, so we did a little brainstorming and came up with 100 different methods of worshipping her ass. It took us about 15 minutes.

Here's the list.

1. Kiss it
2. Lick it
3. Tongue-fuck it
4. Praise it
5. Write an ode to it
6. Think about it
7. Stare at it
8. Dream about it
9. Touch it
10. Stroke it
11. Massage it
12. Write it love letters
13. Allow it to smother you
14. Keep a picture of it in a locket around your neck
15. Extoll its virtues to a stranger
16. Compare it favourably with other asses
17. Sniff it
18. Sketch it
19. Make a shrine to it in your room.
20. Randomly tell people your Mistress has a better ass
21. Make sockpuppet accounts online to praise it
22. Hold rigged "Best Ass" competition.
23. Be its cushion, allow it to sit on you.
24. Paint a picture of it
25. Keep a photo album exclusively dedicated to it.
26. Announce to your family that you worship it.
27. Apply for official religion status as its worshipper.
28. Make and post you tube videos of yourself ranting about how perfect it is
29. Buy it presents.
30. Make daily tribute to it.
31. Regularly provide it with new panties to wear.
32. Start a savings account to provide it with lifts later in life.
33. Purchase it every form of glute exercise device
34. Let it fart in your face.
35. Prostrate yourself before it several times a day.
36. Never look at it without permission.
37. Recruit others to service it at your expense
38. Only masturbate to it
39. Always think about it and only it when you cum
40. Drink from it
41. Suck and clean it whenever it gets fucked.
42. Become its toilet - and thank it after each meal
43. Provide it with a bodyguard at your expense
44. Replace every chair or cushion it uses with the most expensive variety available.
45. When it leaves a seat, immediately kiss that seat
46. Never allow any other ass to use the same chairs and cushions it does.
47. Suck clean anything that has come in contact with it
48. Wipe it
49. Replace toilet paper with your tongue
50. Pray for its safety in every church in town on a weekly basis.
51. Get a picture of it printed on all your pillows.
52. Oil it and perfume it with the most expensive products available.
53. Never look at any other ass
54. Keep a journal of your thoughts about it
55. Blog about it.
56. Get t-shirts with logo's praising it.
57. Write hymns to it
58. Sing those hymns in church
59. Write a love song to it.
60. Hire a band to record those songs
61. Beg for punishment whenever you think about or look at any other ass.
62. Always kneel with your face near it
63. Meditate on it.
64. Write a philosophical disertation on its importance to humanity.
65. Bathe it daily
66. Provide it with its own loofas and washclothes.
67. Get a tattoo proclaiming your love of it.
68. Legally change your name to refect that you adore it.
69. Commission a professional to paint a picture of it.
70. Have a statue of it made.
71. Get a tattoo depicting it
72. Write a 3000 word essay describing it.
73. Commission a survey on it.
74. Include some catch phrase referring to it in everything you say.
75. Insist on taking your oath in court by swearing on a picture of it.
76. Make a needlepoint praising it.
77. Knit it a little bum warmer
78. Provide it with its own blankets.
79. Provide all its coverings/clothing at your own expense.
80. Insure it.
81. Wear a dog tag listing it as your owner.
82. Ask people's opinion of it. reward those who like it, and file suit against those who don't - all at your expense.
83. Speak to it directly as if it were a seperate entity.
84. Petition the city to name a street or park in its honour.
85. Give to charities in its name
86. Hire it its own personal trainer.
87. Provide it with a 2nd slave entirely at your own expense
88. Start a petition to have a day set aside to celebrate its wonders
89. Buy it jewellry
90. Provide it with its own sex toys.
91. Make a cake shaped like it.
92. Commission a scientific study of its perfection.
93. Establish a scholarship in its honour.
94. Provide it with a golden toilet seat.
95. Have an extra bathroom installed so it never has to share a toilet.
96. Have a bidet installed
97. Learn how to describe its beauty in as many languages as possible.
98. Always carry a cushion with you so it never has to touch anything touched by another ass
99. Take out a full page newspaper ad praising it
100. Make an hour long documentary about it and have it aired.

SQ

May your post never die.!

I wish I had been there as you laughed and added each new suggestion.
It must have been a real hoot.

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RE: ass worship - 1/16/2012 3:21:45 PM

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Just look in the mirror and tell yourself how wonderful you are

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