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ADomDoc -> You may be submissive if ... (5/27/2006 11:41:24 PM)
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If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive.
If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive.
If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive.
If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive."
If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up ... and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.
If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive.
If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive.
If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive. (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).
If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements draw of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.
If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive.
If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.
If you surf the net to find your own webmaster, you may be a submissive.
If you go to the paint store just for the stir sticks, you may be a submissive.
If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter stating "Thank you for your submission.", you may be a submissive.
If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)
If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash, you may be a submissive.
If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.
If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick out two or three that match some outfits you own, you may be a submissive!
If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive.
If you can't make up your mind, you may be a submissive. If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom, you may well be a submissive.
If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports, you may be submissive.
If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town, you may be submissive.
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