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An Oldie: The Rules - 5/27/2006 11:36:21 PM   
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The Rules
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If the Master suspects the slave/property knows all THE RULES, he/she must immediately change some or all of them. The Master is never wrong.

If the Master is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was caused by the slave/property having said or done something wrong.

The slave/property must apologize immediately for having caused said misunderstanding.

The Master may change his/her mind at any time.

The slave/property must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Master.

The Master has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The slave/property must remain calm and placid at all times unless the Master wants him/her to be angry and/or upset.

The Master must, under no circumstances, let the slave/property know whether or not he/she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The slave/property is expected to mind read at all times.

The slave/property who can't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

If the Master has PMS all THE RULES are null and void, if the slave has PMS, she must suffer quietly, without ever giving any indication to the master.

The Master is ready when he/she is ready.

The slave/property must be ready at all times.

Any attempt by the slave/property to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No Slave/property can possibly know all THE RULES

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