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RE: New - 11/23/2011 2:55:57 PM   
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Or, Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 3:00:47 PM   
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I couldn't help it, Ollie...you see......... 

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 3:20:15 PM   
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Or, Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


Lol...brilliant DS. Gotta love it on so many levels.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:11:14 PM   
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Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


o snap... sure lets all peee on the new guy.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:16:05 PM   
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quote:

Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


o snap... sure lets all pick on the new guy.


They aren't picking on you for being new. They are picking on you for a different reason. If you think with your big head instead of your little one for a change, you might figure it out.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:17:37 PM   
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Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


o snap... sure lets all pick on the new guy.


They aren't picking on you for being new. They are picking on you for a different reason. If you think with your big head instead of your little one for a change, you might figure it out.


thinking thinking thinking ... nothing! give me a hint.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:31:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gomez1000


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ORIGINAL: gomez1000

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Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


o snap... sure lets all pick on the new guy.


They aren't picking on you for being new. They are picking on you for a different reason. If you think with your big head instead of your little one for a change, you might figure it out.


thinking thinking thinking ... nothing! give me a hint.





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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:33:30 PM   
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quote:

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Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


o snap... sure lets all pick on the new guy.


They aren't picking on you for being new. They are picking on you for a different reason. If you think with your big head instead of your little one for a change, you might figure it out.


thinking thinking thinking ... nothing! give me a hint.


You lead with your kink/body and seem to remain dick-centric still. When you lead with your dick, people tend to think you are one. First impressions and all that.

Trust me, when a domme wants to talk about Stanley, she will invite you to share about him.

There is a common thread in how people are treated in this room....looking at the way people introduce themselves. Those who present themselves as people are often treated that way.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:36:09 PM   
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acme... beep beep... ass gas or grass nobody rides for free.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:40:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

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ORIGINAL: gomez1000


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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir


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ORIGINAL: gomez1000

quote:

Stanley as in "Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"


o snap... sure lets all pick on the new guy.


They aren't picking on you for being new. They are picking on you for a different reason. If you think with your big head instead of your little one for a change, you might figure it out.


thinking thinking thinking ... nothing! give me a hint.


You lead with your kink/body and seem to remain dick-centric still. When you lead with your dick, people tend to think you are one. First impressions and all that.

Trust me, when a domme wants to talk about Stanley, she will invite you to share about him.

There is a common thread in how people are treated in this room....looking at the way people introduce themselves. Those who present themselves as people are often treated that way.


thank you and that is why I intorduced myself. I am a very very kinky man that has to have lots of sex and stimulation. so much my other can not and/or has the time for it. I seek out body rubs and other forms of release. Thank you again for the feed back.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:46:54 PM   
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thank you and that is why I intorduced myself. I am a very very kinky man that has to have lots of sex and stimulation. so much my other can not and/or has the time for it. I seek out body rubs and other forms of release. Thank you again for the feed back.


In other words, you are here to cheat on the "other".

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:49:24 PM   
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Your "other"?

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:52:17 PM   
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thank you and that is why I intorduced myself. I am a very very kinky man that has to have lots of sex and stimulation. so much my other can not and/or has the time for it. I seek out body rubs and other forms of release. Thank you again for the feed back.


In other words, you are here to cheat on the "other".

no no I am here (profile) for friends. If i must state in intro.. "other" say's to go have "safe private" fun.

Im sure you know I am new to this style.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 5:53:45 PM   
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Hear that? It's the sound of everyone moving about 10 feet away from you.

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 6:06:36 PM   
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thank you and that is why I intorduced myself. I am a very very kinky man that has to have lots of sex and stimulation. so much my other can not and/or has the time for it. I seek out body rubs and other forms of release. Thank you again for the feed back.


In other words, you are here to cheat on the "other".

no no I am here (profile) for friends. If i must state in intro.. "other" say's to go have "safe private" fun.

I sure you know I am new to this style.


Other as in wife, girlfriend, boyfriend....whatever. Making friends can be better achieved with (dare I say it?) honesty. If you're here to cheat and have "safe private" fun.. ummm yeah. good luck. Don't count on help or assistance with that. Just because we're kinky doesn't mean we lack morals.

On that note...


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RE: New - 11/23/2011 6:11:39 PM   
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Other as in wife, girlfriend, boyfriend....whatever. Making friends can be better achieved with (dare I say it?) honesty. If you're here to cheat and have "safe private" fun.. ummm yeah. good luck. Don't count on help or assistance with that. Just because we're kinky doesn't mean we lack morals.

On that note...

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 7:40:30 PM   
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"Stanley"

Yes Stanley like the power drill. what dont all guys name their cocks???

I love him, hug him, squeeze him, and call him george.. I mean Stanley



~Sighs

Killed it for me, dude. Not your fault.

Why do men name their cocks after other men???

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RE: New - 11/23/2011 7:46:24 PM   
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quote:

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"Stanley"

Yes Stanley like the power drill. what dont all guys name their cocks???

I love him, hug him, squeeze him, and call him george.. I mean Stanley



~Sighs

Killed it for me, dude. Not your fault.

Why do men name their cocks after other men???

quote:

irl
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I didn't an old friend did. she would say I love your power drill. I still use it time to time

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RE: New - 11/24/2011 8:14:22 AM   
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Actually, I dont know why youre here. The bolded part is just something I say from time to time.

Wait...Are you insinuating that you like it upthe ass?

no no only if you do it to me w a strap on slap my ass pull my hair spit in my mouth and punch me in the nose kinda like this



Im game. Matter of fact, I want to do that to you for my Birthday. Just sayin...

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