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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:53:30 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:54:04 PM   
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This brings back funny memories of an article I once read, decades ago, in Penthouse, or some other such magazine, about a fellow whose new girlfriend had a glass eye, and said fellow, wondered if she would remove it and let him....well, I think you know where I'm going with this. Would you believe it if I told you, somewhere in the article's title was the word "C**k-eyed. Priceless! It still gets me all a'giggle. Whatever works between consenting adults!

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 2:55:38 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:02:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

translations please.


Just for the guys who've asked:

Donkey punch= The guy does her/him from behind then at the point of climax punches them in the neck, on the main vein. It's supposed to make the climax better, apparently.

Strawberry shortcake= The guy jizzes on the face of her/him, then hits them until they bleed, mixing the jizz with the blood.

Spiderman= The guy jizzes in his hand then flicks it at her/him, shouting spiderman at the same time.

Superman= The guy jizzes on her/his back, then sticks the sheet to their back, hence the cape, shouting superman.

Rusty hook= Can be a man or woman who does it. Said person puts their finger up their bum, then hooks said finger into other person's mouth.

All I find pretty disgusting, but some are quite funny. As I said before, the 'youff' of today...


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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:05:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


This brings back funny memories of an article I once read, decades ago, in Penthouse, or some other such magazine, about a fellow whose new girlfriend had a glass eye, and said fellow, wondered if she would remove it and let him....well, I think you know where I'm going with this. Would you believe it if I told you, somewhere in the article's title was the word "C**k-eyed. Priceless! It still gets me all a'giggle. Whatever works between consenting adults!


Love that story.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:16:18 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:47:56 PM   
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I've had an accidental cum-up-the-snoot experience. :p it's not so nice haha



Ya need to let it dry, chop it up with a razor, grab a straw, and SNORT it!!!



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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:52:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39


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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


This brings back funny memories of an article I once read, decades ago, in Penthouse, or some other such magazine, about a fellow whose new girlfriend had a glass eye, and said fellow, wondered if she would remove it and let him....well, I think you know where I'm going with this. Would you believe it if I told you, somewhere in the article's title was the word "C**k-eyed. Priceless! It still gets me all a'giggle. Whatever works between consenting adults!


Love that story.


By this, do you mean you know of that article?

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:54:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

I've heard of donkey punches but the rest of those - hahaha :p
Gotta love creativity!


I'm afraid most of that stuff is just a wee bit beyond the pale for me. Call me a coward.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:55:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

I've had an accidental cum-up-the-snoot experience. :p it's not so nice haha



Ya need to let it dry, chop it up with a razor, grab a straw, and SNORT it!!!




As any self-respecting recycler would do. Yikes!

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:55:28 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:55:58 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 3:59:57 PM   
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One word.  Eyeballs.

pam



Mercy, that was good!

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:00:44 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:01:25 PM   
Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

One word.  Eyeballs.

pam



Mercy, that was good!

Higher altitude face fapping. Lawdy, lawdy...too funny!


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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:03:44 PM   
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And with no collision insurance, too. Poor Carol. A word to the wise!

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:04:25 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:07:37 PM   
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http://www.heaven666.org/peehole-sex-26061.php




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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:16:10 PM   
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Heard about "pee hole" fucking a number of years ago... OUCHIES!!!

http://www.heaven666.org/peehole-sex-26061.php





OUCH... OUCH and FUCKING OUCH. I'm sure that could cause some sort of nasty infection as well. Some things still manage to make me go WTF?


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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:18:58 PM   
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Spiderman= The guy jizzes in his hand then flicks it at her/him, shouting spiderman at the same time.





Not sure why, but that's hilarious to me!

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