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Clickofheels -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 6:22:23 AM)

Love the pic of the kitty climbing on the computer screen!!!

He must be looking for a feline forum! <LMAO>




Kana -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 6:58:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

No you won't. They've got the cuteness factor and once they use it you'll be mush just like you are every time they do something.


Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh. They might hear you...




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 7:07:09 AM)

Oh puhLEASE! They don't need to hear me, it's a known fact that we are owned by the furry ones. There is no point in denying it you're only making it harder on yourself by fighting it.




Kana -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 7:14:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

Oh puhLEASE! They don't need to hear me, it's a known fact that we are owned by the furry ones. There is no point in denying it you're only making it harder on yourself by fighting it.


Nah. I always make sure to keep a brick and a pillowcase handy. When the gals get out of line I merely point, and they tuck their tails between their legs and slink away like a bunch o scaredy cats.
:-)






TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 7:19:54 AM)

Yeah and then you come down the next morning and find shredded wrapping paper....




Kana -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 7:29:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

Yeah and then you come down the next morning and find shredded wrapping paper....

And then chased em all over the house with the One Twue Dom Squirtz Gunzzz, pounding up and down the stairs, rampaging at 8 AM while they run for their lives, me cackling as I chase naked, doodads flapping, chortling and loving being alive and tormenting them back while they tried to find someplace to hide that I can't access.

I'm such a kid sometimes. Seriously, wanna know who I am.?
Read Calvin and Hobbes and picture Calvin with the body of a man and you'll be damn skippy close. :-)




GreedyTop -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 7:36:50 AM)

LMAO, Kana! what a great visual!!




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 8:34:01 AM)

What makes you think they aren't having fun too? Ever occur to you that they enjoy it?

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I'm such a kid sometimes. Seriously, wanna know who I am.?
Read Calvin and Hobbes and picture Calvin with the body of a man and you'll be damn skippy close. :-)


Poor lw, surely she is headed for sainthood...assuming that anyone from our lifestyle can become a saint.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 8:57:00 AM)

Hahaha :D great posts




poise -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 8:59:49 AM)

It's good to know it isn't just my computer that cats are in love with!
I remember, prior to getting a flat screen monitor, my cat would love sitting on top of
the old boxy type. I think it was the warmth that they loved.
Here is my 4th addition to the family. His name is Macho, and he lives up to it quite well.


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GreedyTop -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 9:05:16 AM)

AWWWWWW!!!!




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 9:06:13 AM)

Awww so pretty :)
*bemoans her kitty allergies*

A friend has a former barn cat, though, who I absolutely love, and if, for some reason he couldn't keep him anymore, i'd dose up on any number of allergy meds for that cat. :p




poise -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 9:08:52 AM)

I wonder if you are only allergic to the male cats, because of the dander?
I would hate for you to spend your whole life being kittyless! :(




laborboleta -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 10:14:53 AM)

Lilly, I'm here to tell you that there *is* life after cat allergies. As a teenager I developed a cat allergy almost severe enough to require hospitalization. Took mega-doses of antihistamines to visit someone who had a cat, even if the cat never entered the room. If I touched one (couldn't resist sometimes) I was done for, for the rest of the day. In my early 20s I acquired a cat, then the family gradually grew to 4 of them. Over the years, my allergies gradually diminished to the point where I rarely have a reaction, except to certain breeds. My theory is that all the little scratches one sustains in living with cats acted as allergy injections and gradually desensitized me. I have 5 cats now and do pretty well with a little help from Flonase.

So go for it. From what I've seen of your posts, you would be a great cat mom and you deserve the pleasure that comes from being owned by a cat. Just stock up on drugs. [sm=smile.gif]




Fornica -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 11:30:36 AM)

fr
I love this thread. That is all.




