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It's this Viagra - 5/28/2006 12:18:56 AM

ADomDoc

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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwave or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!

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RE: It's this Viagra - 5/28/2006 5:08:48 AM

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i bet thats true too domdoc ;
i cant believe the viagra ads on t.v.,either.... it says:please call your physician, if you continue to have errections lasting more than four hours ,or suffer vision problems.
;ya rite; do ,that and ,call the doctor ,so they know you're going blind from doing it for ,over four hours!

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RE: It's this Viagra - 5/28/2006 10:17:41 PM

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i cant believe the viagra ads on t.v.,either.... it says:please call your physician, if you continue to have errections lasting more than four hours ,or suffer vision problems.
;ya rite; do ,that and ,call the doctor

Actually James ... that disclaimer is real. And you don't even wanna know what has to be done for a guy w/ drug-induced priapism to keep their dick from turning black & falling off. Just think ... nightmare ... and multiply it by 10. If it ever happens to you ... get your ass to ER ASAP ... unless you've always wanted to go transgender.

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