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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Oh my god. There is so much win in here that I don't even know where to start, so let me compile all three of you in one place:

for my bbc to use her as i want i hung 9 and thick girls only .

As a Cocksucker, I realize my place is at the feet of my Feeder.
and his generosity in allowing me to gain
nourishment from him.

Man dont pay no tenson to these toms
you toms is all like that, the boards want to learn to deep throat and the dudes just bend over

Now, let's make it one sentence, and add random punctuation and what I presume are the missing words.


Looking for a slut for my big brother Christopher to use her as i want him to, because I need a womans touch in decorating my kitchen.
I hung 9 sets of kitchen curtains up today! None of them matched though, and I could use some thicker fabric, any girls want to help?
In other news, I wanted to share that as a professional hummingbird, (not cocksucker), I realize my place is at the feet of my hummingbird feeder.
The generosity in allowing me to gain nourishment from the feeder is bountiful. And also delicious!
Mankind is under a lot of tension these days, and some tom(cats) are all like that, causing tension, and the boards are quite planky.
PS~ I want to learn to deep throat and make the dudes just bend over.

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

It's like someone hacked into areinos's (however you spell it) account. It's totally bizarre and off from his usual posts.

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Oh my god. There is so much win in here that I don't even know where to start, so let me compile all three of you in one place:

for my bbc to use her as i want i hung 9 and thick girls only .

As a Cocksucker, I realize my place is at the feet of my Feeder.
and his generosity in allowing me to gain
nourishment from him.

Man dont pay no tenson to these toms
you toms is all like that, the boards want to learn to deep throat and the dudes just bend over

Now, let's make it one sentence, and add random punctuation and what I presume are the missing words.


Looking for a slut for my big brother Christopher to use her as i want him to, because I need a womans touch in decorating my kitchen. I hung 9 sets of kitchen curtains up today! None of them matched though, and I could use some thicker fabric, any girls want to help? In other news, I wanted to share that as a professional hummingbird, (not cocksucker), I realize my place is at the feet of my hummingbird feeder. The generosity in allowing me to gain nourishment from the feeder is bountiful. And also delicious!
Mankind is under a lot of tension these days, and some tom(cats) are all like that, causing tension, and the boards are quite planky.
PS~ I want to learn to deep throat and make the dudes just bend over.

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Looking for a slut for my big brother Christopher to use her as I want him to, because I need a woman's touch in decorating my kitchen. I hung 9 sets of kitchen curtains up today! None of them matched though, and I could use some thicker fabric, any girls want to help?

In other news, I wanted to share that as a professional hummingbird, (not cocksucker), I realize my place is at the feet of my hummingbird feeder. The generosity in allowing me to gain nourishment from the feeder is bountiful. And also delicious!

Mankind is under a lot of tension these days, and some tom(cats) are all like that, causing tension, and the boards are quite planky.

PS~ I want to learn to deep throat and make the dudes just bend over.

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Well thank goodness for that explanation, makes sense to me, but I'm dying to know what a "tom" is. Wtf is a tom?

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ORIGINAL: Arienos

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Well thank goodness for that explanation, makes sense to me, but I'm dying to know what a "tom" is. Wtf is a tom?

Damn in this here day of enlightenment, one of them there hunky broads climbing out of the wood pile wanting to know about Uncle Tom when she aint nothing but a tom.

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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

FR

Arienos,

It is quite obvious that you never actually READ Uncle Tom's Cabin.

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ORIGINAL: ares6969

for my bbc to use her as i want i hung 9 and thick girls only .

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
[8|]Weeeeeeeeeeellll, there ya go, OP. Lucky you. Texascumslut's a guy, but yanno, a cock's a cock, a mouth's a mouth. Since neither of you seem to be particularly picky maybe it's a perfect match.

Welcome to the boards. Best of luck.

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ORIGINAL: stellauk

What is the CNN not hung enough for your liking?

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

I am not worthy.
Respect MDA!

Ares 6969 is so bad at spelling he got his name wrong it should be Arse 6969

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
The iHung sounds like a porn viewer from Apple.