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STRANGE SEX LAWS - 5/28/2006 6:05:28 PM

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STRANGE SEX LAWS

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:35:41 AM

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Thats settled it, im moving to Guam.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:40:30 AM

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May I humbly suggest that these "laws" are almost certainly fictional?

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:45:52 AM

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I dont know about the others...but the one about masturbation in Indonesia, I will find out about. I have spent a lot of time in that country and have many friends from there....hmmmmm which one wont be totally mortified by my asking such a question? LOL Being muslim, they are sometimes quite shocked by what comes out of my mouth...even though I do try to behave..<<smile>>

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:46:03 AM

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I think I have heard the Lebanese one before.

However may I suggest that I was jesting.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:50:40 AM

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Actually these laws are probably on books. There are simular strange laws in each of the US states. Such as in Arkansas as long as a girl has her shoes on the guy can't be charged with any sexual act.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:51:19 AM

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Wouldn't shock me if they are real. We have strange enough laws

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 10:54:48 AM

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May I humbly suggest that these "laws" are almost certainly fictional?

Even so...
I wonder would it count if #5 was a woman deflowering the Virgin?

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 11:16:42 AM

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In TX, anything goes EXCEPT having a dildo that actually looks like a penis and having sex for money which includes the making of pornographic movies since that is having sex for money in a round about way.
i still have a hard time processing the fact that in a state where consentual battery is legal that you can not have a dildo that looks like a penis.
Laws are weird.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/16/2006 11:17:06 AM

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Wouldn't shock me if they are real. We have strange enough laws

I can't be certain about the overseas laws; but I am certain that 99% of claims like "in Alabama it is illegal to dye your
moustache red on a Saturday" are -entirely- ficitional.

If I had another pair of hands, I'd dig out the proof of that. In the meantime, have you ever, once, seen someone give the date of the law and/or the relevant sub-section?

Told you so. Pure fiction.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/17/2006 4:35:22 AM

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IB wants this Job 5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) lets just hope it pays We'll.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/18/2006 3:19:32 AM

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we have simaler odd laws in America but they were made a long time ago as I suspect these were as well and while they are so very funny to hear they are no longer inforsed!!

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/18/2006 4:37:48 AM

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(true story)
Friend was in an Australian pub while Monica was being interviewed. He asked,"What do you think of all this?"

Australian guy responded,"I thank God we got all the convicts and you got the Puritans."

AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/19/2006 3:08:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: overseer9

I can't be certain about the overseas laws; but I am certain that 99% of claims like "in Alabama it is illegal to dye your
moustache red on a Saturday" are -entirely- ficitional.

If I had another pair of hands, I'd dig out the proof of that. In the meantime, have you ever, once, seen someone give the date of the law and/or the relevant sub-section?

Told you so. Pure fiction.

The Maryland one is no longer entirely accurate, though it was prior to the mid 1980's:

The current criminal code for the Maryland condom thing is:

Health - Condom Sale

CR 10-104

MISDEMEANOR

$1,000.00

*1_0467* **CONDOM-SALE VENDING MACH**

...did unlawfully [sell/offer to sell] a nonlatex condom by

means of a [vending machine/other automatic device].

NOTE: Each vending machine or other automatic device

constitutes a separate offense.

(The part making it legal to sell approved condoms from a vending machine, and the definition for condoms is still on the books in COMAR 10.52.04)

However, there are still plenty of strange Maryland laws that are still on the books (reference to criminal code included):

M/M Anal Sex 10 Years in Jail

CR 3-321

FELONY

10 YEARS

PRELIMINARY HEARING

*5_3600* **SODOMY-GENERALLY**

...did unlawfully commit sodomy upon ____ (name).

NOTE: Common law crime. Contemplates placing penis in

anus of victim. Consent is not a defense. The statute does not

require an explicit spelling out of details.

NOTE: In Schotchet v. State, 320 Md. 714 (1990), the Court of

Appeals held that this crime excludes consensual noncommercial,

heterosexual activity.

Oral Sex, that's another 10 years and a $1,00 fineUnnatural/Perverted Sexual Practice

CR 3-322

MISDEMEANOR

$1,000.00 - 10 YEARS

*6_3600* **PERVERTED PRACTICE**

...did commit a certain unnatural and perverted sexual practice

with ____ (name of person or type of animal).

NOTE: Perverted practices include cunnilingus, fellatio, and

beastiality.

There are plenty more, but you get the idea :)

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/19/2006 3:43:07 PM

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2005 law passed in hickory north carolina minors cannot see dildoes on display in sex shops in the city. ask first to see??? right

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/19/2006 7:19:36 PM

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2005 law passed in hickory north carolina minors cannot see dildoes on display in sex shops in the city. ask first to see??? right

Look out Spencers...

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/19/2006 7:34:58 PM

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LOL....i thought anal and oral sex were still illegal in some states., too funny....ya bunch of criminals....

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/22/2006 3:02:51 PM

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laws getting ready to be passed in sc and tenn illeagal to sell sex toys

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/22/2006 10:19:30 PM

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We gotem here too, old archaic laws no longer enforced.

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RE: STRANGE SEX LAWS - 6/23/2006 10:08:35 AM

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A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/sex_laws.shtml#Illinois

This is the only good thing about My state....

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