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Famous people's comments on sex. - 5/28/2006 12:01:33 AM

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Famous people's comments on sex.

Tom Clancy
* "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin
* "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Drew Carey
* "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen
* "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Unknown
* "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield
* "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Woody Allen
* "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

George Burns
* "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

Matt Barry
* "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."

Camille Paglia
* "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

George Burns
* "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

Henry Miller
* "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

Lynn Lavner
* "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

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RE: Famous people's comments on sex. - 5/28/2006 12:04:50 AM

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Pete Rose: "I married her because she was the best piece of ass i ever had."

What a f**ktard he was.

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RE: Famous people's comments on sex. - 5/28/2006 12:06:49 AM

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If that's really what he said, it was probably the most honest moment of his life.

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RE: Famous people's comments on sex. - 5/28/2006 2:08:53 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

If that's really what he said, it was probably the most honest moment of his life.

He abandoned his wife and children and then divorced; the quote refers to his second wife.

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RE: Famous people's comments on sex. - 5/28/2006 4:58:26 AM

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Funny

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