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ADomDoc -> Your slave is so lazy that ... (5/27/2006 11:42:29 PM)
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Your slave is so lazy that she only wears strapless shirts because putting her arms in the holes is a major effort.
Your slave is so lazy that the only command she obeys is "Stay!"
Your slave is so lazy that her idea of doing the dishes is licking them clean.
Your slave is so lazy that she has to be leashed, it's the only way to get her off the couch.
Your slave is so lazy that her position training included "Coma!"
Your slave is so lazy that she can't be Gorean, she's just a Snorin'.
Your slave is so lazy that her idea of electrical play is clapping her hands to turn on the TV set.
Your slave is so lazy that her idea of edge play is almost falling off the recliner.
Your slave is so lazy that she wears diapers only because the bathroom is just too far to walk to.
Your slave is so lazy that she thinks running out of truffles is a humiliation scene.
Your slave is so lazy that when you tell her to do something, she rolls her eyes and says "I'm breathing, aren't I?"
Your slave is so lazy that her idea of a major workout is changing the batteries in the remote.
Your slave is so lazy that you need to check her pulse before a scene ... just to make sure she's still alive.
Your slave is so lazy that when you order her to set up for wax play, she tosses a pad and some crayons at you.
Your slave is so lazy she has you trained to get her everything she needs when she needs it.
Your slave is so lazy that she never had to be tethered, she hasn't moved since Clinton was in office.
Your slave is so lazy that the cleaning crew thought she was part of the decor.
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