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ADomDoc -> You may be Dominant if ... (5/27/2006 11:40:12 PM)

If you have stock in Ben Gay, you may be a dominant.

If you start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory, you may be a dominant.

If Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse, you may be a dominant.

If You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws, you may be a dominant.

If your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying, you may be a dominant.

If your entire Music collection consists of music you can scene to, you may be a dominant.

If you see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out.", you may be a dominant.

If your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like Exit to Eden than anything they ever showed on TV, you may be a dominant.

If they know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops, you may be a dominant.

If you need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party, you may be a dominant. (At least, you are a WANNA-BE!)





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