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ORIGINAL: ADomDoc

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
1.Yes, you are obligated to visit my mother. If you don't we will find someone sexier, stronger and with a bigger dick who will. This person will be rewarded with the oral sex you never earned.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
2.Your cream is so delicious I have been adding it to your coffee all week. I hope you enjoyed it. And please leave the aquarium alone, I've had to restock twice already since you moved in. No it isn't kinky. It's sick.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
3. Queef: (n) air forced out of the vagina when something else is forced in. I agree, you should stop making that happen.

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5.I will use your pubic hair as I see fit. If you weren't always nagging me to try and deepthroat, I wouldn't need to grab hold of it for leverage.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
5. I will use your ears as I see fit, especially when I have PMS and need to bitch. Don't worry about it, and be thankful I'm not pulling you hair.

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
6. Correct. Go and fix me a margarita, fool

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
7.Your stick is indeed very short. Yes some things taste worse than your cum.  Your cooking for example. And on that note, I think  a blindfolded taste test is in order.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
8.Unless I'm in the mood for that. Grab my ears again and let's see.

9. Play with the balls.
9.I have tried this before. They are better than you at chess, however they get very nervous when I suggest we wrestle.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
10.As I do not wish to disappoint you, I will refrain from doing this until I am the best. In the mean time I will be practicing on your brother.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
11.Honey, every time we touch amounts to me caressing an ass.

12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
12.Sufficient hay is being made. While you are on the couch making a beer gut and a bad smell, I am on the other side of town, making some hay in a place with better weather.

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
13.If you do the washing up once in a while, you wont have to worry about if I'm going to swallow, now will you?

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ORIGINAL: slaveofdarkhold

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ORIGINAL: ADomDoc

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
1.Yes, you are obligated to visit my mother. If you don't we will find someone sexier, stronger and with a bigger dick who will. This person will be rewarded with the oral sex you never earned.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
2.Your cream is so delicious I have been adding it to your coffee all week. I hope you enjoyed it. And please leave the aquarium alone, I've had to restock twice already since you moved in. No it isn't kinky. It's sick.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
3. Queef: (n) air forced out of the vagina when something else is forced in. I agree, you should stop making that happen.

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5.I will use your pubic hair as I see fit. If you weren't always nagging me to try and deepthroat, I wouldn't need to grab hold of it for leverage.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
5. I will use your ears as I see fit, especially when I have PMS and need to bitch. Don't worry about it, and be thankful I'm not pulling you hair.

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
6. Correct. Go and fix me a margarita, fool

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
7.Your stick is indeed very short. Yes some things taste worse than your cum.  Your cooking for example. And on that note, I think  a blindfolded taste test is in order.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
8.Unless I'm in the mood for that. Grab my ears again and let's see.

9. Play with the balls.
9.I have tried this before. They are better than you at chess, however they get very nervous when I suggest we wrestle.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
10.As I do not wish to disappoint you, I will refrain from doing this until I am the best. In the mean time I will be practicing on your brother.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
11.Honey, every time we touch amounts to me caressing an ass.

12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
12.Sufficient hay is being made. While you are on the couch making a beer gut and a bad smell, I am on the other side of town, making some hay in a place with better weather.

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
13.If you do the washing up once in a while, you wont have to worry about if I'm going to swallow, now will you?

way to go slaveof ...  

     roflmao

Now THATs funny 

tali... pmsl

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ORIGINAL: keme

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

*coughs* ok now there is no need to lie about it... *chuckles* That is just mean... ~winks~

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ORIGINAL: slaveofdarkhold

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ORIGINAL: ADomDoc

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
1.Yes, you are obligated to visit my mother. If you don't we will find someone sexier, stronger and with a bigger dick who will. This person will be rewarded with the oral sex you never earned.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
2.Your cream is so delicious I have been adding it to your coffee all week. I hope you enjoyed it. And please leave the aquarium alone, I've had to restock twice already since you moved in. No it isn't kinky. It's sick.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
3. Queef: (n) air forced out of the vagina when something else is forced in. I agree, you should stop making that happen.

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5.I will use your pubic hair as I see fit. If you weren't always nagging me to try and deepthroat, I wouldn't need to grab hold of it for leverage.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
5. I will use your ears as I see fit, especially when I have PMS and need to bitch. Don't worry about it, and be thankful I'm not pulling you hair.

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
6. Correct. Go and fix me a margarita, fool

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
7.Your stick is indeed very short. Yes some things taste worse than your cum.  Your cooking for example. And on that note, I think  a blindfolded taste test is in order.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
8.Unless I'm in the mood for that. Grab my ears again and let's see.

9. Play with the balls.
9.I have tried this before. They are better than you at chess, however they get very nervous when I suggest we wrestle.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
10.As I do not wish to disappoint you, I will refrain from doing this until I am the best. In the mean time I will be practicing on your brother.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
11.Honey, every time we touch amounts to me caressing an ass.

12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
12.Sufficient hay is being made. While you are on the couch making a beer gut and a bad smell, I am on the other side of town, making some hay in a place with better weather.

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
13.If you do the washing up once in a while, you wont have to worry about if I'm going to swallow, now will you?

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ORIGINAL: sublace

Well I'm a bi sissy and I love sucking a big hard cock!  I love having it done on me also.  I have do problem sucking a nice cock until it explodes in my mouth and swallowing it down.  I'll take the load anywhere they want to give it to me.  There are only 2 things I like better than sucking cock, eating pussy and getting stuffed by a big hard cock!!

sublace

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ORIGINAL: MistressSophia

This is the most distasteful post I HAVE EVER READ. Disrespectful is mild to what this post is.. But if it is so yummy open your mouth and have some your self.. After all isn't men who should be on their knees? And they want to know why they are called PIGS?

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ORIGINAL: ADomDoc

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ORIGINAL: marieToo
and just how far has this gotten you, DomDoc??  
lmaooooooo

Who ever said this was my philosophy? It's just a friggin' joke (written by a pig) for cryin' out loud!  I knew some would bitch about it ... and others would laugh.  But anyone who opens a fellatio joke on a BdSm board & is offended because it isn't PC is just plain irrational. :-)

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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

What a sad commentary. I would like to think everyone has experienced a delightful, willing, and trancendental blowjob.

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ORIGINAL: NCSilverWolves

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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

What a sad commentary. I would like to think everyone has experienced a delightful, willing, and trancendental blowjob.

LOL... the question now is... do I dare go there.. or do I let this pass by untouched my dear friend?... lol...