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If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/29/2011 7:01:19 PM

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1. Don't cheat on him

2. If you break Rule #1 don't let him tattoo you.

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/29/2011 7:04:22 PM

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3. It's a hoax.

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/29/2011 7:23:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

3. It's a hoax.

but a damn funny one.

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/29/2011 9:38:56 PM

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html?ITO=1490

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/29/2011 9:53:34 PM

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AHA !

I got this whole thing figured out. Did you notice they mentioned Ohio ? In fact Dayton, Ohio. Them is some weird parts down ere.

This looks like a typical stunt to get on Judge Judy or something, or failing that, Jerry Springer.

I could start my own TV show with the people I know. I wonder what they pay. I know a guy got married on the Jenny Jones or something show. Too bad they didn't have divorces.

And there is no fucking way you could tattoo all that in one day, or could you ? Alright maybe you could but it would be hurtin for certain. Might be hard to stay drunk enough for that long, for normal people that is. I'm sure I could but that has nothing to do with the affairs of normal humans.

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/29/2011 10:44:03 PM

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1. The guy is a bad artist,
2. He is not a Christian,
3. He makes the wrong choices in who to befriend. (Each friend by definition has been 'approved for adultery'.)
4. She ought to sue him for all he has got.

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/30/2011 5:44:28 AM

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Hey guys, this was a prank.

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RE: If you date a tattoo artist... - 11/30/2011 10:08:50 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

1. The guy is a bad artist,
2. He is not a Christian,
3. He makes the wrong choices in who to befriend. (Each friend by definition has been 'approved for adultery'.)
4. She ought to sue him for all he has got.

5. It's STILL a hoax
6. You're an idiot

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