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On their honeymoon, lying in bed, they are about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to her new husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? "Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods"
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.." Then the couple makes passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" the wife ask.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah, What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to the bed to make love a second time. When they are finished, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" She asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that,"
"Oh yeah, what would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they are finished he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, I want to find out what's par for this hole."
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