Duskypearls -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 2:05:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

Awww so pretty :)
*bemoans her kitty allergies*

A friend has a former barn cat, though, who I absolutely love, and if, for some reason he couldn't keep him anymore, i'd dose up on any number of allergy meds for that cat. :p


LBP, I don't know if this would interest to you, and I have had no personal experience with it, but here goes. Regarding cat allergies:

In Matthew Wood's book, "The Book of Herbal Wisdom, pg 464:

In my practice, Solidago virga-aurea (goldenrod) comes in most handy for hay fever. Along with Apis mellifica, Propolis, Arundo mauritania, Silicea and Ambrosia artemisiafolia, the majority of cases will clear up. I know of no better remedy for cat allergy, although it will not cure every single case -- just almost every case. Boericke describes the eyes just right: "red, ingected, watery, stinging, burning." The eyes of the Solidago patient look like a person who has just gotten out of a swimming pool. There is a generalized redness of the conjunctiva. There are not the bright red blotches of Euphrasia, the glazed, painful red of Pulsatilla (or sometimes Euphrasia), or the blood-shot vessels of Ambrosia. Withi this there is congestion, sneezing and running of the nose, redness and irritation of the skin. Solidago often has welts from allergy, a fact not mentioned in the literature I have seen. This makes it compoarable to Apis in many cases where there are welts.

Preparation and Dosage

The leaves are picked during early summer, flower tops during the latter part of the summer and early fall. The root is taken during the fall. The leaves are used to make the tea. The flower tops make a nice tincture in brandy.

The bulk herb, the tincture, and the lower potencies (with potencies, I assume he means homeopathic remedies in pillule/pill form) can all be used, and possess about the same traits. Material doses are probably better when there is real kidney disease, but in milder cases they tend to cause aggravations, such as conjunctivitis. The potencies work better for the allergies.


Wood is one fellow I'd love to study under. Here's his site for those who are interested:

http://www.matthewwoodherbs.com/Mattwood.html





sheisreeds -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 2:26:51 PM)

My favorite story of cat escape was our bedroom window was open, and the cats got onto the roof of the front porch. We didn't realize until the air conditioner started meowing. The boy some how scrambled through the space beside the air conditioner. The girl was smart enough to just run across the porch roof and come in the window from which she escaped.

I'd finally cleaned out our infamous front room and our boy had gutted a giant stuffed pacman ghost. Which we had admitted sprayed with catnip (like a week ago), but there is ghost stuffing all over the floor. He's also going to be shitting tinsel for weeks as he has been intently un-decorating our staircase.

The ghost was left like his other toys, face down on the ground, he's a creepy little dude like that.

Below is him with rainbow brite, he stole rainbow brite off my desk, in one fell swoop ripping off her collar from bondage bear. He then at some point undressed her.

We're not the only kinksters in the house.



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Duskypearls -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 3:33:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sheisreeds

My favorite story of cat escape was our bedroom window was open, and the cats got onto the roof of the front porch. We didn't realize until the air conditioner started meowing. The boy some how scrambled through the space beside the air conditioner. The girl was smart enough to just run across the porch roof and come in the window from which she escaped.

I'd finally cleaned out our infamous front room and our boy had gutted a giant stuffed pacman ghost. Which we had admitted sprayed with catnip (like a week ago), but there is ghost stuffing all over the floor. He's also going to be shitting tinsel for weeks as he has been intently un-decorating our staircase.

The ghost was left like his other toys, face down on the ground, he's a creepy little dude like that.

Below is him with rainbow brite, he stole rainbow brite off my desk, in one fell swoop ripping off her collar from bondage bear. He then at some point undressed her.

We're not the only kinksters in the house.



[image]local://upfiles/637228/A0AB6098BBBA462AA1B98F7E4144ACCD.jpg[/image]


Oh dear, I hope the little bugger doesn't get into any trouble with the tinsel, which is famous for causing gastrointestinal blockages, which have been known to lead to major surgeries or death. Good luck with that boy kitty.




sheisreeds -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 4:03:57 PM)

He'll be fine, he always is, and our stuff never is ;)




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Gawwwdamn motherfucking cat!!!!! (11/27/2011 4:42:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

[image]local://upfiles/637228/A0AB6098BBBA462AA1B98F7E4144ACCD.jpg[/image]


Oh dear, I hope the little bugger doesn't get into any trouble with the tinsel, which is famous for causing gastrointestinal blockages, which have been known to lead to major surgeries or death. Good luck with that boy kitty.


I don't think that's the real issue...it would appear that stair tread will not be leaving the building alive!




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